| Premier Betty wrote |
| They must be eliminated.... |
| Ivan Jerkinov wrote |
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Can I call you "Betty"? |
| Premier Betty wrote | ||
Gentlemen, from this day forward you shall all refer to me by the name Betty. Nyaha! Naahhhaaahaaaa!! |
| Premier Betty wrote |
| They must be eliminated.... |
| Commissar Theocritus wrote |
| Free enterprise and competition? Hell, no! I vote for cronyism, nepotism, glad-handing and bribery any old day. I'm a Democrat, remember. |
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| The extension of the middle digit is an old ancient native american hand sign... |
| Commissar Theocritus wrote |
| Free enterprise and competition? Hell, no! I vote for cronyism, nepotism, glad-handing and bribery any old day. I'm a Democrat, remember. |
| angmannyc wrote |
| upper west side socialist rats .they should all be in prison for poison they dispersed through the decades starting way back with mark and phill rudd and the red mob along with the mamas and the papas ,poison that spread through the public school to our childred who went on to do drugs that they glorified while their kid went to yachivas and private schools and the like .how about their best friend dope dealing john phillips selling dope on top of the red barron on 71rst st and columbus ave .hope they all choke and die homeless. |
| Stalin for Time wrote | ||
I thought it stood for the presenter's age, IQ, or number of un-married parents. |
| Guest Troll wrote |
| It's funny how you guys sound more like Stalinists when you're writing out of character than when you're writing in character. But I'm sorry for interrupting... Let's get back to more hilarious satire about how some Democrat who's about as far to the left as Richard Nixon wants to transform our great nation into a Marxist dystopia. |
| Comrade_Elliott wrote |
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Poor elephant, and nice flag. |
| Commissar Theocritus wrote | ||
Uh yeah. Just side-splitting. Why don't you study some history about Nixon? He proposed the first socialized medicine. Hardly a right-winger. And if you think that BHO is not a leftist, by inclination, training and association, then you've been inspecting your dingleberries. Question. Why is it that the lefties seldom have a name, even a nom-de-plume? Is it the solipsistic view that they speak for the ages and therefore don't need one, dispensing wisdom from the redoubts of their closeted minds? Is it a paucity of imagination? It seems to be nothing more than cheap sneering, and not in satire. Which is in its own way rather sad. |
| Commissar Theocritus wrote |
| Why don't you study some history about Nixon? He proposed the first socialized medicine. Hardly a right-winger. |
| Sheik Abu Moham wrote |
Ahh....... The sight of the fuehrer at this moment.
Make a good Time cover. |
| Private Pravda wrote | ||||
Did Nixon not champion the EPA and OSHA also?? HARDLY a right-winger, new guy. He also |
| Guardian of Pravda wrote |
| mine is precious and to be preserved at all cost. |
| Premier Betty wrote |
| Gentlemen, from this day forward you shall all refer to me by the name Betty.
Nyaha! Naahhhaaahaaaa!! |
| Premier Betty wrote | ||
Gentlemen, from this day forward you shall all refer to me by the name Betty. Nyaha! Naahhhaaahaaaa!! |
| Anonymous wrote | ||
It's funny how you guys sound more like Stalinists when you're writing out of character than when you're writing in character. But I'm sorry for interrupting... Let's get back to more hilarious satire about how some Democrat who's about as far to the left as Richard Nixon wants to transform our great nation into a Marxist dystopia. |
| Commissar Theocritus wrote | ||
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True, in a Catch 22 sense. Remember Orr, if I remember it? But one has to have a matrix in which to live and that matrix requires sustenance. I really appreciate things. I live in a small town in West Texas, say what I want, am openly gay, and no one gives me shit. Well, I'm armed and can give it back. But I'm alive and wouldn't be in a lot of other places and other times. This is a precious bubble in time, this freedom, and to keep it only for ourselves is to throw it away for we cannot run far and fast enough to keep ahead of the Stalinists who want only our subjection. It's an odd thing: freedom requires blood and so often it's ours. |
| Commissar Theocritus wrote |
| Question. Why is it that the lefties seldom have a name, even a nom-de-plume? Is it the solipsistic view that they speak for the ages and therefore don't need one, dispensing wisdom from the redoubts of their closeted minds? Is it a paucity of imagination? |
| Commissar Theocritus wrote |
| Why don't you study some history about Nixon? He proposed the first socialized medicine. Hardly a right-winger. |
| Sheik Abu Moham wrote |
| To speak out of character is haram infidel Guest.
I live among the liberals of Minnesota. Now known as The Farthest Masque. http://www.patdollard.com/2008/04/teacher-blows-whistle-on-minnesota-charter-school-its-a-madrassah/ One most learn to seize the opportunity whenever oppression presents itself.
Look for the signs. |
| Jack Baney wrote | ||||
Answer. I can't speak for all lefties, but I forgot to type my name in the "username" field on the "post a reply" page. Is that okay with you, dude? At any rate, it's clear that citing an anonymous troll on a right-wing satire page as evidence that leftist claim to speak for the ages and lack imagination isn't the least bit retarded at all.
No shit, Commissar. And he was also hardly a communist. But you're right... It's clear that Obama is a hard-core commie. I'm terrified that he'll rise to power under dubious circumstances and start acting like a miniature Stalin--locking people up without charging them with anything, denying them habeas corpus, torturing them, claiming that he's above the law, engaging in wiretapping, and generally wiping his ass with the Constitution... It's going to be absolutely unprecedented, I tell you. |
| Jack Baney wrote | ||||
Answer. I can't speak for all lefties, but I forgot to type my name in the "username" field on the "post a reply" page. Is that okay with you, dude? At any rate, it's clear that citing an anonymous troll on a right-wing satire page as evidence that leftist claim to speak for the ages and lack imagination isn't the least bit retarded at all.
No shit, Commissar. And he was also hardly a communist. But you're right... It's clear that Obama is a hard-core commie. I'm terrified that he'll rise to power under dubious circumstances and start acting like a miniature Stalin--locking people up without charging them with anything, denying them habeas corpus, torturing them, claiming that he's above the law, engaging in wiretapping, and generally wiping his ass with the Constitution... It's going to be absolutely unprecedented, I tell you. |
| Jack Baney wrote | ||
Answer. I can't speak for all lefties, but I forgot to type my name in the "username" field on the "post a reply" page. Is that okay with you, dude? At any rate, it's clear that citing an anonymous troll on a right-wing satire page as evidence that leftist claim to speak for the ages and lack imagination isn't the least bit retarded at all. |
| Jack Baney wrote | ||
No shit, Commissar. And he was also hardly a communist. But you're right... It's clear that Obama is a hard-core commie. I'm terrified that he'll rise to power under dubious circumstances and start acting like a miniature Stalin--locking people up without charging them with anything, denying them habeas corpus, torturing them, claiming that he's above the law, engaging in wiretapping, and generally wiping his ass with the Constitution... It's going to be absolutely unprecedented, I tell you. |
| Jack Baney wrote |
| Yeah, all of that is pretty hilarious, all right. I'm attempting to spit out sentences through my oppressed-by-capitalism face... Someone is pissing on my ancestors' graves... I called Theo "dude"... The queen of run-on sentences doesn't understand me... Syllogistic phallicy... Funny stuff! |
| Guardian of Pravda wrote |
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..........ah for the good old days when that could have become a full blown brawl or riot allowing me to swing my 'Stick of oppression' and make mental attitude adjustments on a few wrong thinkers. Ah but those days are gone, now we mace them. |
| Jack Baney wrote |
| Yeah, all of that is pretty hilarious, all right. I'm attempting to spit out sentences through my oppressed-by-capitalism face... Someone is pissing on my ancestors' graves... I called Theo "dude"... The queen of run-on sentences doesn't understand me... Syllogistic phallicy... Funny stuff! |
| Jack Baney wrote |
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I will acknowledge that posting on a satirical web site where everyone's politics are the exact opposite of yours just to piss people off is a vaguely assholish thing to do. |
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…I would urge you to rethink the context of habeas corpus because it's all well and good if there is no evil in the world, but when the bad guys [etc.]. |
| Guardian of Pravda wrote |
| Wow. |
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Canadian Institute of Chartered Accountants. |
| Jack Baney wrote |
| Obviously, I have no idea what the hell any of you are talking about. However, I will acknowledge that posting on a satirical web site where everyone's politics are the exact opposite of yours just to piss people off is a vaguely assholish thing to do. I don't go around sneering at right-wingers in real life, and if I did, they would be perfectly justified in kicking my ass. And with that, "Comrades," I shall bid you adieu. |
| Ivan From Village 62 wrote | ||
In the immortal words of Firesign Theater: "He's no fun, he fell right over." |
| Jack Baney wrote |
| I think you need to seriously consider the implications of the premise that U.S. Presidents should have the power to imprison whoever they want... |
| Sister Massively Opiated wrote |
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Please... Give me an answer that is workable. Give me something other than theory that is wonderful in theory, but has lost it's relevance given the circumstances |
| Jack Baney wrote |
| The facts are that there has never been an absence of evil or fanatical “bad guys” in the world, that no society has ever been free from major threats, and that this will always be the case. Unless you’re going to deny these obvious facts, it follows that you don’t think habeas corpus has ever been “all well and good” or that it ever will be. |
| Ivan Betinov wrote | ||
"Oh, it's fun to charter an accountant And sail the wide Acountant Sea!" --From the "Crimson Mutual Assurance Company" in Monty Python's "Meaning of Life." G.O. Pravda, you say you live in a bedroom community in Alabama. Remarkable. At least two other regular Cubists (myself being one of them) hails from the Sweet Home originally. I grew up outside a little town called Cullman, about half-way between Birmingham and Huntsville on I-65. Are you in the vicinity? |
| Margaret wrote | ||
But Jack, this isn't about Presidents having the power to imprison whomever they want. This is a mischaracterization. Bush never asked for and Bush does not have and never will have the power to imprison whomever he wants. Those that can be detained and imprisoned is expressly limited to enemy combatants. If you're worried about Presidents having the power to imprison whoever they want I think much more frightening precedents, if precedent you are worried about, would be that of Woodrow Wilson in WWI and FDR in WWII. Jack, suspending habeas corpus isn't how Presidents imprison whomever they want. That's a very blunt instrument and frightens people. They use the Legislative branch to put together the proper laws necessary - like Wilson's Espionage Act. On that front, the Legislative, I'm more worried about what the environmentalist and the "climate change" crowd is going to do to me, my life and my liberty than I am of Bush. |
| Sister Massively Opiated wrote |
| G of P - Grounded... like, I'm in trouble and have to come home straight away after school and can't go out with my friends and lost my allowance for a month...
My Tribe doesn't use peyote either, but having grown up in Saskatchewan, I had friend who were Cree and Hand whose tribes did and were allowed to use it under law as part of their tribal ceremonies... and I know a lunatic Jesuit astronomer in Arazona who uses it occasionally. Pravda the First - Da... I like it very much and it is very easy for me to use without hurting my back, which means I can post inexorably long rants... that just go on and on and on and on... and on.... ... ... ... and on... ... .... and on... |
| Guardian of Pravda wrote |
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The Erie are related to the Cree (Chippewa or O'Chippewa) as we are Iroquois and the Objiwe are also Algonquin. We do have Souian roots also. We fall more in line with the Huron and Wynadott as to relation and are mixed in heavily with them. We prefer Bay laurel with the special mix. The Hogans always face the rising sun. |
| Sister Massively Opiated wrote | ||
Up here, in Ontario, more correctly referred to as Anashnabe, which is a sub-tribe of both. |
| Guardian of Pravda wrote | ||||
Absolutely. Cullman is 60 miles north of me. Go there often. Fish Smith Lake and have many friends there. Usually go straight up 278 and through Holly Pond. |
| Sister Massively Opiated wrote |
| s'okay... there's a town in Ontario called Swastika... |
| Sister Massively Opiated wrote |
| Hey... where's our buddy Jack?... Did he really take off?... I was kinda looking forward to 'hearing' his answer... I might have learned something... |
| Guardian of Pravda wrote |
| I am part of the Iroquois Confederacy which is the Five Nations. We are the Erielhonan or Cougar People of the Black Adder people (Iroquois). |
| Guardian of Pravda wrote |
| Went through Arab the other day coming back from Huntsville. Went down 231 south through Morgan Point Eddy and past Egypt on my west side.
Only in Alabama can you visit all the Countries w/o ever leaving the State. Will you be following the Game today. BTW there is still an very nice Catfish Restaurant there. you are not referring to Gannon's Corner or Pepper's Cafe or Three Guys Grill are you? There is also Granny's Home Brew. Arab is modernizing in the Downtown section but it's still rural toward the outskirts. |
| Sister Massively Opiated wrote | ||
Wait... so what are the six nations of the Six Nations Reserve near Brantford? |
| Zampolit Blokhayev wrote | ||
Did you pass though Hog Jaw, too? Yes Sir! I am watchin' the game now. At halftime Bama 31, GA 0. WOOOOOOT!!!!! ROLL TIDE!!! Let's see if they can hold that. I am also keeping an eye on my secondary college team too. Virginia Tech. I think it was Gannon's Corner. It was 30 years ago so I do not remember for sure. But the name Gannon's seems to come to mind. Three Guys Grill is newer. There is one in Arab. As a matter of fact 3 guys from Arab started it. One of them, I went to school with my whole life. -- |
| Sheik Abu Moham wrote |
| CHARACTER OFF!
Now I'm hearing my Comrades offer PC concessions. (out of character?). habeas corpus? Fuck You!!!!!! Your living in a fairy tale. The problem with globalization/multiculturalism is, WE HAVE ISLAM! Islam offers NO habeas corpus. NONE in the slightest. Yet we allow them to TAKE US. Our fucking politicians democratic or republican,... and our media, have no idea of what the West (FREEDOM) is up against. They can't face the facts. Have NOT read the Quran or the Hadith. The FACT is,... Islam's tenet is to dominate. ALL Muslims are taught to harass and terrorize the unbeliever (you and me) to submit to Islam, pay jizya (a protection tax) or be killed. What part of kill do you not understand? The reason for nearly every problem we have today whether personal safety, financial security, freedom of speech, equal rights, etc. is Islam. The fuckin Arabs own Bush and US by association. I would suggest you great scholars of history pick up the Quran and read it. This doctrine is pounded into each and every Muslim each and every day. Stuff Like This............................................ Qur'an:9:5 "Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war." Qur'an:8:39 "Fight them until all opposition ends and all submit to Allah." Qur'an:8:39 "So fight them until there is no more Fitnah (disbelief [non-Muslims]) and all submit to the religion of Allah alone (in the whole world)." Qur'an:8:65 "O Prophet, urge the faithful to fight. If there are twenty among you with determination they will vanquish two hundred; if there are a hundred then they will slaughter a thousand unbelievers, for the infidels are a people devoid of understanding." Qur'an:9:123 "Fight the unbelievers around you, and let them find harshness in you." Qur'an:47:4 "When you clash with the unbelieving Infidels in battle (fighting Jihad in Allah's Cause), smite their necks until you overpower them, killing and wounding many of them. At length, when you have thoroughly subdued them, bind them firmly, making (them) captives. Thereafter either generosity or ransom (them based upon what benefits Islam) until the war lays down its burdens. Thus are you commanded by Allah to continue carrying out Jihad against the unbelieving infidels until they submit to Islam." Ishaq:578 "Crushing the heads of the infidels and splitting their skulls with sharp swords, we continually thrust and cut at the enemy. Blood gushed from their deep wounds as the battle wore them down. We conquered bearing the Prophet's fluttering war banner. Our cavalry was submerged in rising dust, and our spears quivered, but by us the Prophet gained victory." Qur'an:61:4 "Surely Allah loves those who fight in His Cause." The Quran and Hadith are filled with this verbiage. Muslims believe the written Quran is Allah's word, delivered through Muhammad. Never to be criticized. They believe , Muhammad is the perfect man. FACT; Muhammad had multiple wives,(some under 10 years old) many sex slaves, decapitated hundreds of men with his own hand. This is just a snippet of what's in the hate filled doctrine of the Quran. You Comrades are smart guys. Take a minute of your life to read this hate filled war doctrine written by a psychopathic narcissistic thug. A self proclaimed prophet. Then consider the Ummah and how it effects World Economics. They will destroy capitalism if we just talk. Alluha Akbar |
| Guardian of Pravda wrote | ||||
Also the five Nations one and the same. We are the oldest participatory Democracy in history. When the first five formed which were Mohawks, Oneidas, Onondagas, Cayugas, and Senecas they were called the Five Nations. The Tuscaroras came later, were added in, and thus the Six Nations but those of us that were in the original five still refer to it as the Five nations. As an aside, we declared war on the Germans at the same time as America but we never accepted their surrender. We are still at War with them. |
| JB wrote |
| ut the reason why democratic societies generally do think that habeas corpus is very, very good is that it provides recourse to people who have been unjustly imprisoned, and the Bush Administration’s post-9/11 detention policies provide a good example of why unjust imprisonment should be a concern. The vast majority of Guantanamo Bay prisoners were apprehended by non-U.S. forces, many of which collected bounties for handing the prisoners over. |
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