New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo just outlawed homosexuality, because it carries an increased risk of getting HIV according to CDC data.

Since all forms of human behaviour that may or may not cause a marginal increase in mortality are verboten during the covid pandemic, the governor had no choice but to extend the state's lockdown measures to all areas of the human condition. After all, he doesn't want to be known as a "dirty, disgusting hypocrite".

Other human behaviour that will be verboten because of marginal increases in mortality in the state of New York as of today:

• Being a Democrat (higher risk of depression, anxiety, "russian" hallucinations)
  
• Antifa membership (high risk of lacerations while smashing shop windows, drug abuse, getting shot by patriots like Kyle Rittenhouse)
  
• Being someone who knows too much about Hillary Clinton (they don't kill themselves)
  
• Leaving your house (can be dangerous)
  
• Staying home (can be dangerous)
  
• Dancing (risk of slipping and traumatic brain injury)
  
• Being old (high risk of mortality, depending on age)
  
• Being a baby in the womb (100% chance of mortality)
  
• Leading a meaningful life (100% chance of mortality)

Thank Lenin we're safe now!


(Hat tip to John Nolte).

MiniTrue,

That last item about leading a meaningful life (100% chance of mortality) has the mythical horned rodent turning Russian...which is really hard, as 'pelipsky doesn't even speak the language.

The private life is dead. Get used to it, Comrades.

forelocked tuggedtothefuture,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549