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De Niro slams Trump at charity fundraiser: Don't sit on my bench

Oops... too late, Robert!

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Where's Bobby taking his fapmobile next?
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Remember Taxi Driver?
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It is well known that De Niro prefers his First Ladies to be darker.

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Comrade De Niro surely gets around.

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He also used to hang out with Lenin, who in his final years thought that Bob was the Paris prostitute who had given him syphilis. It was fun.

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DeNiro also once visited Lenin in the Kremlin while pretending to be a Russian peasant.

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Bob fapped pretty much all over the world in his mobile lately.
Here, for sure lured by Comrade Director, some postcards:






Huh, this we know! (but Fappy Bob wasn't there, then)



First BIG-scale GULAG camp, created to build the Byelomor Canal through forced kollektive labor.
(we had a glimpse into that already)



PRAVDA says: Life became better, life became jollier.



So, Bobby set out to Siberia, here in Yakutsk (the f*ing coldest big city on Earth).



... leaving the Soviet orbit, Fappy Bob was slightly reprimanded at the border ...


yet he arrived on schedule in Berlin, to fruitfully participate in Frau Merkels's summer interview:

I have to object to this bashing of Robert De Niro.

It is a well established custom that we must not make fun of the mentally challenged, especially in a public forum such as this.

Robert De Niro had to leave school as a child, so therefore, only has about a 9th grade education (he left school by the time he was 16 years old.)

It is unfair to target the intellectually retarded for ridicule in public forums. I demand that you stop until Robert De Niro can at least finish his primary school education.