Comrades, as most of you should already know, and as so eloquently orated in these videos below, we cannot allow the voters to make decisions regarding the fate of Our Great Democracy™. We have to fight for Our Democracy™.




The last election has shown us how badly mistaken the voters can be. We should never again allow the voters to decide elections. After all, they selected a Fascist™ Dictator™ over the Smartest Woman in the World™ and the Most Qualified™ candidate ever. Hillary Clinton Inc.™ (a Limited Liability Corporation) was completely destroyed by the mindless mistakes of the voters. They are too clueless to have any concept as to who is the Most Qualified™ to captain the Ship of The State™. The buffoon in the wheelhouse now is trying to sink The State™!

Russian collusion, the destruction of our great trade deals with China, Canada and Mexico, the insulting of our Traditional Allies™, the abandonment of Allies™ in Iraq, Syria, Libya, Palestine and Afghanistan, Ukrainian extortion, impeachment corruption, the pandemic, the vicious assaults on Peaceful Protesters™ by the Fascist™ Storm Troopers™ fanning the flames of Violence™. How many disasters could have been avoided if the voters had not been allowed to decide.

However, after all these disasters, evidence has emerged that shows voters are continuing to interfere in Our Democracy™.


They continue, in the middle of a Global Health Crisis™, to hold rallies in support of the Fascist™ Dictator™. They continue to wear apparel in support of the Fascist™ Dictator™. They continue to demand, in the midst of Social Crises™, that they be left alone to go about their daily lives in peace as the Fascist™ Dictator™ sets fire to to the WHOLE WORLD! They demand that they be allowed to vote in the traditional, secretive “in-person” manner, in the midst of national Health™ and Social™ Chaos™! Endangering countless lives in their murderous insistence to peaceably assemble.

They demand secret ballots!

WHAT HAVE THEY GOT TO HIDE?!!

Comrades, The Party™ will always make sure that those who make mistakes will be Held Accountable™. Party™ members are out in the streets ensuring that voters who made mistakes are being Held to Account™.

In Party™ controlled cities, all across the nation, Party™ members are engaged in Mostly Peaceful™ Protests™ against the oppression of the mistaken voters. They will be Held to Account™.

Mostly Peaceful™ Protesters™ are Mostly Peacefully™ burning cities to the ground, Mostly Peacefully™ firing industrial grade fireworks and throwing Molotov cocktails at the Fascist™ Storm Troopers™, Mostly Peacefully™ readdressing Inequality™ and redistributing the Wealth™ of Fascist™ business owners and Fascist™ corporate department stores and businesses as a means of Reparations™, Mostly Peacefully™ eliminating mistaken voters. Some Mostly Peaceful™ Protesters™ have even given their lives for the struggle for Equality™ when Murdered™ by a Violent™ mistaken voter-to-be and the Fascist™ Storm Troopers™.

They fought and died for Our Democracy™. Did they die in vain?

NO! COMRADES!

Their sacrifice cannot be forgotten.

The Party™ will continue to Hold to Account™ the mistaken voters. The Party™ will continue to Hold to Account™ those who seek to destroy Our Democracy™ from now until election day and to Educate™ them on what a terrible mistake they made.

After election day is when the true lesson will begin to correct the errant whims of the mistaken voters. Mistaken voters will be Educated™ to follow Party™ policy. These Uneducated™ rubes must be shown how failure to accept The Party™ will only lead to misery and destitution.

The voters cannot be allowed to interfere in Our Democracy™. Our Democracy™ is too precious a jewel to leave to the emotional whims of the voters. Any interference by voters in Our Democracy™ will be punished to the full extent of The Law™.

Secret, Uneducated™ votes cannot be allowed to interfere with Our Elections™. Our Democracy™ depends upon it!

Donations can be made at your local Party™ headquarters, through ActBlue or into a private account that I will detail in the coming days.


FORWARD!



UPDATE!

Comrades, as previously stated, details of a private "war chest" account were to be forthcoming.

GREAT NEWS, comrades! A promise is kept!

Go to the ActBlue website and look for the KKK link and you will be able to make your donations there.

Your generous donations will ensure the continued fight against oppression of all diverse peoples and genders and orientations.

100% of your donations will go to fighting the oppression of poverty and redistribution of wealth to the worthy.

Rest assured, your Virtue™ is guaranteed! It's all for The Cause™!

Let the pipples vote!

Jawohl, Papa Ka!
( and: lame tricks for lame dictators! )

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:
. . .

Komrade KKK!
I must, if not outright denounce, then nevertheless reprimand you!

NECRO VOTE - WHERE ???

Komrade KKK!
I must, if not outright denounce, then nevertheless reprimand you!

NECRO VOTE - WHERE ???

Comrade, I did not post that particular picture. The Party™ apparatchiks inserted that into the article. If you have an issue with them.......good luck, comrade. I suggest you find your shovel and your towel, comrade. You may be in for an extended vacation at a Party™ approved resort.

OTHER BREAKING NEWS:

The US election has been CANCELLED!

The first results of the early vote-by-mail ballot just came in, after careful counting in your friendly neighbourhood post office:

Biden: 801,325,874,365.3 votes (800 billion votes! imagine the love of the people!).
Trump: -5600 votes. (The negative number clearly shows the public dislike for "president" Trump.)

So no need to go to the polls in November. The postpeoplex have everything under control!

Who died and make them voters? I'm outraged.

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:
NECRO VOTE - WHERE ???

Where it always is, comrade. In the bunker's closet and to the left.

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Red Square wrote:Who died and make them voters? I'm outraged.

No need to be outraged, Comrade Red Square. They died and were made voters.

It's very Scientific™. It's Newton's 3rd law of physics.

The act of dying and giving up your right to vote results in the equal and opposite re-action of resurrection and reclaiming your right to vote.

It's very beneficial to The Party's™ voter Education™ drive:

Even the Dead Love The Party™.

How they're voting

Red Square wrote:Who died and make them voters? I'm outraged.

Korona, Komrade Direktor.
Xzymp have been koronated. For Ze Future™, Ze Children™, and Ze ClintoFund™.

TheFineReport.com wrote:How they're voting < voters-in-queue >

Fine Reporting, Komrade!

Now, the (no pun intended) final adjustment... :



... and soon (even sooner than come November!)
we arrive @ Glorious al-Proglonosis of Dar al-Brusseliyah :

Minitrue wrote:... The first results of the early vote-by-mail ballot just came in, after careful counting in your friendly neighbourhood post office:

Biden: [highlight=#FFFF00]801,325,874,365.3[/highlight] votes (800 billion votes! imagine the love of the people!).
Trump: -5600 votes. (The negative number clearly shows the public dislike for "president" Trump.) ...

(I believe it was 801,325,874,365.314 – but what's 0.014 between friends, eh?)




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