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In a typical racist fashion, the Tea Party throwbacks have launched their Tea Party Tours with this promotional ad:

Take your children on an educational tour of Liberal Cities across America. See first hand the effects of the Regressive Socialist Policies that have made these cities what they are today: wastelands suitable for use as movie sets for classics like Mad Max and Escape from New York.

The tour starts in Detroit where we will get close up to laid-off City Union Workers who have also lost their pensions and have resorted to eating their old contracts.

In Camden, NJ we will talk to the members of the now defunct Camden Police force.

The tour will include the wastelands of long-time Democrat stronghold New Orleans, as well as the wonderfully community-organized gang war zones of Cincinnati, OH, Oakland, CA, and the still thriving capital of American Progressivism, Chicago, IL.

Comrades, defend the righteousness of our regressive crusades and shine the light of truth on this disinformation. Great Leader has freed the citizens of these bastions of Socialist Enlightenment from the rigors of fruitless and exploitive labor.

Gifted with Obamafood, Obamaphones, Obamacare and cardboard boxes of many colors for shelter, these citizens need no longer struggle under the capitalist yoke to maintain the enslavement of the American Dream. Indeed they no longer need fear the destruction of planet Earth for we have banned the use of all planet-destroying energy sources and have brought these citizens closer together as they huddle to share the natural energy of body heat.

The misrepresentations of the Tea Party Tours are self-evident to all comrades who embrace Next Tuesday. Instead of taking a tour, we invite all concerned comrades to move to the Democrat-controlled city of your choice, sign up for your glorious entitlements, and become an artist, poet, or cheap wine taster for the masses.

... bring your own Obamamace®, Obamagun®, and Obamammo®.

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[center]Green = Rich[/center][center]Grey = Middle Class[/center][center]Red = Poor[/center]

Comrade Walrus, the resulting graphic looks eerily similar to the layout of an antebellum plantation. I imagine that a similar graphic of the years displayed would also show a migration of the politicians to the "green" (money) areas?

Something is wrong in Atlanta.

https://www.atlantadowntown.com/initiat ... anhandling

Don't worry about Atlanta. Great Leader has plans to nationalize and rename the Real Thing to Kommunist Kola, the REAL REAL THING. All proceeds will be used to make everyone equally poor and equally stupid eliminating the need for panhandling. To insure those newly freed from the enslavement of labor will not wander aimlessly a circular public transportation rail will keep all within the bounds of the city. The redesign of the Real Real Thing Museum into a Boones Farm Peoples Shelter is already underway.

Red Walrus wrote:amazing-graphic-shows-chicagos-middle-class-disappear-before-your-eyes/

[center]Green = Rich[/center][center]Grey = Middle Class[/center][center]Red = Poor[/center]

Clearly, Bush's fault.

Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:Something is wrong in Atlanta.

https://www.atlantadowntown.com/initiat ... anhandling

Quote: "A donation of $100 can provide one week of transitional housing with intensive professional services for someone in need."

One thing wrong with the current crop of loiterers -- The poor street hustlers must learn to call themselves "Professional Charity Cases" and not "Panhandlers." By re-branding themselves this way, they will redefine the money they accept from a "hand-out" to a "donation."

Dear Captain Craptek, "Professional Charity Cases" implies a victim receiving a willing donation from an individual citizen. This is inkorrekt thinking. A name Great Leader is more likely to approve would be something akin to, "Mobile State Collection Officer" licenses can then be required and taxes collected on the collections. The Mobile Collection Officers can then be Unionized and their Union Dues can be used to support the Party of Great Leader.

Just a reminder that New York is on the comeback trail to liberal decay and despair. For those who long for dirty shirless squeegee guys and the homeless defecating in streets strewn with crack vials and trash... it ought to be in full bloom by this fall.