[floatleft-nb]If you really want peace, you must write letters
to world leaders - because how would they
otherwise know what's going on in the world?

WWII could surely be avoided if enough people
were to sit down and write "Dear Adolf," pouring
their hearts into it. The takeover in Tibet might
never have happened if more people would write
"Dear Mao!" on their stationeries. Afghanistan
might be at peace if in 1979 more people of
good will had sent letters to Moscow addressed
to "Dear Leonid!"

In today's world, public diplomacy dictates that
all of us sit down and write "Dear Mahmoud!"[/floatleft-nb]

Letter to Ahmadinejad From Morpheus (of The Matrix)

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The real question here, Mahmoud, is WHEN. You may think you live in the 7th century with Mohammed, when in fact it's already the 21st century and the world is run by giant machines and computers and satellites. What you believe is your universe is only an illusion induced by the mullahs who hypnotize you daily with the Koran. You live in a capsule and your brain is conditioned to register a limited range of stimuli so you'll never wake up.

The French philosopher Michel Foucault, who embraced your Revolution of Islam , once pointed to his pipe and said "this is not a pipe" (because, truth be told, he was using it as an anal stimulator). This is also the essence of your pipe dream.

The world is not what it appears to you, Mahmoud: you're approaching it from the wrong end. Wake up and smell the coffee! Understand that your comfortable drowsy existence is only possible with the help of Big Machines of the West. That is your life support. It's the Western technology, science, thought, entrepreneurship, and the ability to take risks, that enables you to lie comfortably numb in your capsule imagining the coming of the Twelfth Imam.

What is the West asking in return? Energy for their magic machines: oil. But instead of trading it honestly for the freebies you've got, you act like an ass, you turn off the spigot, you threaten to wipe them off the map, and you write insolent letters to their leaders and call them Zionists. Remember, Mahmoud: Zion is one of the few places where humans can still maintain freedom, dignity, and an open mind.

You have a choice, Mahmoud: the red pill or the blue pill. You take the red pill - and you wake up and learn to live in the 21st century as a decent, productive human being and an equal partner to other decent, productive human beings. It will be hard at first but you can do it. You take the blue pill - and you go back to your Koranic pipe dream, only this time don't count on life support from the West. Try fending for yourself with the Koran against the forces of nature. We're pulling the plug.

See you in the Martix,

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... And sorry Ahmadinejad, the pills are not suppositories.

There is not just one matrix. There are two!!!! The first is the world we see around us. The second is the world which we mistake as the real world. The world ruled by machines is not the real world. The force that rules all is far more sinister than any computer. The real world is actually ruled by..................................................