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Madcow & The Science Guy Prove Global Warming Exists!

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Comrades Rejoice! It's Prog Romper Room Time!

Today on Prog Romper Room we will discuss the HORRID truth of Global Warming Climate Change. We will get CHILLS and TINGLES and feel SHOOKEN UP over the UNPATRIOTIC kulak-konservative denial of Global Warming. We will see how your old codger parents are IN DENIAL and how you little kiddies...

...will EMBRACE Global Warming. Just remember The Party caresabout you little kiddies and we are only teaching you what's GOOD FORYOU. You will FEEL IT IN YOUR...uhhhh... HEARTS.

There will be vodka-milk and beet cookies after the show, so sit back and RELAX while we agitate WARN YOU about the HORRID EFFECTS of GLOBAL WARMING Climate Change!

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Image Hmmmmmm, uh huh........................ackkkk.............uckkkkkkkkk....................
Must get to medicine bag........................ 4 chewable aspirin................ quick put on a 6mg nitro patch........................ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That's better. Whew, that was close...........clearing head...............
Sorry Red Rooster, I only made it 4 minutes or so. Just made it to my medicine bag in time.

Here we go:
The existance of Rachel Maddow does not disprove the existence of intelligent human beings on this planet.

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Rachel Madcow, ahhh, what a good brain-dead comrade and a true Alinsky child. Yes, our environmental Nazi's have clearly stated, " global warming actually increases the chance for extreme weather because as the planet warms". Grandiose cow manure! This summer we can turn our heat on until it cools! How can the glorious collective not believe?

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If any thoughtcriminals are within the East Coast warming zone and would like to dig themselves deeper into the gulag by engaging in shameless moneygrubbing, Jim Hoft at Gateway Pundit is running a contest:

If you would like to have some fun and make a little cash while you're snowed in then this is just the contest you've been waiting for. Here are the rules:
1.) Create a sign.
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For each local TV spot you will receive $100.00.
If a sign is placed on a national TV network the prize will jump to $300.00.
If two or three signs are on one TV spot then the prize would be divided by the participants.
The most original sign would receive and additional $500.00.
The funniest sign will receive an additional $500.00.
Contest ends on Sunday February 14, 2010.
Thanks to my anonymous supporter for coming up with the idea and fronting the prize money.
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PASS THIS AROUND.

Read more here.

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Image Image now, if I can just get Faux News to show up.....

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My position on AGW was and is that if AGW is truly real, the first thing we should do is dispense with useless wastes of energy and resources like the NY Times and MSNBC, which fewer and fewer people read or watch and thus could all live without and they will not be missed. Until that starts to happen, I am firm non-believer in AGW.

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My Comrades

Cold is Warm!

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

COLD IS WARM!

Amandla

Obamugabe

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[off]That Maddow finger puppet looks like a dude... surprise, surprise.

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Grigori E.R. wrote:Image Here we go:
The existance of Rachel Maddow does not disprove the existence of intelligent human beings on this planet.
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It certainly doesn't HELP our case though.

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Komsomolka Olga Katrina wrote:[off]That Maddow finger puppet looks like a dude... surprise, surprise.
Olga, in the Glorious World of Next Tuesday, gender is erased, or at least in the sense of, all are one, one are all.

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Rachel Maddow's calm and bitter, raging, mocking, sensible tone certainly does not prove what Camille Paglia (a self proclaimed lesbian) stated in her book "Vamps & Tramps" that lesbians have "a buried rage, with a desperate need for consolation."

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It's always fun to connect the dots and the money .

I'm sure you're as shocked as "Capt. Louis Renault" in Casablanca.

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As is my custom, I look for something to denounce on a daily basis (as I have been programmed).

Typically the only state crimes things to invoke my righteous wrath are any form of criticism of Dear Leader Obama, aspersions to any thought that Government isn't salvation and any remarks shedding Michael Moore in a negative light.

Yes he's fat, he's FAT already!

Now I must add another.

The finger puppet is NOT Comrade Maddow. Comrade Maddow is a delicious example of progressive yumminess. (Pictured below)

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I denounce you all.

Now if you'll excuse me, Shakes McGillicutty, (my lush-communist feline roommate) is in the corner singing old Cyndi Lauper tunes and sculpting a bust of Lenin, ... I must join him.

Its what a good comrade would do...

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The only thing that Maddow grasps less than a man's penis is climate science...........

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Robot, perhaps Ms. Madcow is a devotee of the Hildo Hydra Turbomatic. It's a little, er, toy that I had whipped for Our Many Titted Empress when she would come to the Rancho de Rio Grande so often. I found that it gentled her nicely, which is a good deal better than having her jump on Bruno's back and ride him around the room.

I do love Rachel Madcow as I love Mike Malloy. And Thom Hartman. They have all stabbed causality in the back, and put circumstance in its place. I have heard Mike Malloy complain, with his ten-second sighs, that the highest number of women ever in Afghanistan had set themselves on fire. A slight mumble about how badly those women are treated by their husbands and then Mike links that to the fact that Americans are there.

Now. Couple this with the sterling ratiocination of Ms. Madcow--circumstance is all, cause is nothing.

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:It's always fun to connect the dots and the money .

I'm sure you're as shocked as "Capt. Louis Renault" in Casablanca.
(nonchalantly) No, not Bill Nye.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Now. Couple this with the sterling ratiocination of Ms. Madcow--circumstance is all, cause is nothing.
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The brilliant mantra of all liberals, tis not what is causing the problem, merely, problem has arisen out of randomness, and we have to do something with it, good or bad.

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Comrades rest your sphincters, Ms. Madcow is relatively brainless we know. But this is no reason why her cry's of warning about Global warming should not be totally ignored.

The Peoples Hero Michael Mann was Cleared of Wrongdoing by Penn State, but this should be no surprise to any of us. I am sure this will cost the commune many bushels of our best beets, Potatoes, and Vodka. But Comrades we must protect the great and powerful Gore.

Now when the Overbite speaks, with all the thrill of a Yapping Yorkshire Terrier, the proles will stand up and take notice.

Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality® INC
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Should we call Ms. Madcow Ms. Madcow or Chicken Little? After all, if we do not do just what she says, then the world as we know it will all end. The great peace of Socialism will fail. And Ms. Madcow spends all of her time anguishing and agonizing over the fate of the world--when it disagrees with her.

But as Mike Malloy said, "In the kingdom of the blind it's dangerous to be a one-eyed man. To have wisdom."

And we know that Madcow and Matthews and Hartman and Malloy are all so wise. Ask them.

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Warning, the following is not an indication that Clmate Change is not for real!

To: Inner Circle
From: North Carolina Collective (15 miles from SC)

After our snow storm last year, I put in a requisition for snow shovels. Yes, we have the standard issue shovels, but it takes a lot longer to remove the snow. As I'm writing this the snow is coming down hard and we're expecting up to 6 inches. I know that is laughable to our northern comrades buried under 5 foot of snow, but down here it's major. Everything shuts down on just a hint of snow. The local Wall Mart and food stores have been cleaned out. I know it's been a busy year so please consider this a gentle reminder.
Thank You,
Your Humble Spirtual Advisor
Grigori E.R.

Comrades,
I've been doing a little thnking. I know that's dangerous and I rarely indulge, but I had a revelation;

All these winter storms? Record snowfall in the US and Europe?
How's this? Answer- If global warming is heating up the poles, then where is all the cold air going? I think we've been shoveling the answer.

See, Rachel and the Science guy are spot on. Obama bless their souls.

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Thank you Comrade Grigori for The Peoples North Carlina Collective Update. Remember Comrades if you have any questions about anything just ask your local Commissar and they will provide you with the korrekt answer. The Party also distributes The Current Truth™ daily on an MSM station or Publik Shcool near you.

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I offer my services as a Purveyor of the Current Truth(tm). I do Bar Mitzvahs, Bat Mitzvahs, Presentation of <i>Das Kapital</i> to a Red Diaper Baby.

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Red Star wrote:Comrades rest your sphincters...



operation code name: mini northern hemisphere half global warming initiative


notes: to all pertinent personnel, aka the collective, as part of our agenda, we have arranged for a slight global warming period in the northern half of the globe starting about April and lasting for several months and if our scientific consensus works out, the temperatures will start to rise and provide some relief from the constant bickering and blabbering of the 'deniers'. so as part of the operating process in the meantime, DO NOT GIVE IN TO 'DENIERS', DOUBLE DOWN on Global Warming, it's a consensus, no more discussion, who cares how long it's been cold it's freakin hot out there. shout racist if you have to since snow is mostly 'white', (with the exception of a few patches of yellow snow around rahm's house). FIGHT BACK THE RESISTANCE, 10 years of cooling facts MEAN NOTHING. say it's white hot lava ash falling from the sky and that it's so hot it feels cold just like snow would, it don't matter what you say (the media will back you up) just knock them back and KNOCK THEM BACK NOW, it's imperative. (don't eat the yellow snow)


reporting agent: blackmarket citizen - the peoples black op


side notes: i'm completely ready for this initiative to start, because as rahm emanual would say 'this cold weather is f'ing retarded and it makes my balls ache'.

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Wait, I'm confused. If the reason that it's snowing heavily everywhere is because warm air can hold more water vapor, then isn't it global cooling that makes the vapor condense back into water and fall to earth?

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If global warming was such a bad thing, why are all the Leftists angry that it turned out to be a farce? Rejoice comrades, Mother Gaia is safe after all.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Wait, I'm confused. If the reason that it's snowing heavily everywhere is because warm air can hold more water vapor, then isn't it global cooling that makes the vapor condense back into water and fall to earth?

This is where the study of Dialectics helps. To say that cooling condenses water vapor is to misunderstand the revolutionary processes taking place in today's atmosphere and lending credence to counter-revolutionary propaganda. Historical Dialectical Climatism demonstrates conclusively that snow is produced in the classic three-fold dialectical manner - first you have the thesis: winter; then you have the antithesis: warmth caused by man. The tension between the two opposites, cold and warm, this struggle of extremes battling and fighting doesn't end in one or the other of the extremes winning; no: this struggle of opposite climate forces produces a synthesis of the clashing opposites thus creating an entirely new element: snow. And so, the cold which you refer to Comrade Whoopie, is a part of the dialectical synthesis. It's very scientific.


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Thank you comrade Otis for setting me straight on this complex scientific mumbo-jumbo. I wish Obama would explain it more often speaking very slowly so us rubes would understand sorta. Kinda the way comrade Gore speaks. Dear Leader rattles off facts, figures and other specifics too fast for me to comprehend or even remember that he did. Of course, like most folks I'm entranced by his smooth deep voice, it's hypnotic.

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KOK wrote

[off]That Maddow finger puppet looks like a dude... surprise, surprise.

Warren Beatty to be exact. Maybe a little snip snip here..a snip snip there?
Nahhh...Warren likes his nuts. They surround him in Hollywood.

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Otis, I am agog at your brilliant, scintillating and yet entirely content-free explanation of dialectics. I read it, and read it again, and again and thought that maybe if I read it in the mirror I might get it. But no, that didn't work either.

So I figured that if I didn't get it it must be pretty damned good.

Oh. And I always laugh when I don't get the point of something that someone says. It might have been a joke. If I didn't get it, it had to be deep.

Can you detect a recent flurry of Jiffy-Lobo? I'm trying to forget that Biden's kid won't run; the drunken Kennedy (in a list) won't run again. And lots of Democrat senators seem to be in trouble.

You can see why I ran to Jiffy-Lobo.

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Comrade Otis,

I want to thank you for your wonderful explanation. Warm air has and cold air has not. I have been bitching about all this snow that I seem to be moving weekly. Now that I know that snow is a product of the glorious struggle of the have not's against that have's, I will no longer move the snow at the dacha in which the collective allows me to abide.

Ooh look, the People's Radar shows more precipitation on the way. The struggle continues!

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Red Star wrote:Comrades rest your sphincters.
Well said comrade, now I assume you've given the One his daily "harrumph" today, have you?

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:
Red Star wrote:Comrades rest your sphincters.
Well said comrade, now I assume you've given the One his daily "harrumph" today, have you?

Commissar_Eliott, you watch your sphincter, er, ass!


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Comrades, there is no one here in this forum who is qualified to watch sphincters. That is a privilege reserved for truly high party members.

As a made prog, I can tell you that when Nanski and Harry and other great progs get together, they lock the door and then immediately take off their clothes, drop on all fours, and smell each other's assholes. Sometimes this goes on for hours. The most junior senator there has to smell Senator Byrd's.

So watching sphincters is something that we lowly progs are not--yet--qualified to do.

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:KOK wrote

[off]That Maddow finger puppet looks like a dude... surprise, surprise.

Warren Beatty to be exact.

Well, it fooled me! Especially with that butch haircut she is sporting in the video.

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I was wondering if Ms Maddow had a second snarky show to explain her concept again when the IOC chairperson recently claimed no snow in Vancouver was because of AGW? No?

https://blog.heritage.org/2010/02/11/mo ... t-cant-do/

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I am a made prog. Which means that no one is responsible for anything but groups are responsible for everything. This is entirely consonant with the view that AGW is responsible for there being no snow in Vancouver.

Even though it's the coldest in West Texas in decades. Even though that genius doctor at the CRU admitted that there had been no warming since 1995 and there had been cooling since 2001. And that he couldn't find his data.

Since to rational people that would be complete justification for discarding a theory but since groups are responsible for everything, what they're responsible for is not a matter of causality but politics.

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Blackmarket Citizen wrote:DO NOT GIVE IN TO 'DENIERS', DOUBLE DOWN on Global Warming, it's a consensus, no more discussion, who cares how long it's been cold it's freakin hot out there. shout racist if you have to since snow is mostly 'white', (with the exception of a few patches of yellow snow around rahm's house). FIGHT BACK THE RESISTANCE, 10 years of cooling facts MEAN NOTHING. say it's white hot lava ash falling from the sky and that it's so hot it feels cold just like snow would, it don't matter what you say (the media will back you up) just knock them back and KNOCK THEM BACK NOW, it's imperative. (don't eat the yellow snow)


reporting agent: blackmarket citizen - the peoples black op


side notes: i'm completely ready for this initiative to start, because as rahm emanual would say 'this cold weather is f'ing retarded and it makes my balls ache'.

Yes, we must double down, Comrade Blackmarket Citizen. There is still enough data that was taken to the garbage to keep us from being found out remaining to prove our case. In any case, we can continue our cause, even if it means reverting back to man made global cooling, and above all, continue to vilify evil capitalist oil companies, because they are the root not only of AGW, they have made possible, with all of the oil by products, like laptops and IPods, foam beds and blow up dolls,a complete mess of the environment. And don't forget to keep bashing all things American, except Dear Leader, and of course that hoyden with the irritating grating voice, Rachel Madcow.

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Comrades, thanks to a handy wormhole that Col. 7.62 left laying around where any clumsy oaf could step into it I was able to travel back in time and discovered that I had already foreseen this outcome of AGW.I don't know how I could've forgotten, I blame Bush and vodka (but mostly Bush).

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The fact that no one has yet loaded that new conversation between Comrade Janeane Garafalo and Rosie O'Donnell up on YouTube for my enjoyment is Bush's fault.

What the @%$@! Wasn't anyone on the ball enough while they were watching it (millions and millions must have been tuned in) to record it and upload it? Jeez. Had to be Bush.

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I am the ghost of Bush.... I have found the video you requested..........



Please don't let Obama put me on showtrial! Here's another one to save Dick Cheney...



Talk to your collective leader and save Bush and Dick today!


 
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