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New Democrats Logo - The Party Needs A NEW New Slogan!

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RE: New Democrats Logo
Attn: All Comrades & Party Officials


Comrades, as you may know, the People's Party ™ has a wonderful new logo which I'm sure everyone will find mucho inspirational many have already stated the logo reminds them of a target:

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But the slogan "Change That Matters", well, it leaves something to be desired (like a new slogan, for one thing.) I mean, it sorta suggests all the changes that Dear Leader has implemented these past 20 months haven't mattered and now we're gonna have some change that does matter... for example, up to now Obama's only driven the economy into a ditch but if you reelect the Democrats they'll shoot for the Grand Canyon!

Anyway, in spite of my busy schedule of broadcasting Party propaganda good economic news all day, I have taken it upon myself to try improve upon it. But, my efforts much like the Recovery Summer, have fallen short....

CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

IF IT MATTERS, CHANGE IT!

CHANGE MATTERS!

CHANGE MATTER (ADD MORE PROTONS!)

Well, if you can do better, the Central Committee will surely show it's appreciation, perhaps with a brand new collectible baby Obama doll, eh?

UPDATE!

Comrade Shovel 4U has provided a glorious new logo for The Party™, there is only one party comrades...

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We hereby nominate Shovel4U for Beet of The Week.


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WE KNOW BETTER THAN YOU

LAME DUCKS FLY HIGHER

WHAT OUR VOTERS THINK DOESN'T MATTER. WE HAVE AN AGENDA.

LAND OF THE FEE, HOME OF THE DEPRAVED

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Opiate of the People wrote:.... I have taken it upon myself to try improve upon it. But, my efforts much like the Recovery Summer, have fallen short....

CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

IF IT MATTERS, CHANGE IT!

CHANGE MATTERS!

CHANGE MATTER (ADD MORE PROTONS!)

Well, if you can do better, the Central Committee will surely show it's appreciation, perhaps with a brand new collectible baby Obama doll, eh?

Matters Change?


Change is good?

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Ok, comrades, we're just going to try a few things here and see what sticks, I don't really have a lot of fonts and we're so used to making things for the communist party that I'm not really sure what we're doing here, but I Hope™ when Comrade Barrack Obama or Michele Obama do their daily visit the People's Blog they find something they like...

Here's the new Democrat logo with suggested slogans so far:
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And then we tried to come up with something for the kids, we hear they like grungy decaying things cause they look real cool and stuff, so we tried Detroit with the new Democrat logo:
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I know every time I'm feeling sad and depressed, every time the Emperor's doodle starts showing, every time it looks as if no one wants what I think the Government should give them, when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I've tried everything to include perching on the Mikael J. Rudolph Memorial Ledge . . . I've found nothing brings me out of my funk and energizes me quicker than a new logo.

Until they unveiled this thing yesterday (to a standing-room-only crowd according to a press release from the link below; methinks more jobs were created at that hour), I was planning to stay home on Election Day. But one look at that D in that circle, and I'm ready to plant my boots on the ground and start knocking on everyone's doors and hand out leaflets and make phone calls.

A tattoo of that blue-ringed D will be a perfect match to the Obama O already on my left butt cheek.
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https://www.democrats.org/

In surfing their grand and glorious new website, I find myself wondering if I'm blind, or do I really not see the image of an American flag anywhere?

Lots of Obama emblems, but no American flag. Lots of blue, but no red, not even purple.

Does he still (or for that matter, did he really ever) think we're the United States of America?

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Oh, they have left the comments section open....

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: A tattoo of that blue-ringed D will be a perfect match to the Obama O already on my left butt cheek.

As always, Commissarka leads all the popular prog trends.

Look what you started:

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All the trendy progs will have one!

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Shovel 4 U wrote:
Commissarka Pinkie wrote: A tattoo of that blue-ringed D will be a perfect match to the Obama O already on my left butt cheek.

As always, Commissarka leads all the popular prog trends.

Look what you started:

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All the trendy progs will have one!
Image I DENOUNCE COMRADE SHOVEL! (If that is your real name!) Your attached visual agitprop was entirely uncalled for and my hovel is now decorated in partially digested beet oatmeal (beeties). You need to warn comrades before posting pictures that might be mistaken for comrade o'donnell. Something like "WARNING: the following arrangement of pixels is known to cause uncontrollable wretching, sobbing, and explosive vomitting and diahrea."

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DEMOCRAPS WANT TO CHANGE!
Our leaders into Royalty
Our citizens into Serfs

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D for desperation. For the despair of the downtrodden. For the disaffected. The desolation of degradation and decadence. D for demoralization. D for devolution. D for deconstruction of democracy. D for dictatorship. D for dystopian dialectic.

For everything D, vote Democrat.

Btw: Does anyone else see this new logo as anything but a repudiation of Obama's logo?

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
Opiate of the People wrote:RE: New Democrats Logo
Attn: All Comrades & Party Officials


Comrades, as you may know, the People's Party ™ has a wonderful new logo which I'm sure everyone will find mucho inspirational many have already stated the logo reminds them of a target:

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But the slogan "Change That Matters", well, it leaves something to be desired (like a new slogan, for one thing.) I mean, it sorta suggests all the changes that Dear Leader has implemented these past 20 months haven't mattered and now we're gonna have some change that does matter... for example, up to now Obama's only driven the economy into a ditch but if you reelect the Democrats they'll shoot for the Grand Canyon!

Anyway, in spite of my busy schedule of broadcasting Party propaganda good economic news all day, I have taken it upon myself to try improve upon it. But, my efforts much like the Recovery Summer, have fallen short....

CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

IF IT MATTERS, CHANGE IT!

CHANGE MATTERS!

CHANGE MATTER (ADD MORE PROTONS!)

Well, if you can do better, the Central Committee will surely show it's appreciation, perhaps with a brand new collectible baby Obama doll, eh?

If I may.... As you will recall....

WAR IS PEACE,
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

And it is often quipped "the more things CHANGE the more they remain the SAME."

Therefore, we may postulate that:

CHANGE IS UNCHANGE

Essentially, Comrade Opiate of the People, what you MEAN to say is that this has ALWAYS been the party logo. It was the party logo in the beginning, it is now, and always will be our logo. No other logo has ever existed. To say otherwise would be to imply that the party is wrong incorrect in error made a mistake... er is somehow less than perfect? I know you to be a stalwart member. So, I would hope that this is not some Freudian slip.


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Comrades, these are all so gloriously, deliciously good that it makes boogles in the mind; but I have a special feeling about Comrade Shovel 4 and his cash in the receptacles.

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Good Gawd! I milked cows for years and I NEVER saw anything like that!

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Comrades, these are all so gloriously, deliciously good that it makes boogles in the mind; but I have a special feeling about Comrade Shovel 4 and his cash in the receptacles.

Of course when we are printing our fiat currency so that it is as common as toilet paper, it is only a matter of time until that is all it will be worth. Our comrade Obamugabe has raised this to a very fine art...a national currency that possesses value as a dual use commodity.


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(Forgive the figures, as they may be a bit dated.)

Most efficient! Brilliant!

Fraulein! Please, do not have me ask you again to cover yourself! I would hate to see our Muslim brothers stone you for causing them to stumble in their hearts!

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Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote:
Essentially, Comrade Opiate of the People, what you MEAN to say is that this has ALWAYS been the party logo. It was the party logo in the beginning, it is now, and always will be our logo. No other logo has ever existed. To say otherwise would be to imply that the party is wrong incorrect in error made a mistake... er is somehow less than perfect? I know you to be a stalwart member. So, I would hope that this is not some Freudian slip.


Quite correct, Comrade Big Brother. I have been remiss in not keeping up to date with all the revised history books. But I'm going to, make no mistake about it... I am anxious to read the new revised history of the last decade and how GW Bush demolished the World Trade Center to build a secret police headquarters dedicated to waterboarding innocent undocumented Americans at random and blaming it all on peaceful Muslims.

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“In the Soviet Union, the future is known; it's the past which is always changing.”
- A famous joke among Soviet dissidents

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Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote: Of course when we are printing our fiat currency so that it is as common as toilet paper, it is only a matter of time until that is all it will be worth. Our comrade Obamugabe has raised this to a very fine art...a national currency that possesses value as a dual use commodity.


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RAAAAACIST! THOUGHTCRIMINAL! I DENOUNCE ALL COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARIES who use the deception of logic and mathematics to provide validation to ideas that undermine the Party's efforts to bring change! I CONDEMN the use of thinking when not thinking is much more conducive to our goals!

Consider this, comrades: using math, 2+2 = 4. But what if the Party says 2 + 2 = 40? Under which system will the masses be better off? With the "4" provided by logic and reason, or with the "40" that the Party provides? The answer should be obvious to all. I rest my case! Now, let us have no more talk of toilet paper unless you have a few rolls to lend me until my monthly government ration arrives.



Raum Emmanual Goldstein
Opiate of the People wrote:
Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote: Of course when we are printing our fiat currency so that it is as common as toilet paper, it is only a matter of time until that is all it will be worth. Our comrade Obamugabe has raised this to a very fine art...a national currency that possesses value as a dual use commodity.


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RAAAAACIST! THOUGHTCRIMINAL! I DENOUNCE ALL COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARIES who use the deception of logic and mathematics to provide validation to ideas that undermine the Party's efforts to bring change! I CONDEMN the use of thinking when not thinking is much more conducive to our goals!

Consider this, comrades: using math, 2+2 = 4. But what if the Party says 2 + 2 = 40? Under which system will the masses be better off? With the "4" provided by logic and reason, or with the "40" that the Party provides? The answer should be obvious to all. I rest my case! Now, let us have no more talk of toilet paper unless you have a few rolls to lend me until my monthly government ration arrives.

First Com. Oopiate....need I remind you of Executive Oorder #1188384885-53453-244/B, no other words in the English Imperialistic language beginning with the letter "o" is authorized to be kapitalised to ensure that it does not compete with the name of the Dear Leader (PBUH). Your name is in clear violation of the will of the Dear Leader PBUH (or his designated representatives). Perhaps you did not get the memo?

Second, the tone I used to descibe the dual use monetary system of people's utopia of Zimbabwe was most complamentary of our most Progressive Comrade Obamugabe. Indeed, he himself saw fit not to comment, niether negatively or positively in his following post. Regards his lack of commentary, it is not necessary for a comrade of his standing to thank one such as I, an humble prog, for my complimentary commentary. Had my post been perceived as insulting, it would have been his duty for a comrade of his standing to denounce one such as I, an humble prog. We may deduce that silence on his part, therefore, equals consent.

Indeed, so enamoured with Obamugabe's monetray system, I keep, as a souvenir, these brilliant Z$ note in my wallet:

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Third, you will note the disclaimer I applied at the end of my post: "Forgive the figures, as they may be a bit dated." This implies that the Peoples' Math applies (as usual). I have given extensive lectures on the subject of the Peoples' Maths on this website and at the Josef Mengele Institute. No one enjoys the brilliant flexibility of our Progressive maths more than I.

I shutter to conclude thus, but your egress rush to denounce me in light of the evidence accruing to my defence, my dear opiate, implies that you are perhaps a teabagging double-agent, an agent provocateur seeking to undermine the integrity of stalwart party members.

Are you compelled thus to denounce yourself, or shall I?

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"The softer side of progressivism"

Pffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttt.


Cubists:
Once again, we must take the reins and lead the Party ™ to the glorious World of Next Tuesday ™ .
I'm sure you have many other current truths to add...

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Comrades,

Love the new symbol, just had to improve on it a bit. Our kids are going to love the debt in future for our caring now.

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Yes, indeed we did.

(this will give a whole new meaning to "O'd", which I am concerned will be banned in fixed company & in broadcast, network language.)


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Well done comrade Shovel. If this doesn't earn you "Beet of the Week" I'll be darned.

Our hard Communism will cure these cry baby Liberals...

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I second Comrade Whoopie's nomination for Comrade Shovel4U to get Beet of The Week.
Excellent work Comrade Shovel, may the size of your shovel prosper!

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Kucinich, Whitehouse, Waters ect. ----- ppfffffffftttttt.

Soft tyranny is like soft porn, what's the point?

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Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote: Are you compelled thus to denounce yourself, or shall I?

Comrade Raum, as you can see in your own original post below, you violated Executive order #1188384885-53453-244/B three times. Furthermore, if you had read Executive bulletin 407.3A SQRT -57 (with a side of onion rings), you would know that proper and improper names, such as mine self's, are grandpersoned in as exempt from the non-capitalization of "o" order if written notice is submitted to the Central Committee along with proof of a large donation to Nanski Peloski's favorite charity (i.e. herself). I have such proof, so I am not denouncable on these grounds.

Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote: Of course when we are printing our fiat currency so that it is as common as toilet paper, it is only a matter of time until that is all it will be worth. Our comrade Obamugabe has raised this to a very fine art...a national currency that possesses value as a dual use commodity.


Second, while your deference to Comrade obamugabe's utopian society is admirable, Comrade obamugabe is now under suspicion in the Central Committee for his part in today's reprehensible disturbance in Speaker Peloski's campaign charity event. It seems Comrade obamugabe was tossed out of the event for demonstrating on behalf of his aunt, Maxine Waters: https://thehill.com/homenews/house/119331-aides-working-for-maxine-waters-asked-to-leave-pelosi-event

How do we know Maxine Waters is obamugabe's aunt? She said so herself, today:
Maxine Waters wrote: Told that one of the staffers had identified her as his aunt, Waters shrugged and replied: “I'm everybody's aunt.”

Thirdly, I am aware of your disclaimer but you are surely aware of Party rules that state disclaimers are not admissable except in health care bills and stimulus packages. And budgets. And corporate shakedowns bail-outs. And.. well, it's just like the old joke about Catholicism: Every thing is forbidden until it is mandantory.

So Comrade, it would appear that I have every right to denounce you for denouncing me for denouncing you especially when the Committee sees the size of the campaign donation check I am sending over. But Comrade, I am a patient and benevolent TV set and I am sure you have done much good on behalf of yourself the People ™so I will overlook your malfeasance if you promise to SEND OVER SOME DAMN TOILET PAPER BECAUSE I AM ALL OUT do some good on behalf of someone less fortunate than yourself.

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I KNEW I had seen this somewhere before! Image
Somebody may need to jiggle the handle....

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(*jiggle*)

STAND DOWN COMRADE RAHM YOU INSOLENT SLUT! If you dare to question our Opiate of the People™ again I will personally assign you to the next necro-proxy voter count!

Is that clear, comrade!?!

Now just sit back, relax... relax... relax... and watch this next episode, it's sure to get a tingle running down your leg.

But first a commercial break....
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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Well done comrade Shovel. If this doesn't earn you "Beet of the Week" I'll be darned.

Our hard Communism will cure these cry baby Liberals...

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Ivan Betinov wrote:I KNEW I had seen this somewhere before! Image
Somebody may need to jiggle the handle....
Perhaps a baby diaper changing table?

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And now, a song:

"D" is for the Dollars we are stealing spending
"E" is for Every wonderful thing we do!
"M" is for the Many changes we're making,
"O" is for "Obama", that you knew!
"C" is for the Crap that we are full of
"C" is for Commies, that's what we are
"C" is for the Changes we are making,
"R-A-T-S" are what leave the sinking ship!

Put them all together, it spells "DEMOCRATS"
The word that means incompetent statesmanship!

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Where did the Hope go? No Hope? Just change?

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I usually do not award Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award based on the clamorings of a few lesser comrades, all of whom, I note, have been whacked by my shovel at one time or another, but more often than not more than one time.

For I, being ever so Progressive and caring, decide what is good for whom, even if it isn't good for me. And those who receive what I bestow are always grateful, because they know it means I care.

And knowing not only that I care, but that I care more than anyone else, is the most important thing anyone could ever know.

Shovel 4 U: Would you rather be the recipient of Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award because (a) three of your fellow comrades nominated you in hopes they can take you to Pup's Party Pleasure Palace afterward to celebrate, during which they'll steal your extra vodka rations while you're zonked out naked on the bed (you don't really think they're doing this because they're impressed with your photoshop contribution, do you?) or (b) Because you know that Pinkie cares more than they do?

Your answer will determine whether or not you receive this great honor.


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Leninka wrote:Where did the Hope go? No Hope? Just change?

Indeed....


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I did not realize those New Black Panther patriots in Philly were lawyers! And only Fellows need apply? Why no Felleras? Sexists!

From the Dem web site


POSITION: Voting Rights Fellow

DEPARTMENT: Voter Protection

LOCATION: DNC Headquarters, Washington, DC

DESCRIPTION:

The Voter Protection Department provides the DNC with guidance on voting rights, election administration and post-election canvassing and recount issues, monitoring developments in state and federal election law and coordinating with the Democratic Party at the national and local levels to promote laws and policies that advance the right to vote. This fall, the Department will work closely with state parties and campaigns to implement an aggressive voter protection and election integrity program across the country. The Voting Rights Fellow will serve for a one-year term beginning September 2010 and ending August 2011, conducting legal research and writing on voting rights and elections administration issues to support the priorities of the Voter Protection Department.

RESPONSIBILITIES:

The Voting Rights Fellow will be responsible for conducting research on a variety of voting rights, election administration and post-election canvassing and recount matters. Topics include state compliance with federal election laws, redistricting, and legal and legislative developments on the state and national level that affect the right to vote and the integrity of the electoral process. The Fellow will often be asked to conduct time-sensitive research in relation to upcoming elections. Opportunities for publication may be available.

SKILLS AND QUALIFICATIONS:

* Candidate must be a law school graduate with an interest in voting rights and election administration; Must possess strong legal research and writing skills, and be comfortable using Lexis and other legal research tools.
* Candidates should have strong interpersonal skills, experience meeting deadlines, and the ability to manage many tasks simultaneously.
* A strong interest in and commitment to politics are a must.

CONTACT:

Applicants should email a cover letter, resume, and transcript to [email protected], with subject line "Voting Rights Fellowship."
POSITION: Research Associate

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Comrade Reiuxcat,

This is only the tip of the shovel, our apparatchiks have always been working closely with The Party™ to insure Fair™, Just™, and Clean™ Voter Rights™ in elections for The People™. Our MTE may have been slighted for The One, but we are always working to ensure the puppet we want elected Voters Rights™ are secure: https://wewillnotbesilenced2008.com/index.htm

This is gang warfare communism Democracy™, comrade.

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Just look for the guys with the little "D"s.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I usually do not award Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award based on the clamorings of a few lesser comrades, all of whom, I note, have been whacked by my shovel at one time or another, but more often than not more than one time.

For I, being ever so Progressive and caring, decide what is good for whom, even if it isn't good for me. And those who receive what I bestow are always grateful, because they know it means I care.

And knowing not only that I care, but that I care more than anyone else, is the most important thing anyone could ever know.

Shovel 4 U: Would you rather be the recipient of Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award because (a) three of your fellow comrades nominated you in hopes they can take you to Pup's Party Pleasure Palace afterward to celebrate, during which they'll steal your extra vodka rations while you're zonked out naked on the bed (you don't really think they're doing this because they're impressed with your photoshop contribution, do you?) or (b) Because you know that Pinkie cares more than they do?

Your answer will determine whether or not you receive this great honor.


Most esteemed purveyor of whacks of party approved compassion, Commissarka Pinkie;
My you look lovely today and that dress contours your svelte body like a silk stocking.

Knowing that only you speak the current truth that I had to learn the hard way 47X at Pup's Pleasure Palace.

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I choose (B) because I know that only you are all caring, even to the point of sharing some of your vast knowledge of caring to Dear Leader himself that he now demonstrates on a daily basis to his sheep people.

If bestowed, I will cherish it forever, not like some ungrateful misguided cocks around here.
CRAP Foundation: My bank routing number is 1237648034 account# 748253098574.

Yours in groveling always;

Shovel 4 U
"Where Pinkies Custom Shovels are FREE" ™

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P.S. I can still go to Pup's Pleasure Palace for purely investigative purposes, no?

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Well met, Shovel 4 U! Therefore, just because you called me "svelte", you are hereby proclaimed the latest recipient of Pinkie's Beet of the Week Award!
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And for your mother, a bumpersticker to put on her car:

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Additionally, as recipient of this award, you get to take part in our new "Beet of the Week Gives Back" program, in which BOTW winners give back to their communities and special causes through monetary donations made in your name from your bank account to fund CRAP, my non-partisan, non-profit, tax exempt foundation also known as Caring and Raising Awareness by Pinkie.

However, since you are recognized as a prole of limited means, Red Rooster has begrudgingly agreed after I whacked him into pate de foie coq with my shovel, generously offered to make this donation on your behalf.

Afterward, he and Opiate and Whoopie will take you to Pup's Pleasure Palace. Make sure you leave your pants hanging over the chair in the corner near the hidden panel if you want to get them back when you leave.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Well met, Shovel 4 U! Therefore, just because you called me "svelte", you are hereby proclaimed the latest recipient of Pinkie's Beet of the Week Award!

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Commissarka,

I am indeed overwhelmed at your graciousness and will cherish this award forever. It will be proudly displayed on my mantle above all of my other accomplishments!!

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You have uplifted my devotion to the Revolution...
Shovel 4 U


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I thought we already had a slogan, short and sweet:

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Comrade Director, Nov. 2 is resurrection day.
The day necro-proxy voters rise from the grave.

[OFF]

Or the day America rises.

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I guess "Death to America" may just be the appropriate slogan for the Stewart & Colbert's mock rally in Washington this Halloween.

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Red Square wrote:I guess "Death to America" may just be the appropriate slogan for the Stewart & Colbert's mock rally in Washington this Halloween.



They should have named it "Rally to restore stupidity"


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Democrats: Real Matters Never Change, and Changes That Really Don't Matter.

I now return to shoveling at Kollective Farm, Manure Matters.


 
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