One of our images born of the creative power of the masses (and delivered to us in full glory by Superkommissar Maksim) has been chosen to adorn a book cover in Italy. We have been contacted by the author Donatella Della Ratta and prepared a high-resolution image for her cover designer. We expect the books to arrive shortly and hope this is not some capitalist ruse but a mighty progressive blow at Western imperialism.
In English, it reads:
A Hussein in the White House
What the Arab world thinks of Barack Obama
We have just released a book -unfortunately, it is in Italian only for the moment- that analyses how Arab media -Tv stations, Panarab newspapers- but also people – bloggers, university students- have talked about Obama and the future challenges he will afford in the Arab world. I have edited the book with my colleague Augusto Valeriani, and we got very interesting countributions from all over the Arab world and US. The book, entitled “An Hussein at the White House. What the Arab world thinks about Barack Obama” (Odoya 2009), features essays from: italian-algerian sociologist Khaled Fouad Allam; Lawrence Pintak, director of the Kamal Adham Center for Television Journalism (American University of Cairo), and “his” bloggers; Amer Al Sabaileh, professor at the University of Amman, and his students; Jihad N. Fakhreddine, Gallup Regional Research Director for Mena Region; Adil Radoini, Italian sociologist invited to follow the elections in the US by US embassy in Rome; mass media expert Enrico De Angelis. Plus Augusto Valeriani, Associate research fellow at Arab media centre of Westminister University and myself.
The blog provides a link to the author's bio with the list of her books and publications:
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Donatella Della Ratta is an independent researcher and consultant specialised on media and new technology, with a key focus on the Arab world. She has got a 10 years experience in university as teacher and researcher, in television as tv author and producer, and in journalism.
As a media consultant and independent researcher, she has worked for many Italian and international clients as: Rai television marketing and research department; Mediaset research and development department; European Parliament, Foreign Affairs Committee, Brussels; Cccb (Centre of Contemporary Art and Culture) Museum of Contemporary Arts, Barcelona.
She has lectured in many international events as: Mip tv Cannes tv market (France); Apem Committee of Euromed Parliament, Italian Parliament, Rome, (Italy); Ars Electronica festival, Linz (Austria); Aula 06 Helsinki, (Finland); European Journalism Observatory Ejo, Lugano (Switzerland); Chaos Computer Club, Berlin (Germany).
My original lo-res image was not suitable for printing; Red Square did all the heavy lifting in preparing the image. So I'd like to nominate him for Beet of The Week.
Today should be proclaimed a People's Holiday in honor of the People's glorious cover art achievement. The People™, Comrades. We must think about the People™… And their Children™… And the Elderly™ who may be living with them, the People™, and their Children™.
Congratulations to the Obamissar of Agitprop as his products are incredibly equal!
Is Italy prepared to handle that much CHope?!! Recommend the Obamissar of Pimpin and Dealin' redistribute some People's CHope Nose CandyTM to prepare them for the transition.
Today should be proclaimed a People's Holiday in honor of the People's glorious cover art achievement. The People™, Comrades. We must think about the People™… And their Children™… And the Elderly™ who may be living with them, the People™, and their Children™
Meow, I think that you are stuck in a fugue. No doubt from that ketamine that you stole.
You have forgotten Gaia, you silly commissar! Don't you know that if you forget Gaia the Holy Gore will come to your house, when he's not driving the Oscar Mayer Weeniemobile, and instruct you on the Sacred Rites of the First Church of Climatology?
Do not do this. I don't care about your defenses. You will never be able to withstand this.
Meow, I think that you are stuck in a fugue. No doubt from that ketamine that you stole.
You have forgotten Gaia, you silly commissar! Don't you know that if you forget Gaia the Holy Gore will come to your house, when he's not driving the Oscar Mayer Weeniemobile, and instruct you on the Sacred Rites of the First Church of Climatology?
Do not do this. I don't care about your defenses. You will never be able to withstand this.
HA! I DARE Al Gore to get to my compound err place of residence. While Meow's may not be able to withstand the AlGore, I'm well protected with my advance run of The People's Rifle in the hands of those who build them. Any person trying to get in will be faced by an unstoppable wall of steel! (All four loyal workers and peasants who are building them, assuming AlGore shows up during the shift change and everyone is on time and sober)
BTW, what does it mean when the workers demand a "paycheck"? Is not the State taking care of all their needs? Must I pay them too?
Comrade7.62, a paycheck is an outmoded notion. The State takes all and dispenses all--keeping 72% for expenses. (This is the actual welfare number.)
But do not be too sanguine about being able to stave off the attack of the Holy Gore. Who do you think taught His O'liness to levitate? He can rise on his wingéd feet and float, as gently as a dove, or a Roswell UFO*, over the walls of your compound and if you think that Pupovich is good with talent shitting, you ain't seen nothing yet.
*The Holy Gore was born a bit over eight months after the Roswell UFO sighting.
Sighing and swooning, bosom heaving, Jessica Bennett breathily gushes:
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The theory is almost too perfect to be true. Barack Obama, the son of politically progressive parents, was born Aug. 4, 1961—almost nine months to the day after John F. Kennedy was elected to the White House. Is it possible Obama was conceived on that historic night?
She goes on about the masses making whoopee on the night of Obama's election victory, speculating on the delightful prospect of a baby boom come August 2009, with nary an unromantic mention of the burdens this will place on beleaguered Mother Earth and everyone suffering under a sucky economy.
And not a peep about a possible spike in abortions.
Pinkie, thank you for that image of Comradette Jessica Bennett. I'm sure that she's a SUS (Sister Under the Skin) of the woman who proudly proclaimed that she would be very glad to Monica Our First Black President, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton.
I read your link and found Mrs. Haupt gushing about her husband Mr. Haupt having drunk a bottle and a half of wine and then wanting to make an election baby. I hope that Mrs. Haupt had some chemical help, for let us remember, I believe, Mercutio, about wine: "It makes a man stand to, and then not stand to." Although there are some Rethuglicans who say, completely without justification, that the O-bots are a bunch of broke-dicks. A group of Obama babies will put paid to that rumor.
I would be fascinated to see the maternity wards on nine months, if nine months is the proper gestation for a baby inspired by the beneficent aura of His O'liness. I hope that this is like one of those science-fiction television series where they all come out looking strangely alike, and starting in say six months (my guess) we will have our new Obamajugend ready to march into a future more equal, more just, and more perfect than any future that has ever been or will ever be in the history of time, until the universe, in a trillion years, collapses after even the electrons have degenerated into just a few photons.
But this raises a problem. Do we need to have dormitories for the brood-mares who will gestate these young princelings? They should be instantly taken into care and monitored by our finest OB/GYNs, lest one of the smoke or drink or cross the road and endanger one of the Obamajugend.
People, it seems, are waiting in line to buy hexerai about His O'liness. This may invigorate the printed press as people want keepsakes, and even coffee-table books, which will convince their co-religionists that they might after all be able to read, despite having going to public schools run by the teachers' unions.
But there is one thing that I'm not sure about. If January 20 was the Second Coming, does that mean that His O'liness was the product of a Virgin Birth? Which means that we don't know if he's black or not.
Snicker. These lower-level progressives. Totally unaware that it was the Media that Made Obama!
Double-Take...hold on, I am suspecting a capitalist plot. The Media made Obama...to further its own financial interests? We might as well have elected Ron Paul!
We must quickly inform the new world order of the potential influx of infidels prior to the winter solstice.
Ther must be a gov't sponsored catastrophy that will offset the population boom of the great one's people. We must also ensure that this tragedy of fortune is in a Rethuglican stronghold so that those votes can be changed from Red to Blue post-burial.
Dear Nansky, just call down to Duval County, Texas, which put Landslide Lyndon Johnson over the top after it was found how many votes he needed to win. They have voter-fraud kits.]
And they've gotten better now. When Landslide Lyndon got in, the needed votes were all in alphabetical order. They're randomized now.
Although it's less of a problem considering the years that the NEA has improved our education.
When is His Excellecy and President for Life, B. Hussein Obama, going to transfer his Brownshirts (ACORN) over to his new Civilian National Security Force (Blackshirts a la SS/Gestapo)?
These all seem like a glorious reads, I can’t wait to be forced to read one of these texts for an essay in one of my classes from our great Marxist Professors.
HOOLAY! Big party cheers for glorious book cover make excellent tingles in legs. Maksim, you gonna go far, baby. Just remember us little, uh, less equal than other, people here at the labor camp when you hit the big show.
Today should be proclaimed a People's Holiday in honor of the People's glorious cover art achievement. The People™, Comrades. We must think about the People™… And their Children™… And the Elderly™ who may be living with them, the People™, and their Children™
Meow, I think that you are stuck in a fugue. No doubt from that ketamine that you stole.
You have forgotten Gaia, you silly commissar! Don't you know that if you forget Gaia the Holy Gore will come to your house, when he's not driving the Oscar Mayer Weeniemobile, and instruct you on the Sacred Rites of the First Church of Climatology?
Do not do this. I don't care about your defenses. You will never be able to withstand this.
When the Holy Gore descends upon my humble abode, I hope I have enough rice cakes and Evian to offset my post chili carbon emissions (well, actually it wasn't me - it was the dog).
Comrade7.62, a paycheck is an outmoded notion. The State takes all and dispenses all--keeping 72% for expenses. (This is the actual welfare number.)
But do not be too sanguine about being able to stave off the attack of the Holy Gore. Who do you think taught His O'liness to levitate? He can rise on his wingéd feet and float, as gently as a dove, or a Roswell UFO*, over the walls of your compound and if you think that Pupovich is good with talent shitting, you ain't seen nothing yet.
*The Holy Gore was born a bit over eight months after the Roswell UFO sighting.
Ahh, The Gore levitates too? Crud. I must begin work on a People's Anti Aircraft Gun at once! Perhaps something with rubber bands and ball bearings wrapped in old copies of Pravda.
Comrades! Do not disesteem the Holy Gore! He is the most useful of useful idiots! Who else can keep Larry King so occupied?
Let us always remember the major use of the Holy Gore. He is a tried and true progressive, a child of Washington, a princeling of the Beltway, and everyone can look down on the fool.
Skinnee Jay, a Made Progressive declaims from the roof tops that diversity is all and that we ought to be free. But a Made Progressive instantly trashes any deviance from the Received Wisdom and the Current Truth, because lucubration is dangerous and thought is subversive. Only faith will do.
This is glorious for (1) does not Italy have the strongest Communist party in Europe, (2) will this not be a poke in the eye of Mussolini's daughter's fascist party, (3) isn't it right that Islam take over the Vatican that Mussolini made a separate entity, and (4) isn't it great that the guys up there in Milan, the ones who have voiced secession of northern industrial Italy and opposition to mass (Muslim especially) immigration be riled to the point of having strokes?
Audi! ("Now hear this!") We will never allow the secession of a functioning part of a country from one which does not function. If we do, next thing we know the EU will be jettisoning Greece, and we all know we can never be more than the lowest common denominator.
It is said that in Japanese elementary schools today, the best and worst athletic performers are prevented from taking part in PTA kids' sports events, which every school holds from time to time, lest someone win or lose by too much. Now, harmony (和, wa) is highly valued in Japan, but people are beginning to realize (I hope) it's gone far too far.
Sorry, not far enough: All participants should be tied together so they can either complete simultaneously or in clearly delineated equal intervals.
We have almost completely removed the true purpose of education (http://righteousrantings.blogspot.com/2009/01/edjumuhkashun-reform-part-3.html) and soon we will be indoctrinating the youth to our purposes!
Behold, the Cleansing of the Mind! Dissent becomes Intolerance, Free Speech becomes Hate Crime, and True Diversity becomes Social Stigma! The New Status Quo will be once again under siege by the New Sub-Culture of Conservatism (boo...hiss)!
It's all relative! Nothing can be seen as wrong! There is no such thing as evil! Multi-culturalism erases the hated evils of judgment from our society!
How I love moral relativism. All systems of belief are equally valid, so we don't have to have ethics. We can just have tastes and we can boo all the Rethuglicans who are bigoted and prejudiced for insisting on ethics. For that's just not on.
And since we believe that all systems are equal why not just be as hedonistic as we want? And when that gets boring, it's just a short trip to nihilism.
Frankly I think that we will continue on in time that is frozen, so that even the electronics stand still. Eventually before the end of the (elected) term of His O'liness entropy will continue to the point that even the electrons and neutrons decay and the entire universe will be composed of a few photons.
After that time we will see the rest of the Rose Law Firm billing records and we will have full disclosure about who paid for the college of His O'liness and where he was born.
We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar
Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us--if at all--not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
Change the conjunction in the last line and it could be on a cenotaph for the Clinton White House.
Haven't read that since high school in 1973; and that, gentlemen, exhausts my knowledge of English poetry. Literally read more in Latin than English but I was struggling with the syntax and vocabulary of the Virgil and don't remember that.
Except
Non credo Obamam etiam ferentem dona.
Which, if I remember, is paradiorthosis of "I do not trust the Greeks, even bearing gifts."
Sighing and swooning, bosom heaving, Jessica Bennett breathily gushes:
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The theory is almost too perfect to be true. Barack Obama, the son of politically progressive parents, was born Aug. 4, 1961—almost nine months to the day after John F. Kennedy was elected to the White House. Is it possible Obama was conceived on that historic night?
She goes on about the masses making whoopee on the night of Obama's election victory, speculating on the delightful prospect of a baby boom come August 2009, with nary an unromantic mention of the burdens this will place on beleaguered Mother Earth and everyone suffering under a sucky economy.
And not a peep about a possible spike in abortions.
After Barack Obama won the presidential election on Nov. 4, 2008, supporters around the country celebrated in bars, in parks — and maybe, in the bedroom. Bloggers wrote about champagne and hope, and noting that voters of child-bearing age tended to go Democratic, predicted a baby boom.
Nine months later, babies born out of that election night euphoria should be making their way into the world right now. If an Obama baby boom is true, that is.
“It’s romantic idea," says Dr. S. Philip Morgan, a professor of sociology and demography at Duke University, "but don't bet on it."
Voters of childbearing age might tend to go Democratic, but Democratic voters of childbearing age would also be more prone to getting abortions, what with all that bad economy and unemployment stuff and whatever else might make another mouth to feed inconvenient right now.
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While Obama won by a landslide in the electoral college, "by the popular vote, only 52 percent of the population was celebrating." The other 48 percent would have been affected in the opposite way and may have been in no mood for making whoopee.
. . .
Still, people like to speculate that somehow the memorable night of Nov. 4 was different. After all, Obama himself was born in August 1961, nine months after John F. Kennedy was elected in November 1960.
Because we all know that's exactly when--and why--Stanley Ann and Barack Sr. had the sex that resulted in Dear Leader!
Still, people like to speculate that somehow the memorable night of Nov. 4 was different. After all, Obama himself was born in August 1961, nine months after John F. Kennedy was elected in November 1960.
I was born exactly nine months to the day after John Glenn's first orbital flight. My theory is that Mom and Dad, in a fit of patriotic fervor, had their own launch party. By strange coincidence, it was also one year to the day before Kenndey was assassinated. It was also Thanksgiving Day. That's why I'm special. Or a turkey.
The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans
of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent,
by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant
pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other -
until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's
official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand
Write down this number and report to your Kommissar at the nearest railroad station.
Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel!
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Friendly fire: BBC office hit by al-Qaeda rocket Al Gore knows what caused Burma cyclone but won't say it International community promises to suspend anti- Americanism until after American aid reaches Burma Mainstream media saddened that Austrian pedophile isn't a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister, or a GOP senator
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Focus group: if water boarding was a sexual preference, they'd be teaching it in public schools Study: Wall Street losses unfairly target the rich Mixed month for MTV: teen pregnancy drops, however STDs are on the rise Obama pledges to give every typical small town family a possum sandwich Delays at American Airlines: a sneak peak into proposed government healthcare Stop and smell the Sharpies Obama: baby is punishment; tax increase is bundle of joy Media: this year's Global Bad News Awareness week to overlap with International Good News Obliviousness month NPR journalists go on truckers-style protest over high price of lattes Most popular April Fools joke: "A Democrat president won't raise taxes" Obama denounced extreme statements in Osama's new tape but urged voters to listen to the entire message before making judgment Obama's speech calls for change in stereotyping "the typical White person" Spitzer denies applying hardball tactics in front of bathroom mirror and threatening to come after himself New York State House retires Spitzer's #9 jersey KKK endorses Harvard's gym segregation policy: 'Blacks and Jews are next' London quake caused by SUV, now impounded by Scotland Yard Hillary's healthcare plan to include smelling salts for Obama's supporters and mandatory amputation of Chris Matthews' leg USMail Service to publish Obama's resume on new stamp Obama: one man's plagiarism is another man's audacity Candidate Barry O'Bama to court Irish vote Berkeley ousting US Marines gives hope to al Qaeda: 'If hippies can do it, so can we!' Berkley builds wall around self; man trying to flee 'Peace Sanctuary City' shot at checkpoint John McCain apologizes for going to Vietnam, earns Jane Fonda's endorsement To avoid scorn and ridicule, Tom Cruise converts to Islam NY Times: Backward, close-minded, inbred southern hicks vote for Obama NY Times: All the news that's fit to pimp Dems offer first female for President, first Black for President, first pretty pony for Attorney General Brokeback Mountain loses climber NASA's Spirit Rover finds Dennis Kucinich campaign on MarsLas Vegas: candidates offer plans to bail out flustered gamblers Feds: subprime borrowers' relief package to include subprime rib Silence in Cuba: Castro too ill to speak in public, Cubans too afraid to speak Dems adopt old British "don't mention the war" strategy for '08 campaign Obama's 'Take a penny, leave a penny' economic plan sparks new hope Obama's campaign hires homeless people to talk about change on street corners Panhandlers Union endorses Obama's plan for change Al Gore's children receive carbon credits for Winter Solstice Holiday Democrats call for troop surge in the War on Bush Murtha: if we quit now, capitalism will win Pelosi declares she likes class war, pledges to stay the course Expert blames Republicans for not attacking all Democrat candidates equally High school Meth teacher starts new class Holy Mitt! Violence in Iraq down 60%; media stories reporting this down 6000% Imus covers all bases by hiring undocumented-Black- Jewish-homeless- transgendered-vegan- disabled-obese-Kartina- victim as a sidekick Poll: most Muslims find curvature of Riemannian manifolds offensive "How The Grinch Redistributed Winter Solstice" opens on Broadway Left-wing bloggers hold vigil hoping suspect is connected to GOP candidate Hostage situation expected to be politicized in the next 20 minutes "Mall security" takes over operations in Baghdad New study suggests that 1 US gallon of Latte is 170 times more expensive than 1 US gallon of Regular gasoline. Al Gore sterilizes self to protect planet: 'Having children is selfish' NY Times: some news is fitter to print than others Study: most Americans will be worried about economy if told so often enough Musharraf changes name to Chavez to avoid being called "dictator" by MSM and Democrats in US Congress Media changes old adage "no news is good news" to "no good news is news" US Congress extends hurricane season until the first Sunday in November Lack of bad news from Iraq causes media recession. Women and minority journalists hardest hit. LA Times drops term "wild" describing fire, uses "undocumented" fire instead USA Today: big fires are getting bigger, small fires are getting smaller Reid: Global Warming caused fire by overheating arsonist's head, provoking delusional paranoia MoveOn.org pressures Congress to stop fighting fire and bring firemen home Reid: The war on fire is lost Pelosi: The number of fires has gone up since we started fighting fire Kerry: If you don't do well in school you'll get stuck fighting fire in California NY Times: Fighting fire creates even more fires Harry Reid auctions clothes, furniture, car on eBay in effort to make millions off his name. "If Limbaugh can do it so can I." No takers so far. Princess Leia Organa presents the Alderaanian Medal of Honor to Al Gore Did Che Guevara descend from Prophet Mohammed? San Andreas Fault in California preemptively renamed George Bush's Fault Media Matters editor blows self up over Limbaugh's 'bomber' remark End of Ramadan brings new rioting season to France Harry Reid bangs shoe on table: "We will bury you!" Dutch follow Ahmadinejad's lead, declare "there are no dykes in Holland" Ahmadinejad to Amerika: "Don't tase me, bro!" Bomb Girl and Taser Boy sell rights to their characters to Marvel Comics Cindy Sheehan hires Bomb Girl and Taser Boy as image consultants CBS stands by firing of Dan Rather: "He couldn't tell our logo from a hole in the ground" Jessie Jackson on Obama: "too White." Obama on Jackson: "I'm a smoke dat biatch if I see him"
Tasered victim at John Kerry's speech to receive Purple Heart Mugabe blames Zimbabwe's meltdown on Global Warming To stomp out possible confusion, MSM changes spelling of Obama to Ubama Craving acceptance from liberals, General Petraeus gains 300lbs and debuts report at Cannes. George Soros stops funding Democrats, converts to Islam Edwards: 41% of American children don't have lawyers John Edwards proposes "single payer" trial lawyer insurance for all, mandatory pre-jurisprudence care Illegal aliens kill people Americans won't killDemocrats select 2008 presidential slogan: "Death to America" Larry "Happy Feet" Craig uses Michael Flatley's Riverdance defense "Americans Coming Together" admit they had timing issues Presbyterian clergy issue fatwah calling for Pope's deathNew Jersey teen cracked iPhone with his face Vick awaits doggie-style welcome in prison Rock star behaves like rap star: huge media outcry China's recall of defective Daily Kos bloggers causes suicides among Democrat strategists Al Gore to recall the Internet Media declares September National Bridge Awareness Month First New Orleans, now Minnesota: Anderson Cooper travels up the Mississippi without a paddle Ray Nagin pledges to build a chocolate bridge instead William Jefferson spotted under collapsed bridge retrieving mystery package Cannibalism, rape, looting, republicanism rampant in Minneapolis Lindsay Lohan to enter astronaut training program Nigeria's plan to nationalize local spam industry sparks massive riots in Lagos
Democrat Congress's two major victories: minimum wage increase and al-Qaeda's restored operating capability London Mayor Livingston mandates Sharia law at nightclubs to prevent further bombings Taliban spokesman blames media bias as civilian deaths from US air strikes grab headlines: "Taliban has murdered thousands of civilians and we can't even get mentioned on Countdown with Olbermann. What gives?"Back alley massage parlors now offering "better ending than Sopranos" Bush to close Gitmo, detainees released into Mexican custody to be put on fast track to US citizenship
Study: Dan rather still unable to tell the difference between Paris Hilton and Katie Couric Civil war in Gaza: if it's not in Iraq why report it? US media increasingly impatient at lack of civil war in IraqUS Embassy in Syria warns of sex attacks. So how long will Bill be visiting for? Delighted Dems: "The surge has failed!"MSM spokesman: There are no civil war clashes in Gaza! Palestinians still wonder why their real civil war can't knock Iraq "civil war" off the front page As Albanians welcome Bush and show love for USA, NY Times offers them free subscriptions to "solve problem" Paris gets out of jail faster than an illegal immigrant Socialist utopia takes foothold in Venezuela as water cannons salute victory Pelosi: "I've seen climate change." John Fogerty of CCR also wants to know "if she's ever seen rain" Democrats call for troop withdrawal from Jersey Harry Reid: "Troop presence in New Jersey creating more terrorists" French riot police deployed as open minded, tolerant socialists expected to react to election results Progressives concerned with Sarkozy's "extremist agenda " of rule of law and assimilation to French culture Dems: War needs deadline; only social policies can run indefinitely Sheryl Crow to wipe out global warming one butt at a time Va Tech lessons for MSM: must ban guns, rich kids ACLU calls for calm, fears backlash against innocent gun owners: 'all gun owners aren't terrorists' Liberal groups join gun tolerance and awareness workshops Gun owners converting to Islam in droves to ward off profiling Sharp jump in number of 'non-decapitated' babies following Supreme Court decision Sharpton makes a list of 57 Don Imus sympathizers on public airwaves Al Gore and John Kerry agree: people who live in greenhouses should not expel noxious gases Al Gore hired by K-Y to pro- mote Global Warming Jelly New study shows Earth's 'fever' contagious; Mars asks planets to kick 'Greenhouse Mary' out of solar system Schumer demands Karl Rove be indicted on 1976 parking ticket Al Qaeda reacts to Schumer attack: "Thank Allah we're not Republicans!" Dems: Khalid Sheik Mohamed just watched too many episodes of 24 and made all that stuff in his confession up Fitzgerald to prosecute Ann Coulter for disclosing identity of presidential candidate John Edwards Following Scooter Libby success, media demands journalists be included on all future juries Kent State professor calls for bin Laden victory: time to bring in the National Guard again? Hollywood to America: our moral issues are better than your moral issues Obama promises to "purge himself" if he loses to Hillary to spare the public a lengthy trial House vote: Insurgents react with non-binding IED Democrat leaders don't support terrorists but they support their mission North Korea agrees to nuclear disarmament, media hails Madeleine Albright Bush: I support Democrat majority - but not their mission Is it time for Pinochet yet? Helen Thomas to be inducted into Museum of Natural History
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