We received a transmission from the Journal of LOL that they have honored The People's Cube by including us in their directory of the best comedy sites (politics section).
Quote:Congratulations! We combed through over 2,000 web sites that purport to be funny, but only 133 qualified for inclusion on our new comedy links site, the Journal of LOL.
Yours was one of them. Thanks for the laughs!
So we thought we would honor them with a link back, even though we are a serious Party Organ that frowns on all "jokes," "humor," and "comedy," making an exception only for the kind that promotes redistributive justice - and only upon a thorough inspection, followed by a special resolution from the Politburo, with a nod from certain influential Party members.
In this sense, our listing is acceptable because we are featured next to several such prominent Party "comedians" as Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and The Borowtiz Report, all of whom operate under a Party-issued license and have time and again proven their selfless dedication to the Cause.
Still, in our editorial opinion, the only proper list of any sort of "best websites" should include only one link - to The People's Cube. That would be consistent with the concept of the Red Cube itself.
I pledge to continue to support the Collective of the People's Cube for the greater glory of the Party (and perhaps to avoid an ill-timed denunciation). Also, I congratulate you on the recognition you have received from that reactionary, Bourgeois site... clearly, the message of Socialism will soon overwhelm them and they will voluntarily be collectivized into the Gulagosphere™!
Citizens, struggle for Equality of Excellence!
This isn't serious?
Denounce these revisionists who fail to perceive the Current Truth!
Quote:Still, in our editorial opinion, the only proper list of any sort of "best websites" should include only one link - to The People's Cube. That would be consistent with the concept of the Red Cube itself.
As we like to say, "All links are equal, but some links are more equal then others!"
It is so good to see another site infiltrated by our glorious collective. Also a perfect infiltration spot I must add. Right next to that known subversive "Iowahawk" who fancies himself as some sort of right wing satire writer. The perfect position to keep a very close eye on this right wing reactionary low-life.
I do love that they consider Thomas Friedman's column to be comedy.