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BNN: White House Trumpets New Environmental Compliance

Washington DC - After a series of fits and starts the White House today announced it has come into full compliance the tough new environmental standards set forth by congress this year.

President Obama, once known for the brilliant, angelic radiance that accompanied him wherever he campaigned, has converted his beaming glow into a more energy-friendly Compact Flourescent Halo or CFH.

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I hereby DENOUNCE the BNN for saying Obama is a dim bulb!

I suppose next you will be trying to tell us that all of Chairman Joe's shoes are full of his bite marks. Or that Janeane Gawdawfulo isn't funny. Or that Micheal Moo Moore is nothing but a con man. Or that Congress is nothing but a bunch of shameless self-serving parasites lining their own pockets at the public's expense.

What kind of idiots do you take us for, BNN?

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This is glorious news comrades. However I worry that Dear Leader may take a tumble on the stairs, crack open his noggin and create an environmental nightmare (all that mercury you know).

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2011 GWCCIATU (Global Warming Climate Change Initiative And Technical Update):

After Commissar Opiate's Denouncement the Bunny News Network posted this:

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See, we are watching you Mr. Bunny.............................

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Comrades!

Re Snuggle Bunny "reporting" that Our Leader now emits a radiant "glow"-- This is nothing new! Are you forgetting that Our Leader has always emitted a halo? Are you forgetting who He is? If it were not for the fact that some reich-wing saboteur must have somehow duped YouTube into cancelling the account for the video that provides such proof, I'm left with the only remaining choice-- to link you to a display of the video in the cursed wmv format, which, though embeddable in other contexts, is not embeddable in the Cube despite our extraordinarily procgressive embedding codes:

https://politicalxray.com/ObamessiahCode-HQL.htm

--Gorbels Cube.


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Gorbels Cube wrote:Comrades! Re Snuggle Bunny "reporting" that Our Leader now emits a radiant "glow"-- This is nothing new! Are you forgetting that Our Leader has always emitted a halo? .

Everyone knows it's the Dear Leaders "glow" that permeates throughout the known & unknown universes. We are all bathed in his magnificent sustaining presence and it just takes the proper receiver to focus his intelligence into our 3 dimensional world.


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An old tv, improperly tuned works as well.

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Tune in & turn on, Comrades!


 
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