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People's Blog :: Obama: You Guys Make a Pretty Good Photo-Op :: Posted by Ivana Tinkle

noreply@www.thepeoplescube.com (Ivana Tinkle) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:19:45 -0500

People's Blog :: Obama: You Guys Make a Pretty Good Photo-Op :: Reply by Red Star

noreply@www.thepeoplescube.com (Red Star) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:39:12 -0500

Da Comrade Tinkle, The Obmessiah is a silver tongue devil, he knows what to say....Yes he want to be photographed with my Goons High trained troopers, but alas Getting them together is like "herding cats" (no pun intended). Yes the slightest little thing, a sparkling piece of jewelery, a squirrel in a tree, someone breaking wind, will just scatter them all over the place. So a Photo with Zero was not possible.

Sighhhhhh, the Messiah is just so wonderful........

I remember once we were visiting Rancho de Reo grande, My Dear friend and great and powerful leader Theocritus, attempted to photograph them, but every attempt failed. He even attempted to fire his pistol in the air to get they're attention but to no use. They just ran around, and once they got bored, proceeded to tear pictures of Meow up, and started beating the hell out of Nansky Peloski's entourage, driver and "Body Guards"

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People's Blog :: Christian & Muslim Guilt :: Posted by Angiecomics

noreply@www.thepeoplescube.com (Angiecomics) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:43:49 -0500

My name is Francis,a 10 year progressive using under an alias email!��Unfortunately my sister Angie has fought the sweetindoctrination to a universal utopia!��Here is an account of my fightwith the conservative criminals pushing the anarchy that comes withindividual freedom!��Do not be fooled!��Individual freedom leads toindividuality and that's just selfish!
-Francis

People's Blog :: Perfectly Plausable Explanations for the Bow :: Posted by Comrade Whoopie

noreply@www.thepeoplescube.com (Comrade Whoopie) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:29:01 -0500

Comrades, it's up to us to create the current truth. Here are some ideas, two might be useful in winning back the gay community.

People's Blog :: This Is Why We Have Memory Holes :: Posted by Komissar Blogunov

noreply@www.thepeoplescube.com (Komissar Blogunov) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:13:46 -0500

Comrades,

Why this vile work of propaganda has sat around undiscovered and undestroyed for more than six decades is beyond me!��Somebody failed.��And that somebody needs to report to end of life counselling on their way to the People's Compost Converter^TM.

This video shows totalitarian governments as intolerant and controlling!��Everybody knows true freedom is not worrying because everything is done for you!��My Darwin!��That's so basic!

Viewing this cartoon is, I can't believe it's even necessary to say this, forbidden!��If there are children in the room (and why aren't they watching An Inconvenient Truth��again during halftime at midnight basketball, anyway?), DO NOT LET THEM READ THIS POST!

Anyway, here it is, in all its sickening detail...

Remember: don't watch!��I mean it, don't!

People's Blog :: This Is Why We Have Memory Holes :: Reply by Panem Et Circenses

noreply@www.thepeoplescube.com (Panem Et Circenses) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:33:49 -0500

Egads!��That is shocking!��This juvenile production must be discredited immediately!��Call Michael Moorevich...

People's Blog :: This Is Why We Have Memory Holes :: Reply by Gulag Guyinski

noreply@www.thepeoplescube.com (Gulag Guyinski) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:42:36 -0500

Not to worry. Title screen says it is to promote deeper understanding of what has made America. Such capacities are impossible for A.D.D. current generation. Technological training of perfect socialist mind has progressed much through glorious People's Playstation and Wii comrades. Only muscular thumbs and cockroach like reflexes need to be developed.

People's Blog :: This Is Why We Have Memory Holes :: Reply by Red Bubba

noreply@www.thepeoplescube.com (Red Bubba) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:49:37 -0500

Memory holes! We need more and deeper memory holes from his hole-lyness!

A man's... digestion is at the very extreme of intimacy and individual responsibility. If his health is not his own business, he cannot possibly have any business of his own.
-G.K. Chesterton, 1924, in what used to be called England.

People's Blog :: This Is Why We Have Memory Holes :: Reply by Fraulein Obamski

noreply@www.thepeoplescube.com (Fraulein Obamski) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:14:27 -0500

OH MY!��A DISGRACE TO OUR COMRADES AND ILLUSTRIOUS LEADER, THE GREAT AND MIGHT "O" (not meaning Oprah, of course).��This must be sent our Fuhrer Emanuel the 2nd, for immediate destruction!

p.s. why didn't you warn us of these vile, anti-O viewing media!? ��

People's Blog :: This Is Why We Have Memory Holes :: Reply by Comrade Whoopie

noreply@www.thepeoplescube.com (Comrade Whoopie) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:55:14 -0500

Cold War Red Scare agitprop. We've got bigger fish to fry now comrades. Palin, Rush, Breitbart and Beck ...oh my!

People's Blog :: Obama Asian Bowing Bird from China :: Posted by Red Square

noreply@www.thepeoplescube.com (Red Square) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:39:15 -0500

A recent post by Comrade Neotrotsky gave us an idea for this agitprop visual...

People's Blog :: Obama Asian Bowing Bird from China :: Reply by Commissar Theocritus

noreply@www.thepeoplescube.com (Commissar Theocritus) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:24:53 -0500

I am nonplussed. I don't know if I like Barack Hubris Obama's Saudi bow or his Japanese bow better. The Japanese bow was deeper but the Saudi bow had him with his right leg extended back--a bow and a curtsey. Perhaps he's not only the first post-American president but the first post-sex president.

What side do his shirts button on?

Question. What shakes hands standing on two legs? A man
What shakes hands standing on no legs? A woman
What shakes hands standing on three legs? A dog
What shakes hands without a spine? His O'liness

People's Blog :: Obama Asian Bowing Bird from China :: Reply by Navigator

noreply@www.thepeoplescube.com (Navigator) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:56:26 -0500

I'd like to see a link made to the electorate who created the fertile conditions required for Obama to even exist.

51% of the Electorate are Chia Pets.

People's Blog :: Obama Asian Bowing Bird from China :: Reply by Fraulein Obamski

noreply@www.thepeoplescube.com (Fraulein Obamski) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:03:02 -0500

Me thinks his 'O'nesses wrong end is dunking the water... ah, wait!��A'las, with said head in said water, he shall at least be forced to shut up.��Very cleaver indeed.