Chavez Family Comforted by $2 billion Gift of the People

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Dear Comrades,

The Supreme Soviet of the USSA Democratic Socialist Party has sent an official telegram of condolence to the workers and peasants of Venezuela regarding the death of Comrade Lieutenant Colonel and President Hugo Chávez Frías.

As head of the glorious United Socialist Party and the Great Patriotic Pole, Comrade Hugo led the most successful implementation of Socialism in Latin America since the presidency of Comrade Plutarco Elías Calles of Mexico during the 1920s. Even Salvador Allende Gossens of Chile was unable to accomplish the collectivization and nationalization programs that Chávez accomplished before his death.

In gratitude for his dedication to the cause of progress for the Proletariat, the people of Venezuela bequeathed to Comrade Hugo nearly $2 billion in assets to care for his wife and daughters before his passing. A similar arrangement has been made by the People of Cuba for their beloved leaders, the Castro Brothers.

Flags throughout the USSA have been ordered to half-staff for the next three days. Officials of the American Media Collective are preparing special programming to salute the fallen hero of the Masses.

A bright star has fallen from the Socialist Sky, but the dream lives on, Comrades! Honor Comrade Hugo by advancing the Progressive Agenda of the Party!


Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

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It seems we already have three threads dedicated to the fallen hero. I'll post this in each one of them.


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"I keeps my feathers numbered for just such an emergency..."

Comrade Foghorn

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I'm sure that $2 billion is nothing compared to what the generous people of the USSA will be donating to our own Dear Leader when he leaves office.

Fortunately, though, that won't be for several more terms.

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Actors often worship their dictators directors...

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Two down, one to go

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Viva La Two Billion Dollar Personal Fortune!

I think I'll replace the lead image with this one, suggested by General Secretary.

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fun with dictators part 1: millionaires and billionaires

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It is necessary for the Obamas to enjoy a billion dollar lifestyle at the taxpayers expense. That way it will not be a major transition when they leave the White House and our Dear Leader receives his billion dollar advance to have Bill Ayers write his Presidential memoirs, "America Failed Me."

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