Comrades,

I know many of you are giddy with items related to the "Ground-Zero Mosque" and wish to share them in our effort to discredit the American people and expose them for the hate mongering imperial racist that they are.

HOWEVER, as a matter of Cube policy -- and because I am a cold and ideological puritan -- we will from now on refer to the said Mosque as the New York Muslim Community Center™.

Our allies at MSNBC and other progress affiliated mouthpieces are working overtime to reassure the racist American people that this is a New York Muslim Community Center™ -- not a "religious" or "political" venue for denouncing America, plotting, gloating, or dressing women in culturally appropriate Burqa Bags™ (although, in time, plenty of that will be taking place, I'm sure.)

Thank you for your time and KEEP THE CUBE ROLLING OVER THE ENEMIES OF PROGRESS!

Wallahi Saqlabi Allahamabadu Ass-Salami Olay Onqoom!

The KKKapitalist KKKafir-MushriKKKs will pay dearly according to the justice of Marx'Allah if they refuse to permit the construction of the great shrine to the freejhad-fighters (may ass salami be upon them) of the Glorious Manhattan Ghazw! We demand, for the sake of the divine system of Marx'Allah which liberates men from bondage to other man and non-living objects and philosophies and places him securely and happily into perfect abject bondage under Marx'Allah alone in every sphere of life from toilet etiquette to foreign policy, that the KKKapitalist KKKafir-MushriKKKs obey, or we will no longer smile in their faces as our hearts curse their egregious ShirKKK, that is their disgraceful polytheistic idolatrous neo-liberal ingratitude to Marx'Allah's all-encompassing deen-dialectic. If they do not submit to our demands, the only way to put a stop to their endless blasphemy will be the holy scimitar in order to end their openly engaging in associating other deity-economist-warlords with Marx'Allah and claiming legislative authority when only Marx'Allah has the right to create laws and to govern through his Proletarislim Slaves. Only when they obey Marx'Allah will the Khalifatopia on earth then exist, and no more hunger, starvation, misery, inequality (except between the miserable unbelieving criminals and the pure mumin-proles), poverty, love, music, art, and haute-cuisine will ever exist again. Happy, splendid day!

9/11 was an act of terrorism a cultural event.

Groucho Marxist wrote:9/11 was an act of terrorism a cultural event.

GM, this is so relavant. I remember years ago when the Indians ventured off the reservation to a neighboring farm while the farmer was away. They burned his hey stack and slept it off in the farmer's house. Racist whites were upset and didn't understand the cultural and traditional nature of the event. People's traditions must be respected!

Clearly we must reassess our sensitivities.

There is whispers going around that Dear Leader will be at opening ceremony of New York Muslim Community Center as special guest where he will be playing the basketball.

Let's see.....hmmmmmm.........New York Muslim Community Center™, nice................Only when they obey Marx'Allah will the Khalifatopia on earth then exist, very nice. OK, here we go:

This thread has been reviewed and approved by the Council Of ISLAM (International Socialist Leaders And Mullahs)

MujahidOfTheProletariat wrote: Wallahi Saqlabi Allahamabadu Ass-Salami Olay Onqoom!

The KKKapitalist KKKafir-MushriKKKs will pay dearly according to the justice of Marx'Allah if they refuse to permit the construction of the great shrine to the freejhad-fighters (may ass salami be upon them) of the Glorious Manhattan Ghazw! We demand, for the sake of the divine system of Marx'Allah which liberates men from bondage to other man and non-living objects and philosophies and places him securely and happily into perfect abject bondage under Marx'Allah alone in every sphere of life from toilet etiquette to foreign policy, that the KKKapitalist KKKafir-MushriKKKs obey, or we will no longer smile in their faces as our hearts curse their egregious ShirKKK, that is their disgraceful polytheistic idolatrous neo-liberal ingratitude to Marx'Allah's all-encompassing deen-dialectic. If they do not submit to our demands, the only way to put a stop to their endless blasphemy will be the holy scimitar in order to end their openly engaging in associating other deity-economist-warlords with Marx'Allah and claiming legislative authority when only Marx'Allah has the right to create laws and to govern through his Proletarislim Slaves. Only when they obey Marx'Allah will the Khalifatopia on earth then exist, and no more hunger, starvation, misery, inequality (except between the miserable unbelieving criminals and the pure mumin-proles), poverty, love, music, art, and haute-cuisine will ever exist again. Happy, splendid day!

Itbach kul Allam!!

Calm down Dear Leader Obamugabe. Comrade MujahidOfTheProletariat is doing his/her/it's best and not skilled in the subtle nuances of the New World Order.

Oh, did you get the memo? You have been selected to have a most honored seat at the Council of ISLAM. (International Socialist Leaders And Mullahs). Congratulations my old friend.

and.......
Dear Leader Kim says hey and;"How you do "Big Bad" Bobby?","Let's do runch?"