Michelle Obama has cured Anorexia.

This remarkable breakthrough came on Election Day, 2014 - she gave her permission to all African-Americans to eat fried chicken if they vote Democrat today.

She may also allow black Catholics to eat meat on Fridays, but this has yet to be announced.


Other progressives were quick to add to her success in the fight against this horrible disease. Hillary Clinton has also revealed that she too, once struggled with this disease but has long put it behind her along with her struggle with abstinence.


Other progressives around the world also revealed that they too, suffered with Anorexia and have each come to terms with it. We believe that this is thanks to our First Lady, Michelle Obama who set the stage for curing this hurtsome malady.

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SOURCE: https://dailycaller.com/2014/11/04/michelle-obamas-closing-argument-to-black-voters-dont-think-vote-for-democrats/

Dear Leader took advantage of the temporary reprieve from the strict dietary regimen that he suffered under when he also had Anorexia.

He indulged in his favorite - a weiner. He loves those things.