98yr old kills 100yr old horrible crime or Possible new socialist tool ?


CNN: Massachusetts grand jury has indicted a 98-year-old woman, accused of strangling her 100-year-old nursing home roommate, on a second-degree murder charge.

Comrades,

Before the Pre-Papa Obama world of enlightenment, we may have looked upon this story as tragic. However, now in our Papa Obama's socialist world of justice with its' death panels, life affirming boards and the potential almost half trillion dollars in cuts in Medicare, we can see this story for what it really is- a true dedication to the state and the cause. This woman should be honored for both her work for the state and for providing another and better path for socialist justice.

While the death panels, life affirming boards and half trillion dollar cuts in Medicare are both noble in their socialist intent, it does provide fodder for our enemies to incite the rebel groups of the "bitter religious gun-owner" variety. As such, it can get "messy" for us to explain. Traditionally, to promote our socialist cause, we would promote class division and envy between the groups that support us and the groups that do not.

Of course, what is a socialist to do when the group you want to use is one of the groups you claim to support? This has always been a tough area for us to deal with in our socialist planning. Which of course is the dilemma we find ourselves in today. How to claim we support the seniors of our society and yet exploit use them at the same time to make better use of our collective resources for the more productive members of our society?

This woman, intentionally or not, has provided us with the "final solution", if you will. Instead of us, the great socialist planners, having to do the "dirty work" against the groups we claim to support, we just get the group to do the work for us by in-fighting-a sort of "inner class struggle". This is most ingenious comrades! Indeed, she has offered us the way, a sort of post modern socialist version of the infamous short story "The Lottery" . The difference being here that we "sacrifice" one of our own seniors not to ensure a good harvest but to ensure a good socialist state.

I can not emphasis how much of a useful tool this will be for us in the future and not just on seniors. Indeed, once we have taken full control of all the factors of society, we will not have anymore classes to "pit" against one another and to blame. What better tool for us to use than the one of constant internal struggle of man against man, "proletariat against proletariat"? This will be a tactic we can use forever in keeping ourselves in power and in perfecting the socialist world we all desire and so well deserve. So let us not, with cloudy "bourgeoisie eyes" look upon this act of murder as one of horror, but view it with the clear eyes of a true socialist as act of enlightenment.


The only question that remains...... We have to do a cost benefit analysis for this woman between life imprisonment or the death sentence. After all, we would not want the state to waste resources on her.