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Valentine's Day is coming up

2/12/2016, 9:30 am
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Do you love the People's Cube? Of course you do! You read it every morning before you hit the beet fields. You have a tattoo of the Love Cube on your shoulder, sang its melodies, and even passed around its articles to your girlfriend's aunt's father-in-law's mother's boyfriend's son's secret friend's father-in-law twice removed.

Well, the Cube needs your love! Can you care to give some change? Leave a tip? Contribute all your heart into the Cube? Why not browse our shops for your loved ones or the ones you love to hate? We could send you a ration card for a simple contribution to the cause.
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2/12/2016, 2:08 pm
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Thank you, comrade! Your post has brought unfamiliar liquid discharge to the hardened sclera of my eye.

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2/12/2016, 3:03 pm
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Red Square wrote:Thank you, comrade! Your post has brought unfamiliar liquid discharge to the hardened sclera of my eye.


Don't worry Comrade Square -

Discharging sclera is easily cured with Amoxicillin. (it's covered by ObamaCare, too)
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2/12/2016, 5:21 pm
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Thank you, Captain, for giving me an equal progressive gift basket idea.

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2/12/2016, 6:44 pm

Capgun Craptek wrote:Discharging sclera is easily cured with Amoxicillin. (it's covered by ObamaCare, too)

Captain, sir! Discharging sclera within the city limits or anywhere except on a duly approved firing range, is not permitted in Obamanation, sir!
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2/12/2016, 8:11 pm
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What is all this talk about discharging Sclera? Did he do something to offend The Party?*

[size=85]*If so my services may be available.[/size]
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