War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength, Democrats are Patriots

- General Secretary

We suck but not as much as rethuglicans

We may suck but the bourgeoisie blows....

Obama's Stimulus: Small change for one man, huge bill for taxpayers!

Barack And Michelle Make Election Plea: "Fight For It"
October 19, 2010
RealClearPolitics




Here's the chance for all the faithful to help Dear Leader continue his reign of terror glorious administration and help Mooshelle continue to be PROUD.

Fellow Comrades,

A most touching speech by Dear Leader and room mate. The only more effective thing he could have done is threaten physical beatings or offer extra rations of free beets and vodka at victory rallies.

Good methodology to rally base, higher level of intelligence obvious. He had to feign lack of awareness so peasants would identify with him.

Good work exalted leader.

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Looks like Uncle Ben and the Motel 6 cleaning lady.

And look at poor Michelle in that hand me down sweater, why it's so shrunk she can't even button it. She had to lace it up like a shoe. Her collar stickin' out. She looks homeless.

(Hey, does anyone else smell desperation?)

American Ghetto

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His "load" justs keeps getting bigger........


Drop the shovels, comrades. I think that it's time to bring in some power equipment.
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If only Dear leader wore a basketball jersey in that video ... all " fired up" for the big game!
And look ! Michelle's cheering in the stands ......all dressed up to go to Denny's afterwards...........

( Does Denny's have lobster ?) How 'bout the Grand Slam ?

"War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength, Democrats are Patriots" PRAISE OBAMA! "Change is truth and truth is hope Democrats"

Comrade Scratch, wherever did you find that police photo of dear Leader & Mama MO? I thought we destroyed all of them?

Comrade Scratch, wherever did you find that police photo of dear Leader & Mama MO? I thought we destroyed all of them?

You might have destroyed all of them, but the Great Leader and the First Muff just keep making more. It's pretty hard to keep picking up the kid messes.

At times like these, we MUST remember with great Reverence why we love Obama so much.

OBAMA ANTHEM LYRICS
All hail the messiah
Obama, Obama
The path to the new socialist motherland
Our savior, our savior
Obama, Obama
The leader more famous than Lindsay Lohan
Bow down and praise the one
Give him your money and your guns
Give us a country
That makes your wife proud
Lord Barry heal the bitter ones
White and Clinging to faith and to guns
Hope for the change of the hope of the change!

Krasnodar wrote:Michelle's cheering in the stands ......all dressed up to go to Denny's afterwards...........

( Does Denny's have lobster ?) How 'bout the Grand Slam ?

I don't think racist Denny's let's their kind in the door. Maybe Popeye's Fried Chicken instead.

Hail Comrades,

The tune is very catchy, I just can't place it. I've got it!
They stole that from the Olympics when an athlete from the motherland wins a gold medal.

What does that have to do with Dear Leader?

Maybe some other comrade would explain.

Comrade Tooorisky, stealing is not the appropriate termage. We confiscate for the betterment of the whole; we borrow to promote fairness; we equalize the unequal! See how much kinder that sounds?

If you do not, might I suggest calling 1-666-jiffylobo for an appointment in Corrected Thought.

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Comrade Tooorisky, stealing is not the appropriate termage. We confiscate for the betterment of the whole; we borrow to promote fairness; we equalize the unequal! See how much kinder that sounds?

If you do not, might I suggest calling 1-666-jiffylobo for an appointment in Corrected Thought.

Thank you Comrade Fraulein...For enlightening me on the finer point of linguistic protocol. The Collective is what is important, everything else is window dressing. The end does justify the means after all! A lie told for the collective good is not a lie but another yellow brick for the road to the end. Marx's blessings upon you! May the spirit of Lenin be with you!

Comrade Tooorisky wrote:..... Thank you Comrade Fraulein...For enlightening me on the finer point of linguistic protocol. The Collective is what is important, everything else is window dressing. The end does justify the means after all! A lie told for the collective good is not a lie but another yellow brick for the road to the end. Marx's blessings upon you! May the spirit of Lenin be with you!

ah yes, Comrade Tooorisky, you are a fast learner and will do well amongst our glorious collective! You have learned such factual facts regarding the progressive agenda in such a short time. Why, it took years to bang those very thoughts in some comrade, like Ivan, Marxist & Whoopie (not to mention any names of course). Keep up the good Corrected Thought.

I am humbled by your greatness,

To clarify your previous statement about names, these are only hypothetical comrades which were given spontaneously and hypothetically at the same time. [a skill which few master]

These are exemplar names given to hypothetical negative role models rather than real people. Is this not correct?

I am humbly proud that you are able to see the greatest in your fellow (special) comrades, dear Comrade Tooorisky. You are speaking well of yourself as you speak well of me us. And yes, you are very correct in your assertion that names are simply hypothetical and directed at no one in particular.

Now that we have the dreary, common place places settled, it is time for a wee sip of the People's Vodka. Enjoy comrade, enjoy! (Nanski is picking up the tab, of which she will be informed of at some later time in the future)

Call me a suspicious Stalinist, which is just fine with me, but is Comrade Tooorisky
"catching on" a little TOO fast, Fraulein ? Perhaps if a bit more vodka were offered to him, he would either confirm or deny any misgivings on my part. As you are well aware, these are dangerous times for the collective, with all these Constitution-following persons lurking about.............
I'm not say'n the good comrade's a conservative agent or anything like that.
I'm just say'n.

Nein, nein, this could not be, Comrad Krasnodar . . . that would immediately call for waterboarding or execution, which ever came first. Standard procedure for any lurking, constitutional prole.

Very well, Fraulein. We will cut him some slack because he is new. But remain vigilant for anyone skulking about within the compound. Skulkers are always suspect .....just like those racist Tea Party anarchist persons ! " We need a smaller, more efficient government "....yeah right, like that's ever going to happen..... I'm sick of their unreasonable demands !

Surely, our Progressive cause will bury their kind on Nov. 2nd. We have been reassured of this by high Cube officials as well as that psychic who camps out in back of the abandoned Pontiac dealership by the 7-11. ( FYI: They have corn dogs for a buck each on Thursdays !)

Krasnodar wrote:....Surely, our Progressive cause will bury their kind on Nov. 2nd. We have been reassured of this by high Cube officials as well as that psychic who camps out in back of the abandoned Pontiac dealership by the 7-11. ( FYI: They have corn dogs for a buck each on Thursdays !)

Of course we will bury them, just like in the days of gone by when we dug and buried many many . . . but I digress. The Obama minions are on the ready and ready to fill voting boxes with pre-voting comrades votes, which have been kept safely in the trunk of our vehicles. NBC, CBS... well, all the alphabet news groups are ready to announce all the loyal socialist Democrats winners by close of poles at 7:01 and 7:02. I believe there will be a celebratory party at Comrade Theo's (but remember, he is cheap and it is always BYOB and BYODate... he is not into sharing very much. Well, honestly, nothing)