INSTEAD Party patriots: Pursue our American Dream

It's way beyond time, comrades, that our so-called leaders in Washington devised a plan to counter the guerrilla tactics of the extreme right wing of the extreme right wing of the extreme right wing of the extreme right wing Republican Party. So our centrist leaders are finally countering this scourge on the national politics with an entirely offensive counter-measure.

Even as they publicly condemn Tea Party Republicans as hostage-taking legislative thugs, the truth is that some Democrats are quietly jealous of them. Think of it: The Tea Party gang gets to intimidate party leaders, threaten legislation, block nominees, shut down the government and default on the debt if they don't get their way. They cause major trouble.

Boy, does that sound good.

Announcing the INSTEAD (I'm Not Surely Taxed Enough Arbitrarily Democrat) Party.

This new grassroots movement will seek to find new creative ways for you to enjoy working for The Party™ regardless of who is signing your paycheck.

Whatever it is that you want for free, the INSTEAD Party will fight for it and will counter the tea party obstructionism every step of the way.

One may ask why this has not happened sooner, considering The Party's™ devastating defeat by uninformed voters a month ago. Wrong question. Every defeat has its lessons for victory. We never lose, comrades, we only suffer setbacks.

Doesn't the leftist version of the Tea Party already exist - and is called "Communist Party USA"?

That would seem to be obvious to most observers, Comrade Red, however, CPUSA is not sufficiently popular enough so, in the interests of more pragmatic PR considerations, relabeling is.............prudent.