Annual European Muslim Rape Capital Awards 2016

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Wandering through the streets of the bigger European cities, one cannot help but notice the stressful atmosphere. The annual European Muslim Rape Capital Awards are due in two weeks (2nd January), and these are the last days to win points in the contest. Mayors and representatives are making a final push to make sure their own cities can claim the prestigious award.

Last year's winner, the proud city of Cologne, is once more in the running for victory. Abu Hamza al-Kolonji, the city's cultural diversity officer, is certain of their upcoming victory (translated from Arabic with a slight German accent):

"We not only have the experience to organise these kinds of large-scale rapes, but also the complete cooperation of the local press to keep their silence so nothing will hinder the festivities. We expect everything to go flawlessly - like last year -and claim this prestigious prize once more."

The Germans are so keen on obtaining this award, that their politicians are even lying about being raped (themselves!) by refugees.

But not all Europeans are happy with the current German winning streak. The French were so successful in destroying their own culture, that now entire city districts in Paris have become no-go zones where not a woman dares to venture. This creates difficulties in finding young Western girls to rape. The French Minister of Cultural Suicide feels cheated:

"It's not fair. We have worked decades to create safe rape zones for Muslim illegals and immigrants. Now these Germans open their borders and try to surpass us in one year time."
The French are now officially accusing the Germans of feeding their so called "Syrian refugees" with high - protein diets and a training schedule consisting of 12 hours per day mandatory porn watching, effectively turning them into illegal "rapefugee training camps" for the upcuming Holiday Taharrush Season.

Apart from the accusations of unfair competition, opinions differ among European progressive governments about what values are important to win the Muslim Rape Capital prize: is it just about the numbers, or should there be points for "style" and "brutality"?

In Austria the officials note that although mass raping is not yet at a "Cologne" level, the fact that young children can partake is also a good reason for victory in this competition. A recent court decision ruled that a child rapist can get a retrial because he did not understand a 10 year old boy's cries to stop the abuse (the rapist doesn't speak German). This will surely add to the Austrian branch of cultural enrichment.

As you see, as New Year's Eve approaches, the tensions in Europe rise: which country will sacrifice the most of its vulnerable boys and girls on the golden altar of cultural enrichment?

Your comrade,
Prouder of Europe every day,


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Local European governments competing for the prestigious "Rape Capital" title should introduce incentives similar to "going out of business" sale common here in the U.S. (in New York I used to live one block away from a store that had "going out of business sale" sign at the entrance for many years, and they were quite successful in their business).

Better yet, "Rape one, get another one free" incentive looks even more promising. The possibilities are endless. Volunteers for this program can be recruited from among American sex-starved feminists who are currently creating "rape culture" hoaxes on college campuses. I'm sure they'll be happy to participate in a mutually beneficial fact-finding mission that will result in cultural enrichment for both parties. It will also provide them with rich material for their fake news narrative when they get home.

Minitrue - I took the liberty to improve your original graphic. Perhaps it can be recycled as we receive further culturally significant updates from European Union.


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( uh, Marxmas, Marxmas - I will be back (later) )

I want the EU to pass [in the sense of exam] that
economic and moral
performance test.
The key to long-term
avoidance of causes of migration
[viva semantics!]
is more climate protection.

Dr. Angela Merkel

Bavarian Radio
September 24, 2015

This along with Ma'am's single-handed, not consulted, unlawful "The border is open, cometh."

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Comrade Square: your agitprop talents are - as always - the most equal. Maybe Lena Dunham can finally get knocked up in Cologne this New Year's eve, so she can have her long-desired abortion after all!

Comrade Genosse: enjoy the Marxmas festivities, and pray with me that Merkel gets elected again next year! Weinachtsgrussen!

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uh, in that glorious race for MuRaCa Award, Germany must fear its potent Nordic rival ‒ where they speak på Svenska, dish out Nobel medals, and have near-equal Socialism (a model long-yearned-for in the kkkapitalistik hellhole of Amerikkka).

Image SS cudgel ‒ b/c, as you surely know, near all M-gendered Germans still sport that mustachio.

Image September 2015, Munich Central Station (the pic ‒ sans Kubism ‒ likely went around the globe).

Image Let's hope, the heavens didn't force on that Gutmensch (= do-gooder) girlie a Real-Life Lesson, Musul Edition.
(except, of course, she's of the variety who, indeed, enjoy and seek it ‒ then it's her own biz.)

... and early January 2016, right after the Cologne Silvester ‒ T-shirts :


And now let me be perfectly clear :

        Mystery item No. 1

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Remember girls, keep an arm's length away at all times!

You German and European sluts should show some respect to these Muslim men.