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Trump threatens to make the Oscars great again

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Iranian actress Taraneh Alidoosti has recently vowed to boycott the Academy Awards ceremony as a protest of Illegitimate President Donald Trump's illegitimate proposal to illegitimately suspend visas for citizens of some African and Middle Eastern nations.

Alidoosti, who appears in the Oscar-nominated The Salesman, points out that foreign travelers to the United States have a right to come and go as they please without the illegitimate interference of the U.S. government.

“I decided not to go even if I could, because it hurts me deeply to see ordinary people of my country being rejected for what might be their legal right to have access to their children abroad or to their school classes as students.”
Her announcement has larger implications: what if other film stars follow her courageous example and similarly boycott the awards ceremony? We would be reduced to a series of boring technical awards.

We would be deprived of self-righteous tirades delivered with impeccable style by our betters.

The evil that is Donald trump knows no bounds. He has obviously targeted this poor, vulnerable woman with his threats of visa suspension specifically to prompt her decision to boycott the Oscars. This in turn is obviously his attempt to silence the calm voices of reason in the entertainment industry who have been calling for impeachment, assassination, painful death, and other fully-deserved calamities to befall him and his family.

But what if his plan succeeds? What if the Oscars are cancelled because of his existence? We depend on this annual event, the history of which stretches back eighty-eight years, as a cornerstone of our civilization. Why, before the Oscars, people had no idea what they should be thinking about vital affairs, no way of learning what they should be thinking, no guide for their moral indignation.

Evil is among us. And it has bad hair.

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I choked up reading your most equal contribution, Comrade Cerebellum. Our culture is coming to an untimely end as this beast seeks to exterminate and deport our cultural icons, our pillars of virtue, our voices of sanity, reflection, and reason. One day our children will ask, "Mommy, what's an f-bomb?"

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More importantly, if these People's Oscar Awards go the way of the Dodo Bird, how shall we learn political insights from actors sharp repartee? Their keen intellect and worldly worldliness about the world? Shia Labeouf comes to mind.

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Republican leaders in Congress, when asked to comment, merely laid yet another egg.

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:More importantly, if these People's Oscar Awards go the way of the Dodo Bird, how shall we learn political insights from actors sharp repartee? Their keen intellect and worldly worldliness about the world? Shia Labeouf comes to mind.
Even worse, how will we know which movies are good and which are bad -- or, rather, which movies to like and which not to like?

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[color=#C0392B]Papa Kalashnikook[/color] was right on target when he wrote:More importantly, if these People's Oscar Awards go the way of the Dodo Bird, how shall we learn political insights from actors sharp repartee? Their keen intellect and worldly worldliness about the world? [highlight=#ffff00]Shia Labeouf comes to mind[/highlight].
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Papa... you can not go wrong following Comrade Shia LaBeouf!
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Comrade Putout wrote:
[color=#C0392B]Papa Kalashnikook[/color] was right on target when he wrote:More importantly, if these People's Oscar Awards go the way of the Dodo Bird, how shall we learn political insights from actors sharp repartee? Their keen intellect and worldly worldliness about the world? [highlight=#ffff00]Shia Labeouf comes to mind[/highlight].
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Papa... you can not go wrong following Comrade Shia LaBeouf!
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LOL! Y'all need a "like" button.

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You know what that means, right? She'll win an Oscar in her category hands down.

THE WORLD IS WATCHING!

I like Hollywood. Where else can I find women my age who are still HOT. Lke that beautiful 84 year old Streep hottie. I would be so honored to be in her people's vjj.

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We must fight to further the liberal agenda. Make Hollywood and the Oscars totally gun-free.

No bodyguards with their tools of violence.
No guns in Hollywood!

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Pppppfffffftttttttt.......................Oscar Awards..........do people in Hollywood really think Trump voters give a good rat's petoutie about what they think? They are ACTORS reading lines of make believe. Unless you have a Screen Actors Guild/Political Science PHD Degree you have NO GAME at all.

So, Hollywood, since you don't understand why Trump won, this is dedicated to you.............





P.S. The party in the Trailerhood won't be watching the Oscars.

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Evil Smiley wrote:
gun-free-zone.jpg

We must fight to further the liberal agenda. Make Hollywood and the Oscars totally gun-free.

No bodyguards with their tools of violence.
No guns in Hollywood!
Piffle! I say again PIFFLE! If you say piffle fast 10 times it begins to sound funny. Not haha funny, strange funny. As I was saying, it behooves us to follow the example set by the Peoples Republic of Marin County, one of the Union of Soviet Socialist Counties in California. No guns! Ha! Piffle!Image


 
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