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Museum of Nothing: Everything offensive has been removed

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Move offensive statues to a museum? Think again.

In the old days, it was enough to just move statues that we deem offensive from public property to a museum. But that became a huge burden. What if the statues or monuments are too big to be moved? It would be impossible to put Mount Rushmore or Stone Mountain in a museum.

Also, most museums are nonprofit. They receive a tax break and some grants from the government. Therefore, museums leech off public funds and must not contain anything that is offensive (to us.) If everyone doesn't have fun, no one can have fun.

To counteract these inconveniences, and streamline the process, that which we deem offensive must not remain in any museum.

It can be argued that a more aesthetically pleasing experience may be to enter a museum with nothing in it. Simply imagining - while standing in a large building - is a great way to cleanse your mind of any racist thoughts. You will soon forget the offensive art that used to be there, until you remember that racists are still out there. You will leave the empty museum more angry about white privilege than before.

Actually, the whole museum building should be torn down, because it used to contain offensive art. Then you can stand in an empty lot and meditate. But not in the exact spot where racist art used to be in the air. Don't breathe in the racist air.

Progressives typically revere artists, but the whiteness that their art perpetrates will no longer be tolerated. That includes black artists. It doesn't matter how many hours an artist worked on something. If we deem it offensive, it must be destroyed.

If you need inspiration, look to the brave acts of ISIS and the National Socialist German Workers' Party, who attempted to cleanse their cultures of hatred by destroying ancient artifacts and books. Where they failed, we will succeed in ridding the world of all offensive art.

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See also: Atheists demand display of Nothing next to Ground Zero cross

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Museums are where rich white elitist classists and their tools congregate. They -- the museums and the rich white elitist classists alike -- should be abolished. Nay, demolished. Nay, annihilated. Removed from memory. Then we will have a clear space through which to advance toward Next Tuesday.

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The future of the arts shall be henceforth decided by Liberal Arts Majors, Colonels, and Marshals.

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RedDiaperette wrote:Museums are where rich white elitist classists and their tools congregate. They -- the museums and the rich white elitist classists alike -- should be abolished. Nay, demolished. Nay, annihilated. Removed from memory. Then we will have a clear space through which to advance toward Next Tuesday.
Then these nothingtoseeums will be the safe spaces of Next Tuesday!

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Speaking of restoring Historical Justice™ by tearing down history, the very name of our most progressive city, New York, must also be changed because it was named after the greatest villain responsible for bringing African slaves to the New World.

Wikipedia wrote:New Amsterdam was renamed New York on September 8, 1664 in honor of the Duke of York (later James II of England), in whose name the English had captured it.

And who exactly was this James, the Duke of York?

Wikipedia wrote:James also headed the Royal African Company, a slave trading company.

I suggest we rename the city and the state back into New Amsterdam, in honor of the most liberal city of the world.

If not, another good option is the City of Next Tuesday.

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Red Square wrote:I suggest we rename the city and the state back into New Amsterdam, in honor of the most liberal city of the world.

Seeing as New Amsterdam was built by the Dutch West Indies Company, that name is also verboten because of the company's control of the Dutch Atlantic slave trade.

The Bronx will also have to be renamed as it's a bastardization of the name of the original settler there, Jonas Bronck—a dead, white male.

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Congratulations, Olga, on another achievement in spreading the Current Truth. In just one day, your post has broken all records by appearing simultaneously on our Mother Page and on Truth Revolt (a David Horowitz site).

https://www.truthrevolt.org/news/people ... en-removed


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Red Square wrote:Congratulations, Olga, on another achievement in spreading the Current Truth. In just one day, your post has broken all records by appearing simultaneously on our Mother Page and on Truth Revolt (a David Horowitz site).

https://www.truthrevolt.org/news/people ... en-removed

Thank you on behalf of the entire People's Cube - a collective society where all credit is shared.

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This calls for a special award, the Silver Chainsaw of Cubist Labor. As a matter of protocol, Olga, after Red Square awards you the medal, you do a crisp about-face, salute the formation of fellow Cubists and say, "I serve the working people!"
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I must remember to not go there so I can not see what is not there. I shall have to do it on a day when I have nothing to do......... Nobody knows the trouble I seen. Umm Scratch that. The trouble I have not seen.

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Already, comrades, has the way been shown to us by our siblings in censorship - the Taliban. Offensive 1500 year old cultural heritage sites? No problem!
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Next up, those racist Confederates!
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And finally. . .
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Once we have removed everything that is offensive, we can fulfill the dream of Dear Leader!
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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
This calls for a special award, the Silver Chainsaw of Cubist Labor. As a matter of protocol, Olga, after Red Square awards you the medal, you do a crisp about-face, salute the formation of fellow Cubists and say, "I serve the working people!"
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Captain Craptek wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
This calls for a special award, the Silver Chainsaw of Cubist Labor. As a matter of protocol, Olga, after Red Square awards you the medal, you do a crisp about-face, salute the formation of fellow Cubists and say, "I serve the working people!"
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All is well, esteemed comrade rodent. Just as our environmental icon Algore is free to have a house that daily uses more energy than all of Pyongyang does in a year, so we are free to wield carbon spewing chainsaws as long as we're doing it to protect the environment.


 
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