Trump and Putin: bromance on fire



Comrades,
Some of you may find it hard to keep the "Russia collusion" story alive, now that US fighter jets are bombing the hell out of Russia-supported Syrian military installations.
There are now two options:
1. Point out that this contradictory behaviour by the President-That-Should-Not-Be-Named versus Putin is more like a sort of "prank" between the two Evil Fascist rulers. Something like "is that a rocket in my sky, or are you just happy to see me?"
2. Putin is good after all, and a victim of the American Despot (a victim, not unlike the birds, trees, polar bears, women, handicapped, and virtually every atom in the universe). The entire Russian-collusion story will be hard to maintain in this case. But the most important thing is: Trump is still bad.
The ministry of Truth is still weighing these two options. Please check the Current Truth at your local Party headquarters before talking about these subjects in the coming weeks!
Kindly, your Thought Control Enforcer, Minitrue


Minitrue
(a victim, not unlike the birds, trees, polar bears, women, handicapped, and virtually every atom in the universe)


Komissar al-Blogunov
Minitrue
(a victim, not unlike the birds, trees, polar bears, women, handicapped, and virtually every atom in the universe)Minitrue
By Lenin's beard! I forgot about the squirrels too... Oh boy, It'll be the gulag for me now.Both of you seriously need to relax a bit; we haven't even discovered every possible thing that can send Komrade Minitrue to the gulag (yet...).
As for you, Komrade Al-Blogunov, you will be commended the People's Award for your heroic, selfless work. I recommend a State-approved pin-up that enshrines your State-approved beauty to be posted everywhere in commendation.


The People's Anthony Sullivan
As for you, Komrade Al-Blogunov, you will be commended the People's Award for your heroic, selfless work. I recommend a State-approved pin-up that enshrines your State-approved beauty to be posted everywhere in commendation.There is the obvious hazard of distracting all the young девушки from their work harvesting beets, but I agree that it's a good idea. I think a minimum size of 18' x 9' is a good start for the posters.

Minitrue
By Lenin's beard! I forgot about the squirrels too... Oh boy, It'll be the gulag for me now.The oversight is easily korrekted, Comrade M.


Komissar al-Blogunov
The People's Anthony Sullivan
As for you, Komrade Al-Blogunov, you will be commended the People's Award for your heroic, selfless work. I recommend a State-approved pin-up that enshrines your State-approved beauty to be posted everywhere in commendation.There is the obvious hazard of distracting all the young девушки from their work harvesting beets, but I agree that it's a good idea. I think a minimum size of 18' x 9' is a good start for the posters.Quite the contrary; this will encourage them to harvest the beets faster. It is guaranteed-to-work
Ah, I was hoping for bigger, but it shall be a good start.


The People's Anthony Sullivan
Komissar al-Blogunov
...a minimum size of 18' x 9' is a good start for the posters.... I was hoping for bigger, but it shall be a good start.
Don't let those bourgeois imperialist units confuse you, comrade. Those are not inches but feet, which roughly translates to 6 x 3 Motherland's meters - a standard size for Party-approved propaganda material. See below.


Red Square
The People's Anthony Sullivan
Komissar al-Blogunov
...a minimum size of 18' x 9' is a good start for the posters.... I was hoping for bigger, but it shall be a good start.
Don't let those bourgeois imperialist units confuse you, comrade. Those are not inches but feet, which roughly translates to 6 x 3 Motherland's meters - a standard size for Party-approved propaganda material. See below.

Red Square, I know these are feet, not inches. I still said it because it was along the "bigger is better" line of thought. After all, it is easier for Al-Blogunov's beauty to be seen from afar if it is bigger.



Red Square
Well, perhaps as our resident capitalist promoter, you can start collecting cash for an installation called "Three Billboards Outside the People's Bunker." If you film the proceedings, the Party will make sure you receive the People's Oscar for best agitation and propaganda.Unfortunately, I'm no cameraman. The department of selling you State-approved products has someone else to film me while I talk like a kapitalist into the camera lens. I have no choice but to post another State-approved commercial for the funds. Hopefully, dear komrade Al-Blogunov will be impressed by the result


The People's Anthony Sullivan
Red Square
Well, perhaps as our resident capitalist promoter, you can start collecting cash for an installation called "Three Billboards Outside the People's Bunker." If you film the proceedings, the Party will make sure you receive the People's Oscar for best agitation and propaganda.Unfortunately, I'm no cameraman. The department of selling you State-approved products has someone else to film me while I talk like a kapitalist into the camera lens. I have no choice but to post another State-approved commercial for the funds. Hopefully, dear komrade Al-Blogunov will be impressed by the result


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