This guy should become a regular conributor to the Cube, you can skip to the bottom, but the whole thing is pretty clever, and the artwork is going to make someone a cool avatar...

(Comrades, In my studies of the western propaganda, I find this article by a dissenter. His perspective is unusual, but effective. I nominate the author for Beet of the Week, article follows... Tovarichi)

ROOT: Obama might be a socialist

For some reason, most Americans think he is

By Wayne Allyn Root The Washington Times
6:17 p.m., Monday, April 4, 2011
Illustration: Socialist Obama by Alexander Hunter for The Washington Times

I ought to know. I was Mr. Obama's college classmate at Columbia University Class of '83. Our college was dominated by socialists and Marxists who hated capitalism and America. Let's look at the facts up close and personal - Jeff Foxworthy style. Mr. Foxworthy leaves no doubt as to "who might be a redneck." Let me leave no doubt that "Obama might be a socialist."
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If you believe it's greedy for American taxpayers to want to keep more of their own money, but not greedy to demand that government confiscate other people's money and redistribute it to those who didn't earn it, you might be a socialist.

If you don't understand (or care) that babies scream and cry the moment they are born because they are already heavily in debt and facing a bleak future and lower quality of life, you might be a socialist.

If the only thing you, your Cabinet members and czars know about business is from books read at Harvard Law School, written by Karl Marx, you might be a socialist.

If you want to allocate hundreds of millions to the Internal Revenue Service to go after tax cheats when your administration is filled with tax cheats, including the guy in charge of America's taxes (Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner), you might be a socialist.

If you think the "White House Party Crashers" are terrible people because they came to a state dinner without aninvitation, but you want to give instant citizenship to 12 million uninvited "illegal aliens" who crashed our border, you might be a socialist.

If you think anyone who doesn't read the New York Times is dumb and ignorant, but think it's OK for Congress to pass a 2,000-page health care bill without reading it, you might be a socialist.

If you think Times' columnist Paul Krugman deserves a Nobel Prize for economics and you deserve a Nobel Peace Prize even though neither of you created a job or ended a war, you might be a socialist.

If you think it's OK to meet with dictators, bullies, tyrants and terrorist sympathizers without preconditions, but have no interest in meeting with conservatives in Congress, you might be a socialist.

If you think it's OK to give constitutional rights to terrorists, but not to the bondholders, shareholders and secured creditors of GM and Chrysler when you stole the company from them and awarded it to the unions that bankrupted them, you might be a socialist.

If you think Raul Castro, the leader of communist Cuba, in firing 500,000 government employees by telling them "government can no longer employ or take care of everyone" isn't a hint that perhaps America needs to reduce our obscene number of government employees, you might be a socialist.

If you think George W. Bush's spending was an embarrassment, a travesty and a sin, but you have no problem increasing the national debt more in one day than the entire 2007 budget deficit, you might be a socialist.

If you think Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar of "The View" represent the moderate wing of the Democratic Party, you might be a socialist.

If you think it was OK for Nancy Pelosi to pass Obamacare so she could benefit from the special clause on Page 1,890 that gives free faceliftsto public officials, you might be a socialist (just kidding!).

If you want to convert America to a "green economy" to create jobs, after Spain has proven the green economy destroys three times as many jobs as it creates and leads to 20 percent unemployment, you might be a socialist.

If you think denying someone a job, government contract or entry to college because of the color of their skin is immoral and criminal, but giving someone a job, government contract or college admission because of a different color of their skin is "social justice," you might be a socialist.

If you want to abandon capitalism and put the economy under the controlof government bureaucrats, even though virtually every city, county, state and federal department run by these same bureaucrats is insolvent and bankrupt, you might be a socialist.

If you favor taxpayer bailouts of companies who give you campaign contributions and hide it by refusing to disclose who got the money or how much and you demand your cronies in Congresspass the 1,000-plus page bailout bill without reading it, you might be a socialist.

If you think spending an extra trillion dollars will save money on health care and reduce the deficit, you might be a socialist (and possibly learned math in public school). If your solution to Medicare driving the country into bankruptcy is expanding it to everyone with Obamacare, you might be a socialist.

If want to lower the cost of health care but left out tort reform, you might be a socialist lawyer.

If you're a Columbia University professor and gave a student named Barack Obama an A in economics, you are definitely a socialist.

And finally, in the eighth year of the Obama presidency, if Bangladesh is hosting "Aid America" concerts or you're standing in line for toilet paper, you have a socialist president. It's time to stand up and loudly call a socialist ... a socialist!

Wayne Allyn Root is a former Libertarian vice-presidential nominee and author of "The Conscience of a Libertarian: Empowering the Citizen Revolution with God, Guns, Gold, Gambling & Tax Cuts" (Wiley, 2009). He writes at RootforAmerica.com. © Copyright 2011 The Washington Times, LLC

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BAH! We've heard these "lies" before from this character. Remember comrades we never ever use the S-word (and certainly not the C-word or M-word or even the L-word) when speaking of Obama's ideology. That's for us to know and the proles to guess at.

The Current Truth is that Obama is a MODERATE. Repeat after me: MOD-ER-ATE.

Wayne Allen Root? It is no coincidence his initials spell out WAR!

In rebuttal, I must point out that if you think killing the poor and feeding their bones to the rich is a good economic policy, then you ARE a raaaaacist sexist xenophobe homophobe islamophobe hateful planet-killing greedy AGW-denying fascist vicious murderous pig-like worm-eating filthy violent uncivil hate dirt creep lousy... cough, cough.... sorry, choking on my own spittle here.... ack....

Dammit! Guilt. So much for my "clubbing baby seals " vacation plans. Opiate, is safe to say that "capitalist Republikkan" sums this up, da?

"..you might be a socialist."

He says that like there's something wrong if it. I denounce the whole idea that there's anything wrong with being a proud Socialist. Most dictators... world Leaders are socialist and they are proud, are they not?! Akdinglemyjihad in Iran, is proud! Cousin Castor, is proud! Jose Mubaraky in Egypt is ... was proud! Obama should be proud.

umm, never mind.

What Whoopie said. Mo-der-ate.

Just so Frau, let's keep 'em guessing, it's our best chance for success.

Yes, comrades, Lord Obozo is a moderate. And everyone else is extreme.

It is extreme to want our children not to drown in debt. It is extreme to reject putting Metzenbaum scissors into the head of a fetus near birth. (Metzenbaum. How perfect; refresh your memories of Senator Metzenbaum, who had to retire for Chuck Schumer because the earth just can't take that much prog in one place.

The fabric of time and space collapses with that much progitude. It causes a wormy hole. A black, wormy hole.

By definition everything that anyone who is not Lord Obozo does is extreme.

"All for Obama and nothing outside of Obama," pace Mussolini.

Father Prog and comrades,

See how brilliantly Father Prog and explains the complex inner workings of the heretofore guessed at "Obama" psyche.

Now you can see for yourselves why he is a Father Prog!

Comrade Whoopie wrote:BAH! We've heard these "lies" before from this character. Remember comrades we never ever use the S-word (and certainly not the C-word or M-word or even the L-word) when speaking of Obama's ideology. That's for us to know and the proles to guess at.

The Current Truth is that Obama is a MODERATE. Repeat after me: MOD-ER-ATE.

Hell, the S-Word is a dirty word anyway.

Or from the early days of the Cube: The cure for weak liberalism is strong communism.

Or as that dreadful hack Thomas Sowell said, "Liberalism is totalitarian with a human face."


Now what has a more human face than Janeane?

Notice how she is friends with Sheryl Crow. One square of TP For Ms. Crow, no leg tonsorial work for Ms. Gawdawfulo.

[ Prog off] Personally I've dated men with less leg hair than that. And they were not drag queens. Gawdawfulo defines Beast. Well, if she shaves her legs they'll find 666 written on each one.

my my, Whoopie, I do like dear Leaders new look. I am hoping, cough, Mrs. MO will try the same new enhancements.

NO ONE SHOULD BE FILLED WITH FEAR OF THE "S" WORDAGE. Where have all the conjones on Progs run off to?!

I fear no letter. What, after all is USSA for?

I am found guilty and reprimanded by political officer for length of intitial post: I will shovel beets and pull weeds until sentence is complete, but I shovel quietly thoughtfully until re-education is complete...


Everybody, join me in shovelling song:


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Tovarichi wrote:I fear no letter. What, after all is USSA for?

I am found guilty and reprimanded by political officer for length of intitial post: I will shovel beets and pull weeds until sentence is complete, but I shovel quietly thoughtfully until re-education is complete...


Everybody, join me in shovelling song:


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Ah, Comrade Tovarichi, you are an exemplary example of what a good prog should be. You are just the sort needed to clean the expelled stomach leavings after a big gulag party and pick the caterpillars off the wilting beets. You would be divinely well suited to clean the toiletry floors and seat cover (you know how some comrades are). Keep up Prog mind-think and you shall go far!

Why see here.... we could have used you just last weekend, why one of our loyal members had trouble escaping his lawn chair.

Fraulein, are you trying to get Tovarichi to do menial service? After all, he's a growing little proglet and getting as nasty as one can be. Why, one of these days he'll be like the U of Chicago professor who urged violence on people who didn't agree with him. How progalicious is that?

I mean, here we have a U of Chicago professor, and bear in mind that that's the school of the loathsome Milton Friedman, who believed in, and pardon while I shudder and retch, capitalism.

That we cannot have because no system has been better at distributing wealth and goods to everyone. And then what's the point of being a prog?

BTW, have you seen that our plan has been thwarted? As I write I find that an entire town's vote in Wisconsin was not reported, to give our Prog Comradette a leg up to get onto the Supreme Court so that she could quash the law with utter disregard, which is what progs do.

But despite the best Daley efforts, that town was reported and the judge has picked up 7300 votes, more than the 204 votes stolen, and rightfully so, by the prog judge.

What do you do when you can't win with fraud and deceit?

Rivers of blood in the streets. After all, isn't that what we're all about? The frisson of being able to say, "Off wit his head!" like the Red Queen, and get away with it.

What's the silly little thing called the Constitution anyway?

Father Prog,

I believe the correct title for that so-called "professor" at the U of Shitcago was a "senior lecturer" who was perceived as a "professor" and considered to be one. That line of "thinking" works very well in the Wacky World of Progdom. But to others who are not as smart to catch the nuance, "senior lecturer" is another fancy way of saying "whiney community organizer".

And the correct thing to do when you can't win by fraud and deceit is to simply up the ante. Call in SEIU; ACORN; ACLU. And if these still don't get the job done, call in the jihadists from CAIR or the NBPP. There's always something about Mooslim Rage™ and victimhood that seals the deal!

Indeed, what is that silly thing called the Constitution anyway?

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:...

BTW, have you seen that our plan has been thwarted? As I write I find that an entire town's vote in Wisconsin was not reported, to give our Prog Comradette a leg up to get onto the Supreme Court so that she could quash the law with utter disregard, which is what progs do.
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THIS IS NOT MY FAULT. I HIDE THOSE LOUSY VOTES WHERE THEY SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN FOUND. Who new I'd run out of toilet paper, I ask?! But not to worry.... she has been sent a Memo and a very, small death threat wording of encouragement to retract her tracted comment of yesterday! I am sure our dear Prog will win. spit

Barack Hussein Abu Obama....Mmmmm, mmmmm, moderate

Whinny, I see that you have found the perfect solution which lets Sheryl Crow and I really really hope I spelled her name right have more than one sheet of bumpf when she vacates her mind. (I keep going back to that South Park episode where people eat with their butts and crap out their mouths.)

After all, as a member of our current House sneered, "What's the Constitution have to do with anything?"

The answer is everything--if you as a prog can find something in it. But as soon as it's an inconvenience, appear in front of a camera, with lachrymose eyes, holding a teddy-bear with a green neck ribbon, and rent a skinny kid from somewhere and blubber about your "rights," even if the rights came out your ass that morning along with last night's stolen food.

Fraulein, I will leave it to your capable hands to discipline the Wisconsin official who was too much the fonctainnaire and not a prog dedicated to the normal theft, dishonesty, character assassination, violence, and rapine of the true progressive.

The Updated Memo is going out today, Father Theo. She will be enjoying an extended stay in the Gulag Hilton located adjacent to Jiffy-Lobo. She wlll have a lovely garden view overlooking the newly renovated veranda.

Fraulein! You've been looting my house! Were you there with Pupovich? This is the prototype that I have for the new Obamacare Hospices.

BTW, as Father Prog I hereby decree that from the minute of passage of Obamacare that the word "hospice" shall be used interchangeably with "hospital." This will make the liquidation of the proles even more efficient.

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Whinny, I see that you have found the perfect solution which lets Sheryl Crow and I really really hope I spelled her name right have more than one sheet of bumpf when she vacates her mind. (I keep going back to that South Park episode where people eat with their butts and crap out their mouths.)

After all, as a member of our current House sneered, "What's the Constitution have to do with anything?"

The answer is everything--if you as a prog can find something in it. But as soon as it's an inconvenience, appear in front of a camera, with lachrymose eyes, holding a teddy-bear with a green neck ribbon, and rent a skinny kid from somewhere and blubber about your "rights," even if the rights came out your ass that morning along with last night's stolen food.

Father Prog,

I think her name is spelled "KЯOW", if I'm not mistaken. Us progs can find many things in the Constitution: the "right" to healthcare, the "right" to "privacy" (only when it has to do with minors getting abortions without notifying their parental units), the "right" for women to do as they please with their bodies, and the "right" to take away all other amendments that don't line up with the agenda of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™.

Whinny, indeed the Constitution is infinitely flexible and for a prog infinitely fungible. It was unashamedly designed to hamstring government, and I know it's impossible to think of such a time, when people desired freedom.

As opposed to now, when I know, just know, that everyone on earth yearns to feel my lash on his or her back. Because in the middle of the night, I know that I have nothing of value whatsoever except my attitude so I have to belong to the sneerocracy to make myself not want to loose my veins in a warm tub. Which I couldn't afford without productive capitalists, who for that must be put against the wall.I know what ails people, and if they object, I'll just shove more of it down their throats.

Because I'm a made prog and I know best.

I'm so glad that I never paid attention in class about those tough classes like math; I was real good in classes which let me spread my wings and realize my true spendiferousness.

I mean political science and sociology and latterly English.

This is wonderful training, and just the sort that Lord Obugger had which allowed him to climb to his empyrean heights, where he has no need to deal with reality.

Because it comes out his ass.

Now that's what I want to be. I'm a made prog so rainbow-farting unicorns come out my ass. But I yearn for reality to come out my ass.

Then I'll be a Master Prog.

Father Prog Plushbottom,

I'm so glad that rules were made to be broken; the Constitution serves a better purpose to wipe the asses of elitist reprobates; all morality is relative along with current truth; government is god; mooslims are peaceful, fun-loving, and family oriented, and paying taxes qualifies me as a patriotic American citizen. Life really is good!

Even China realizes that it has to have a capitalistic system in place to make all the money for its industrial war complex. It's a shame the skools here don't seem to understand that much about the need for capitalism in order to fund their Utopian Dreams™. Maybe that's why the Chinese, yet communists at heart, are still smarter than the average 5th Grader here.

But maybe your right: pulling reality out of their asses is all the reality they're going to get. Unless you're Dark Lord Soros. Then the reality pulled out of the ass in conjunction with billions of dollars seems to reinforce the effort.

Obummer is what they say in Singapore (Singlish): "All fart; no shit". And it's the wonderful aroma that seems to captivate the naive... sort of like the Pied Piper of Flatulence™.

Whinny, His Pontifical Greatness Obowma, after a bruising budget battle, is vacationing again.

I really must buy Boeing stock, With of course OPM.So refreshing to find a president who feels that he's entitled to the whole world.

Grandly dispose of following generations' security, and jet off to every place that he and Moochelle in her neon capri pants want to go. What could be proggier than Obama? He's done nothing but lie all his life.

He's never held a real job. He's never earned a dollar. He's lied, or did I say that? He married a woman one step above a baby momma, louche, with a K-mart fashion sense. And all his friends manifestly hate America.

I'm sorry. I can't stand up right now owing to the possibility of embarrassment.

I mean, who could ever have thought that we'd have such a clueless, spineless, brass-balled (there's a difference), entitled, president, attended by the most rapacious totalitarians seen since the fall of the Mother Country?

I'm so proud. Just think.I believe I'll go clear off the back 160 (this is Texas) for the construction of a new Gulag. We'll need more, you know.

If you want to convert America to a "green economy" to create jobs, after Spain has proven the green economy destroys three times as many jobs as it creates and leads to 20 percent unemployment, you might be a socialist.

I must denounce this utter lie!! Creating a 'green' bubble using subsidized solar panels so modern that they can work even at night (so you can sell cheaper solar energy) does not have nothing to do with this!

Even more, building the most expensive hi-speed rail system, using tax monies to build 15 track stations in the middle of nowhere (using some estate who was owned by some local MPs, socialist and non-socialist), has nothing to do.

And definitely, converting the whole country into a big fat cement mixer, building more houses than the country will need by 2150, creating whole cities in the middle of nowhere (but far from those stations), promoting corruption amongst all local and regional councils and, when it all came to light and the bubble burst, bailing out the constructors using billions of euros in tax monies has NOTHING to do with socialism.

Most of that 20% unemployment came after the construction burst...


I denounce myself for all this ranting!

Bear in mind that Spain is in some ways one of the most progressive of countries--they were good enough to roll over and show their soft underbelly when the Muslims bombed Spain just before an election.

However, Greeces is close. You can retire with full benefits at I think 50 if you have a hazardous job, which includes hair burner because of the chemicals or newscaster because of the germs on the microphones.

However, if I were a member of the drive-by media, I'd never retire. How else can I leverage attitude and ignorance into power?

Comrades, all is proceeding as planned.
Anyone know who's the more equal Comrade the Peoples Director hired to do the promo?

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