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Barr got quizzical, Hillary was cynical
Evidence points to her
Late nights all alone scrubbing emails
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Jeff Edward Epstein, purveyor of under nines
Calls Bill on the phone
"Can I take you out to the Island
Bubba--all alone?"

But as Bill's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door

Bang! Bang! Durham's silver hammer
Came down on Hill's head
Bang! John Durham's silver hammer
Made Hillary dread

Back in D.C. again Clinton plays P.C. again
Nadler gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene

She tells Bill to stay while they drag her ass away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I did not fly
There more than four"

But when she turns her back on the Press
Jeff creeps up from behind

Bang! Bang! Epstein's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang! Jeff Epstein's silver hammer
Put Clinton to bed

Said witness thirty-one, "There she is the dirty one"
Epstein's not alone
Painting testimonial pictures
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Barry and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
(Epstein must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them
No, o, o, o

But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind

Yank! Yank! Clinton's silver necktie
Pulled up on his head
Yank! Yank! Clinton's silver necktie
Made sure Jeff was dead

Whoa, oh, oh, oh
Silver-necktied Clinton hitman.

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A submission from a reader.

Musical tribute to the abundant, all-consuming appetites of Inner Party members Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donuts

Rose was ravenous, capacity was cavernous
Dieting in the home
Late night all alone with the ice cream, Oh-ho-ho-ho
Michael Moore again, pretending to be poor again
Calls her on the phone
Can you take me out to the IHOP, Ro-o-o-ose
But as she's wolfing down an eggroll, a noise comes from behind
Bang! Bang! Mikey's silver platter came down on her head
Bang! Bang! Mikey's silver platter made sure he was fed

At the buffet again, Mikey grabs a tray again
Manager gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid a bankrupting scene, yi yi yi
She tells Mike to stay, not to grab another tray
So he parks behind
Muttering 50 times, "I must get that ho' .. oh oh oh"
But as she turns her back on the toad
He creeps up from behind
Bang! Bang! Mikey's silver platter comes down oh her head
Bang! bang! Mikey's silver platter made sure he was fed

Vegas 31, says they have a scruffy one
Mikey's cuffed alone
Making loud intestinal noises, Oh oh oh oh
Rose and Mary Kay, chowing at the Mandalay
Say he must go free (Mikey must go free)
The Sergeant disagrees and he tells them so oh ho ho
But as he's busy filing reports, a noise comes from behind
Bang! Bang! Mikey's silver platter came down on his head
Bang! Bang! Mikey's silver platter made sure he was fed

SILVER .. PLATTER (nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck)

Oh. My. Stalin. !!! It's foo-fightin' hooliganism on the platter Comrades of Karaoke Hooliganism. 'pelipsky files Official Damage Report:


IHOP...YES!!! pretending to be poor..Yes!

forelock tug for exposing the 'real' world,
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549