New Prayer for Social Justice Worriers

Similar to the old prayer but without the silly common sense and God stuff.




 

Colonel Obyezyana

Similar to the old prayer but without the silly common sense and God stuff.

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From prior top-secret communications, I assume that this excellent example of agit-prop is your creation. If so, you should now also be known as the Pope of Social Justice or even better as the Pope of WOKE. Maybe you should start taking confessions from those of us among the regular progressives who feel the periodic need for forgiveness when we temporarily lapse into common-sense ways of thinking (which of course renders us "commoners" sometimes deemed to be as dangerous as capitalists.)


--KOOK
 

KOOK

From prior top-secret communications, I assume that this excellent example of agit-prop is your creation.--KOOK

It IS my re-interpretation of a well-known prayer customized for the social justice warriors who serve as useful tools/fools for members the oligarchy who are using socialism—and its armed variant, communism—as a convenient pretense for the means to their selfish ends.

I am not "woke," I am not a confessor and I refuse to judge the micro encephalic human cockroaches of wokism who seek to make our lives as miserable as their own by inflicting their crass delusions, cringeworthy phobias and pseudo-intellectual pedantic panics on populations that are already being splattered by the multiple shit-cannons of corrupt media, government, markets, academia, big tech and centers of disease "control."

See how I treated all the rotten bastards equally and didn't judge? I feel pretty good about myself now. I think I'll get some fermented coconut milk.