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Democrats find Tide Pods delicious

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These days competition is fierce in nearly all endeavors - athletes have long abused steroids to gain a performance edge over their competitors and now people who engage in intellectual endeavors are using performance enhancing substances to excel in their respective fields.

In Silicon Valley, many entrepreneurs and knowledge workers have been microdosing on small amounts of LSD - not enough for a psychedelic experience, yet enough to sharpen their minds and give them focus. Proponents claim it works and that these effects are beneficial - hallucinations only occur upon overdosing.

On the East Coast many creative types have been microdosing on psilocybin mushrooms - taking sub-hallucinogenic dosages to increase reaction time, see colors more vividly and enhance ambition.

While in Washington DC leading Democrats have taken to Tide Pods - this practice, they feel, gives them an edge in crafting liberal arguments that outdo other liberals.

Chuck Schumer, when he first saw a Tide Pod on a coworker's desk commented, "It looked delicious and I wanted to eat it." The rest is history.


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You know, a libertarian independent media was suspended from Facebook for posting a meme where this is mentioned:

https://thelibertyreview.com/liberty-re ... -pod-meme/



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Michelle Obama shares a diet, beauty and dental hygeine tip with admirers.


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The people's Anthony Sullivan wrote:You know, a libertarian independent media was suspended from Facebook for posting a meme where this is mentioned:

https://thelibertyreview.com/liberty-re ... -pod-meme/

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They can't help themselves. With the language they use, they've had their mouths washed out with soap since they were little kids. At this stage of their life, they probably enjoy it.


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If it feels good, it can't be wrong!

It applies to anything that looks good, smells good, sounds good, and appears warm, soft, and fuzzy to the touch.

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THE NEW GENERATION CHOOSES TIDE PODS!

But these Tide Pods are just a new iteration of the old concept.

PeopleSpeak™ Mouth Detergent For People's Leaders™


If you are a foul-mouthed progressive candidate suffering from a poor public perception, this product is guaranteed to leave your tongue and the nation's memory sparkling clean and ready for your leadership. PeopleSpeak™ mouth detergent and word-replacement formula works by filtering out inappropriate statements, automatically replacing them with nurturing words that reach into people's hearts and establish the positive model of care, motherhood, breastfeeding, and unconditional handouts.

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Red Square wrote:THE NEW GENERATION CHOOSES TIDE PODS!

But these Tide Pods are just a new iteration of the old concept.

PeopleSpeak™ Mouth Detergent For People's Leaders™


If you are a foul-mouthed progressive candidate suffering from a poor public perception, this product is guaranteed to leave your tongue and the nation's memory sparkling clean and ready for your leadership. PeopleSpeak™ mouth detergent and word-replacement formula works by filtering out inappropriate statements, automatically replacing them with nurturing words that reach into people's hearts and establish the positive model of care, motherhood, breastfeeding, and unconditional handouts.

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No doubt it they'll want it turbo-charged with the People's Oxi-Clean: https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... 19930.html


 
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