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Climate Change belief same as religion in England

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ONCE AGAIN comrades, our fraternal socialist allies in England have out progged us! YES! It's true! A noble and wise British court has ruled that climate change beliefs have the same legal status as a religion!

Granted, those of us here at The People's Cube have known about the religion and truth of The Holy Goracle(TM) for quite some time, but have been blocked by the actions of RethugliKKKans to implement this One and True Relgion of Change(TM).

But not so in merry old England!

I wish to extend congratulations to the heroic and progressive British legal system for elevating the Word of Gore to the high stature it deserves.

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This is a wonderful development. I have always been an avid adherent to the First Church of Climatology, the Holy Goracle Primate, and now we are relieved from taking notice of those pesky scientists, growing every more numerous, who caution us to wait before spending trillions of dollars and bankrupting economies for a result which may not be possible and may not be needed.

Now all Environmental Scientists are merely priests, and those who dissent are heretics, to be burned at the stake.

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If only the courts in the US and Canada would draw the same conclusions. Oh to Hope™ for such a glorious day.

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Actually, this is one activist court decision that I could totally get behind, since the absence of empirical evidence can only lead one to conclude that AGW is either a theory or a tenant of faith. The trend in the US to use the First Amendment as a means to stifle all public religious speech and action would then have to be squared against government promotion the religion of AGW.

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We need some other way to hide shield Global Warming rhetoric behind Hate Crime laws.Personally I'd rather have the Supreme Court declare Global Warming as a "race" so that we can label any skeptic a racist. I know, it's sounds like a stretch, but don't forget that race is merely a social construct. After all, we're people of color: Green.

Once we identify all the racists who oppose the Earth, they become subject to criminal prosecution under hate crime laws. That will shut them up and allow us to dictate control win the debate.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:We need some other way to hide shield Global Warming rhetoric behind Hate Crime laws.Personally I'd rather have the Supreme Court declare Global Warming as a "race" so that we can label any skeptic a racist. I know, it's sounds like a stretch, but don't forget that race is merely a social construct. After all, we're people of color: Green.

Once we identify all the racists who oppose the Earth, they become subject to criminal prosecution under hate crime laws. That will shut them up and allow us to dictate control win the debate.
Comrade Whoopie, that is a brilliant idea! In the past few years, I have learned that it is possible to be "racist" against gays, furries, Nazi fetishists and even dolls. On the other hand, true Progressives can still used terms like "n*****" to refer to black people without being racist, as long as it is done in a Party approved manner (i.e. referring to any black Conservative as a "House N*****").

There is absolutely no reason why racism against the Earth could not be a valid charge against climate change deniers. Sure, the first few morons brave people to use the accusation will be ridiculed and derided but over time, with constant and widespread use, the accusation will begin to stick and force deniers to defend themselves. The more time deniers spend sputtering out defenses against totally asinine accusations, the less time they'll have to make serious points or ask uncomfortable questions.

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Commissar M,

How thrilling! I see the making of The Green Reich! We must form a Green Gestapo to round up naysayers, and police all violators, including the Garbage Gestapo to police all throwaways, or the Green KGB, for special midnight kidnapping and torture assignments.

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Count me in for the Green Reich. We can all wear green shirts as we goose step.

But a question. Will I still be able to use my jackboots? I love my jackboots. I've stomped on so many proles' necks with my jackboots. Tell me I can still use my jackboots.

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The Green Reich? I love it. But it's not quite progressive. Because even though socialism and fascism are just two sides of the same coin, Current Truth(TM) dictates that Fascism must be viewed as right wing. Maybe we should run a Green Curtain through Germany to replace that old iron one.

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An excellent idea, 7.62.

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Have you seen the movie <i>The Strawberry Reich</i>? It's by the gay Canadian director Bruce LaBruce. It has some hardcore gay sex scenes in it, and straight ones too, but it's utterly hilarious. Some moonbat woman, lampooning the Bader Meinhoff Gang, has determined that heterosexuality is oppressive and bourgeois and she makes her acolytes do gay sex. You can shut your eyes. But she goes on and on about oppression and shocking the middle class and so forth and it's a pitch-perfect satire of 60s German left-wing nuts.

And in the end, nothing, of course, changes. That's the best satire of all.

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Yes, Comrade 7.62, we must come up with terms suited to our own glorious system. The Green Brigade, the KG Green, the Green Secret Police.

Thank you, Comrade Theo, for the suggestion. I'm sure Colonel 7.62 will run right out and get it. Makes for a good date movie? Reminds me of when my mother would drop us off at a movie theater that played what in those days were considered "adult only" movies, but you could still get in if you were accompanied by an adult, and my sister and I would sit there, next to some big fat man and cover our eyes during the nude scenes.

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When I was growing up parents used the movie theater to babysit their kids on Saturday and Sunday but never adult movies. But that was in the days before movies had ratings. Kids were 35c, but Disney was 50c. That was $2.50 and $3.60 in today's money. Still cheap.

No, it would not be a good date movie, unless 7.62 were dating men, which he's not. But Gudrun's ranting about oppression, the bourgeoisie and so forth is pitch perfect satire. Some lunatic went on about it, overlong, <a href="https://www.jessicaswell.com/mt/archive ... e">here</a>.

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Yes. A true lunatic. How dare he point out that fascist/Marxist counterculture operatives and their clamoring for power and attention can be showcased in any way but yet another Hollywood Nazi story.

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We all know that the evilest thing on earth was the Bush White House. Bush kept his appointments, was always on time, was loved by the Secret Service, as was Laura, because both of them treated the help like real people.

We know that real progs merely shit on the help. Which means that the Bushes were just below the salt because they cared. We know that <a href="https://www.snopes.com/politics/clinton ... .asp">this article</a> is a complete fabrication because part of the refutation evidently comes from Margaret Carlson, who is right up there with dear Janeane Gawdawfulo in my love and respect.

[ off ]That Carlson bitch uses air that termites could make better use of.

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You know, back to the Apostolic Church of Anthroinfligorumtempestus (I know, it's not perfect, just a start). When it comes to religions, there always emerge branches and shoots, along the way. Take the Unibomber, for instance. He was an early apostle of this church, or profit, or sage, if you will. He loathed technology, and his rants equaled those of Fidel:

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[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]"I don't think it can be done. In part because of the human tendency, for most people, there are exceptions, to take the path of least resistance. They'll take the easy way out, and giving up your car, your television set, your electricity, is not the path of least resistance for most people. As I see it, I don't think there is any controlled or planned way in which we can dismantle the industrial system. I think that the only way we will get rid of it is if it breaks down and collapses ... The big problem is that people don't believe a revolution is possible, and it is not possible precisely because they do not believe it is possible. To a large extent I think the eco-anarchist movement is accomplishing a great deal, but I think they could do it better... The real revolutionaries should separate themselves from the reformers… And I think that it would be good if a conscious effort was being made to get as many people as possible introduced to the wilderness. In a general way, I think what has to be done is not to try and convince or persuade the majority of people that we are right, as much as try to increase tensions in society to the point where things start to break down. To create a situation where people get uncomfortable enough that they're going to rebel. So the question is how do you increase those tensions?"[/HIGHLIGHT]

And then along came the Goracle. And Apostle Nanski is now carrying out his mandate.

The list is just starting, and so are the scriptures, but it will grow and grow.

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Leninka, Nanski is a made progressive and as such will never part with her 757. I just hope that we can keep up enough of the industrial/military complex to be able to maintain her 757 and produce fuel for it. As well as maintain the airports for her. I shudder to think of her having to fly like the old days, on her broom.

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And she should be flown by pilots who belong to the most downtrodden of all members of the armed forces, so as to show her respect and sensitivity. You know, those members with names like Mohamed and Ahmed? They do make the best pilots, you know.

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SEPARATION OF ENVIRONMENT AND STATE!!!
FREEDOM OF GLOBAL WARMING!!!

















(oh, sorry comrades, wrong forum)

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That's okay, RR,

I'm sure Apostle Nanski and the Goracle will overlook this infraction.

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Leninka, what a wonderful idea to have Belly Boobs flown by pilots named Hussein and Mohammed. And Nanski Belly Boobs would be the only woman on earth not needing the burka; after all, what man could look at her with lust in his eye?

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Yes! Comrade Belly Boobs needs the finest pilots the earth has to offer for such a fine red dress with her two Comrades in tow... anchoring in, if you will.

Thank you Leninka, sometimes I worry about her Gaianess of The Belly Boobs and The Goracle of Toothpick Peni cursing me into inaction, so to speak.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:...comes from Margaret Carlson, who is right up there with dear Janeane Gawdawfulo in my love and respect.

Please, sir, have respect for the dead. How can anyone forget Molly Ivan? The woman has only been gone for a short time and yet no one remembers her.

Odd, isn't it? Spokesmen of the Right are oft quoted long after their passing because of their timeless sayings that ring true for all time, but the words and even the lives of left-wing commentators are gone like the ashes of common household rubbish. Odd, that, but ain't it?

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Otis, the left-wing commentariat is merely a conduit for communal messages from Laika received on their superheterodyne, phased-antenna-array, mu-metal-shielded, Pamela Anderson-skin wrapped tin foil hat.

Anyone could do it. Why if we put one of those spiffy chapeaux on a Disney animatronic figure, it could be a blogger for the Huffington Post.

The only difference is the particular spleen, choler and bile of the bimbo or bimbette wearing the hat.

And I had forgotten dear Molly Ivans. I haven't been so embarrassed about a fellow Texan since LBJ. Or Jim Wright. But I got over that when they removed his cancerous jaw.

In fact that Comrade Belly Boobs is Speaker of the House is that her hair covers the small, high-powered that that she can with her money have made.


 
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