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Coupling of Olbermann & Moore or Progressive Dynamic Duo

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Comrades,

Hope has made a comeback! At first we were all distressed at the lost of Countdown, no doubt
brought down by racist, homophobic, xenophobic right wingers.

However, due to the wisdom of AL Gore, Keith Olbermann will return to TV along with one of our great Progressive elders, Micheal Moore. This is almost like a dream- someone please pinch me.

Indeed, this most great event will take place on June 20 on Current TV

My Progressive mind longs for the return of great journalistic work like "The Worst Person in the World." These two should be President and Vice President !

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Neotrotsky wrote:My Progressive mind longs for the return of great journalistic work like "The Worst Person in the World." These two should be President and Vice President !
Oh, I do hope he brings back his Puppet Theater. Emmy award winning entertainment. And the puppets show the quality workmanship of our union labor.

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Comrade Neotrotsky,


Did you receive the image above (from Osama's porn-stash found by the SEALS) by cell-phone as an Alert from Our President Obama via the new cell-phone PLAN (Private Localized Alert Network) as I just received the one below?



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I'm wondering when we'll receive pictures of Keith, Soros and Gore? I'm sure Osama must have played Comrade Gore's "He Betrayed Our Country" speech until he wore-out his dvd player. It was recently leaked that the SEALS also found that Osama had almost worn out the video of Harry Reid saying "We've Lost, We've Lost."


Lots of Oldies but Goodies apparently were found in his porn stash.





--KOOK


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We at The Beet Collective are excited that we can finally turn on our electric television machine again! It has been inoperative powered off since the Bush-Cheney-Palin-Limbaugh-Beck hate-speech purveyors seized control of every radio station, every television channel, and every newspaper in Amerikkka in their Criminal Conspiracy Against Peace And Justice ™ . Now once again we can be re-educated by enjoy some Honest Unbiased Fact-Based News programming will be aired.

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I am delighted! And have a personal acquaintance of a friend of a friend who would be just right for some Czar position.


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mizflame98 wrote:
Neotrotsky wrote:My Progressive mind longs for the return of great journalistic work like "The Worst Person in the World." These two should be President and Vice President !
Oh, I do hope he brings back his Puppet Theater. Emmy award winning entertainment. And the puppets show the quality workmanship of our union labor.
Image I kinda liked Michael Jackson puppet theatre. It was better than that other show that "reenacted" the trial.

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Frau,

Your pick for Czar is a poster child for Medicaid paid for silver caps on the baby teeth of little children.

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Just in,
One of my operatives has acquired a sneak peak photo of the dynamic duo on set:

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And you can be sure your getting the Current - True Current Truth ™ from these two prominent members of straightforward virtuous journolism.

Each & every word is "fact checked" by several of the most reputable, impartial sources before airing.

(Example)

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Unlike despicable lying running dogs at reichwing Faux Noise, who just make things up.

Hail Olby!
Hail Moore!
Hail Goracle!
Hail Current TV! (Anyone know frequency to receive signal?)
All hail the Peoples Journolists!

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Leninka wrote:Frau,

Your pick for Czar is a poster child for Medicaid paid for silver caps on the baby teeth of little children.

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I am pleased to known I chose someone of such importance and vitality... versatility.... to be the Czar of Whatever.

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How quickly you forget. Where is Comradette Janeane Gawdawfulo? I love Keith Olbermann. Why, I've seen him three sheets to the wind. When other men might start letting fly with random farts, he will, without the slightest provocation, undo the buckle snaps on his skull and open it up for inspection.

It's really cool in there. Completely...dark. It redefines black. It's the black that someone who has been blind from birth sees, or doesn't see. After you see inside Keith's skull, you'll never turn off the lights again.

Then you start hearing the, well, noise. The dinning. The howling. The cyclone of Progressive Thought, which, note, is only impeded by the machinery of lucubration, starts winding up and after a few minutes' admiration of the nothingness of the inside of Keith's skull, you realize that the hell hounds of complete, negative intelligence are coming and to get YOU.

I lose my nerve then and snap Keith's skull shut.

I guess this is why I'll never be a Perfect Prog like Keith.

But then I do have a job.

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:How quickly you forget. Where is Comradette Janeane Gawdawfulo? I love Keith Olbermann. Why, I've seen him three sheets to the wind. When other men might start letting fly with random farts, he will, without the slightest provocation, undo the buckle snaps on his skull and open it up for inspection.

It's really cool in there. Completely...dark. It redefines black. It's the black that someone who has been blind from birth sees, or doesn't see. After you see inside Keith's skull, you'll never turn off the lights again.

Then you start hearing the, well, noise. The dinning. The howling. The cyclone of Progressive Thought, which, note, is only impeded by the machinery of lucubration, starts winding up and after a few minutes' admiration of the nothingness of the inside of Keith's skull, you realize that the hell hounds of complete, negative intelligence are coming and to get YOU.

I lose my nerve then and snap Keith's skull shut.

I guess this is why I'll never be a Perfect Prog like Keith.

But then I do have a job.


Through the years, I have had the great misfortune of spending time with extremely accomplished progs like Keith.

They are like a symphony of cats sitting on the fence yowling at the moon at midnight.

One time a young prog in high skool proceeded to explain to me that his edukayshun far exceeded mine and that he "Thought on a Higher Level" than I knew how to do.

Funny thing, his "higher thinking" looked to me more like a "Head full of Shit", but who am I to judge?

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I managed to find this "untouched" photo of Fat Mickey w/o the makeup job and silly baseball cap.

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Itchy-Scratchy, do not for a moment worry about the arrogance of young progs. We have to inculcate that in them because they are so, well, limited in the usual virtues. A true prog thinks that the sun shines out his ass, so if his education was received on the back of a box of Rice Krispies, it's superior to yours, because it's his.

That's why he's a socialist. Your money is inferior to his money, and that's why he wants your money, to elevate it to the status of his money.

And Whinny, you're wrong. Michael Moore has bigger tits. This is his slender cousin.

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Father Prog,

You're right about Fat Mickey having bigger "tits" than in this 'unretouched' photo. I believe Fat mickey borrows his "tits"—just like he "borrows" the capitalism he so despises so he can make a "point" about how much it sucks—from Lady Goo Goo Ga Ga, who also uses small dunce caps inserted in a corset—in a progressive attempt to also make a... "point".

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Whenever there is talk about what a great man Comrade Moore is, the reference must be to his appetite, waist size, or hat size. His IQ cannot be quantified!

The Major says Right you are, sir!

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Whinny, I have been pondering Fat Mickey. Do you realize just how huge his beezer would be if he weren't that fat? He's got a very pointed nose, which we know from history, but if it were not subsumed in fat, it would cover two counties.

The thing that I love about Comrade Mickey Big Tits is that he simply doesn't care when he's wrong. That's progilicious. I yearn for the day when I have cast off enough self-awarness not to care when I'm wrong.

Have you ever seen His Oliness bother with being wrong? Harry Reid? Nanski Peloski? Of course not. They are not bothered with being wrong, and so why should I?

That's the prog thing to do. Stick a knife in the heart of responsibility and jump up on a soap-box and proclaim your excellence, and descry anyone who doesn't believe you.

It's a wonder. No virtue, no achievement, no work, just attitude.

Nice work if you can get it, and if you are part of the rights industry, you can get it without hardly any trying.

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KOOK wrote:Comrade Neotrotsky,


Did you receive the image above (from Osama's porn-stash found by the SEALS) by cell-phone as an Alert from Our President Obama via the new cell-phone PLAN (Private Localized Alert Network) as I just received the one below?



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I'm wondering when we'll receive pictures of Keith, Soros and Gore? I'm sure Osama must have played Comrade Gore's "He Betrayed Our Country" speech until he wore-out his dvd player. It was recently leaked that the SEALS also found that Osama had almost worn out the video of Harry Reid saying "We've Lost, We've Lost."


Lots of Oldies but Goodies apparently were found in his porn stash.





--KOOK


Hopefully all 72 of his virgins will look like this.........

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Whinny, I have been pondering Fat Mickey. Do you realize just how huge his beezer would be if he weren't that fat? He's got a very pointed nose, which we know from history, but if it were not subsumed in fat, it would cover two counties.

The thing that I love about Comrade Mickey Big Tits is that he simply doesn't care when he's wrong. That's progilicious. I yearn for the day when I have cast off enough self-awarness not to care when I'm wrong.

Have you ever seen His Oliness bother with being wrong? Harry Reid? Nanski Peloski? Of course not. They are not bothered with being wrong, and so why should I?

Father Prog,

You're exactly right. And if the two counties could be countries I would be taking an edu-ma-K-ted guess they would be Cuba and Venuzuela.

Fat Mickey doesn't know that he's wrong because in his lard-filled universe he's always right. Points of view that don't line up with his are de facto wrong on their face. His arrogance is reinterpreted as "genuine concern". His vast amounts of wealth gained by the "excesses of capitalism" can simply be ignored because his "causes" are higher and purer, thus excusing himself from his own criticism.

It would take a lot of "conscience-searing" to reach the point of non self-awareness that Fat Mickey, Dingy Harry, Nanski Peloski and The One™ delight in. This can rightfully be considered "The Hajj" of reaching true Prog Nirvana™ that one can acheive in a progilicious lifetime.

It's hard to be 'wrong' when you're always 'right'. Just ask Fat Mickey.

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Corporeal Whinny wrote: It would take a lot of "conscience-searing" to reach the point of non (total?) self-awareness that Fat Mickey, Dingy Harry, Nanski Peloski and The One™ delight in. This can rightfully be considered "The Hajj" of reaching true Prog Nirvana™ that one can acheive in a progilicious lifetime.


Prog Nirvana ™ - the endless source of OPM.

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Prog Nirvana - Other Peoples Money Is Love

Universal Divine Source & Gutsy Leader OBAMA. (PBUH)

I take this time to open myself and my give my life to your promised abundance and OFA.
The promised abundance that wants to flow freely through your collective universe.
The promised abundance that is for the many, not just the few, the wicked, the rethuglikkkans.
The promised abundance that is my birthright as a divine being on the path towards total enlightenment in you.


Help me to learn that other peoples money is not separate from you, but is part of you, as I am part of you,
and you are part of me.

Debt be with you.
(And also with you.)

Help me to learn that other peoples money is the only true reason for my pitiful existence.
Help me to learn that other peoples money is mine to control as I see fit.
Because I know better.

Teach me the path to taking even more of other peoples money in honor of you for my collective salvation.
Teach me to see other peoples money as pure energy that can be transformed into your divine collective vision.
So that each dollar I take from the world flows to me from the unicorn of OPM which is HOPE and CHANGE.
I ask in your name that each dollar I rightfully steal from this unfair world for all my needs never touch another unpure oil corporation.

Debt be with you.
(And also with you.)


As I go forth each day as a helpless victim of this terrible society, help me to open my heart and my mind to new possibilities & schemes to pilfur other peoples money, from pure corruption to new entitlement scams -
Other Peoples Money is Love & Love is Other Peoples Money.

For this and all the promised abundance you bring into my life each and every day O'Obama, I am so deeply needy of you and your endless love OPM.


Make it so.

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The wisdom of our Kollective never ceases to amaze me. Most excellent thoughts Comrades Corporeal Whinny and Shovel 4 U. "The Hajj" of reaching true Prog Nirvana™": Truer words were never spoken, nor graphics seen.

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OK. Every time I look at the title of this thread the mental image I got the FIRST time I looked at it gets more firmly seared into my memory.

Coupling of Olbermann and Moore.

What's seen cannot be unseen.

Ack. THANKS, Neotrotsky!! ;)

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Comrade Shovel,

That is a most delightful illustration of Prog Nirvana™ leaving nothing to the imagination because it would take an imagination (under the influence of LSD) to imagine that. And the cameo of Dark Lord Soros is the credibility that seals the deal, crosses the 'T' and puts the period at the end. A real keeper for the archives.

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I also love Prog Nirvana--just perfect. I do have one little concern, though--it looks as though the unicorn is farting or crapping out gold, when in real life, a prog never turns loose of OPM.

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:I also love Prog Nirvana--just perfect. I do have one little concern, though--it looks as though the unicorn is farting or crapping out gold, when in real life, a prog never turns loose of OPM.

Highest steamed Father Prog;

The unicorns in Prog Nirvana feed on raw raunchy rethuglikkan's which we know contain all the ill begotten wealth of the world and thus 99.88% pure gold is "recycled" into an endless source of OPM for the Party. That's why it's called Nirvana or so I'm told.

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Shovel, what a lovely picture above, and you're entirely right: all the money on earth is in the head of the RethugliKKKans. That is, all the money which I have not liberated on behalf of the Most Helpless.

I know that the RethugliKKKans have no good use for their money--after all, if it's theirs, then it's not mine. If it's not nailed down, it's mine and if I can get it, it wasn't nailed down. Leland Stanford. What a prog.

So full speed ahead with the cephalophagous unicorns, as long as they only nosh on RethugliKKKan heads.

And shit out the gold at the Rancho.

Bruno needs a new hat.


 
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