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BREAKING! White House Staff Leaks Biden Basement Photo!

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4:45 PM ET, Wed September 1, 2021

On condition of anonymity, a member of the White House staff this afternoon leaked a photo of President Joe Biden's clandestine Delaware basement.

The leaked photograph shows a President's Detail Secret Service agent taking a fresh ice cream cone down the stairs to President Biden's classified living quarters. According to WH staff, who wish to remain anonymous, the president varies his choice of ice cream flavors between naps, and he has been known to throw the cones onto the floor when he has changed his mind between ordering a cone and its arrival via presidential limousine.

"It isn't easy keeping the president in fresh ice cream cones," confided one of the Secret Service agents when asked. "Frankly, he also goes through a lot of masks, due to the fact that he keeps forgetting to remove them before eating a new cone".

White House press secretary Jen Psaki did not return our requests for comment.

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R.O.C.K.,

Did your leaking source indicated if Biden prefers a waffle cone, or just regular? Plus, how many scoops??

forelocktug,
'pelipsky

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Comrade 'pelipsky, my source told me that the president prefers any type of cone, as long as it's made in China.

Also, since he gets 10-12 ice cream cones per day, the number of scoops doesn't matter much to him.

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'pelipsky has a follow up Doocy question about this leaked basement photo.

Did Dr. Jill have that widowmaker basement staircase specially installed?

forelocktug,
'pelipsky


 
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