Documents recovered from Osama Bin Laden's hide out reveals the terror leader had a firm grip on his situation. The documents referred to as "the porn stash" by U.S Government officials shows that Bin Laden was further plotting to target Christian symbols and figures. A government spokesman said, " Mark my words he sure was all about beating the bishop every chance he could".

Other intel recovered shows the Al Queda leader was also thinking about using animals instead of humans for future attacks. "I think it is safe to say that he thought spanking the monkey would get the cooperation he wanted, though he was also into waxing the weasel and polishing the dolphin in these attempts" the spokesman said.

The documents had titles designed to hide their contents for his future hands on operations. Titles such as "Debbie Does Goats" and "Burhka MILF's" were discovered. Mixed in the "porn stash" were some other curious items the Government is still baffled about, several boxes of kleenex and a upgrade prescription for glasses were also found. "Its good that we got him" The spokesman said "He sure was still stroking his fantasies until the very end".

I am thinking that might explain the poster found above Mr .bin Laden's living area.

Your perceptions are correct. He could have realized that somebody was about to get screwed.
Whether the realization had dawned it could be him will bea subject of conjecture among newz heads for the next 10 years.

The Major says Right boss!

Baaahed Joke Frau,

Someone fleeced you for posting it?

Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Documents recovered from Osama Bin Laden's hide out reveals the terror leader had a firm grip on his situation. The documents referred to as "the porn stash" by U.S Government officials shows that Bin Laden was further plotting to target Christian symbols and figures. A government spokesman said, " Mark my words he sure was all about beating the bishop every chance he could".

Other intel recovered shows the Al Queda leader was also thinking about using animals instead of humans for future attacks. "I think it is safe to say that he thought spanking the monkey would get the cooperation he wanted, though he was also into waxing the weasel and polishing the dolphin in these attempts" the spokesman said.

The documents had titles designed to hide their contents for his future hands on operations. Titles such as "Debbie Does Goats" and "Burhka MILF's" were discovered. Mixed in the "porn stash" were some other curious items the Government is still baffled about, several boxes of kleenex and a upgrade prescription for glasses were also found. "Its good that we got him" The spokesman said "He sure was still stroking his fantasies until the very end".

HEHEHEHEHE


Can anyone here translate this video into Arabic?

Rumor has it he was a big fan of the Sundance Film Festival and had email drops for Bryan Hathaway.

We are learning a lot about this Freedom Fighter. Certainly, many times, it was hard, but he certainly kept at it. The animals I'm sure could have been a distraction, but he apparently was not above choking a few chickens. Have no doubt that he was really going through all that porn to assure himself that it was not appropriate for the women and children. Yes, it was for the children ™.

Oh wait, I forgot we're supposed to be glad he's dead. Dear Leader killed the wankin' biyotch! Thank Lenin.

I have heard also he was living in the compound with 9 women and 23 children. Im amazed he didnt shoot himself in the head.

Here is some erotic material and some real beauties for our fellow Jihadi's ...

Commrad Vilhelm wrote: I have heard also he was living in the compound with 9 women and 23 children. Im amazed he didnt shoot himself in the head.

Commrad Vilhelm raises an interesting point. Perhaps Osama was not surprised at all to get the knock at the door. Perhaps it was...suicide by Death Squad.

Osama's Porn Stash in Cell-Phone PLAN Alerts from Obama:

Comrades,


Thanks to the new transparency, I just received on an urgent Alert from Obama on my cell-phone via the new PLAN (Private Localized Alert Network) revealing what the US Navy SEALS have now determined to have been a favorite image in Osama's Porn Stash in the basement of his McMansion in Pakistan:





--KOOK