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Communist Revolution Comes to Kentucky!

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For Immediate Release, Under Directive 'Q' mandated by authority of the Inner Party;

Whereas the UAW accomplished it's primary objektive of destroying the US Auto Industry and having wormed its way into the publik sektor;

The UAW will hereby set a new course for eliminating the private US auto industry all together via;

Utilization of nearly 1 billion dollars in ill-gotten govenment funding to intimidate and organize the far more successful auto plants owned by overseas companies that have taken no government bailouts in conservative bastions of the South.

See TASS release for additional detail:

UNITED AUTO WORKERS PUSH TO ORGANIZE FOREIGN-OWNED U.S. AUTO FACTORIES


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If they succeed, that will push forward dear Leaders socialist agenda and we'll all be better off, right? More unions peoples demanding more money and benefits, which the capitalist buyers will have to pay. Or maybe these foreign companies like Nissan & Toyota, will decide to make their auto's in foreign countries, like Japan? Not so good.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:If they succeed, that will push forward dear Leaders socialist agenda and we'll all be better off, right? More unions peoples demanding more money and benefits, which the capitalist buyers will have to pay. Or maybe these foreign companies like Nissan & Toyota, will decide to make their auto's in foreign countries, like Japan? Not so good.


I highly suggest "finding" more defects in their auto-mobiles through our regulatory agencies.

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Brilliant! That's one way to make US autos more competitive. Force foreign auto makers to raise the price of their product while lowering the quality to American Union standards.

On the otherhand, they might just pack up and move their operations back overseas.

Oh well, either way, it's a big victory for Socialism.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote: . . . . On the otherhand, they might just pack up and move their operations back overseas.

Oh well, either way, it's a big victory for Socialism.
And that's all that really matter... we must continue our fight to equalize all into equality. If a few more 1000 jobs are loss, it is of unimportance. "Unions & equality. Equality through Unions." I believe if dear Leader keeps up for the next 6 year, like he has done the last two longyears, our goal will be realized.

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People are already developing the right attitude...

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Comrades, this is a great day for oppressed American auto workers! They will soon find themselves with many new benefits as a by-product of their intelligent decision to unionize!

(/microphone off)

Like plenty of unpaid time off after their jobs all move to Mexico.

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Comrades, they will make the entire country, just like glorious Detroit. Just think of it a slum where ever you are....





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