[floatleft-nb]If you really want peace, you must write letters
to world leaders - because how would they
otherwise know what's going on in the world?

WWII could surely be avoided if enough people
were to sit down and write "Dear Adolf," pouring
their hearts into it. The takeover in Tibet might
never have happened if more people would write
"Dear Mao!" on their stationeries. Afghanistan
might be at peace if in 1979 more people of
good will had sent letters to Moscow addressed
to "Dear Leonid!"

In today's world, public diplomacy dictates that
all of us sit down and write "Dear Mahmoud!"[/floatleft-nb]

Letter to Ahmadinejad from Comrade Leninka

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Dear Comrade Ahmadinejad,

You must forgive Comrade Barack from sending Hillary to announce that she is pro-Democracy, for your country. You understand, of course, that Comrade Barack at least had to pretend that he is treating your unruly, ungrateful masses as equally as he treated and sympathized with his Islamic friends in Egypt, so he had to do something. Besides, you know it's code that when Comrade Hillary says anything, it's just for show.

Please be assured, Comrade Barack is in your corner. He would be right there, giving you encouragement to hang in there and not back down against those rioting democracy seeking ninnies you have there.

Oh, and by the way, I've purchased some lipstick for you. Black Plum, by Chanel. I think the color would be perfect for you.