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The #MeToo Game!

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Everyone in America is playing...
The #MeToo Game!

You've been sexually harassed or assaulted. You are humiliated and upset. It's time to roll the dice!

The goal of the game is to get justice. The path to justice can be treacherous, though. You'll need your instinct, guts, and some luck to get there.

To play: Each player chooses one of the “disgraced woman” game pieces and draws a card from the Perp Deck. This card goes face up in front of you while you are playing - this is your criminal. Now it's time to get to work - try to move your game piece to Justice! Each player rolls the die to determine more about their perp and what path they'll be taking to get to Justice.

If you roll a 1 or a 2: congratulations! Your Perp is a conservative. You will get full media and political support! Celebrities and news anchors will hang on your every word. Twitter and Facebook will support and help you with righteous outrage. You could actually make things up and no one will ever verify it or care. You will definitely get to Justice. Your goal is now to maximize the amount of payout and perks you'll get along the way. Can you parlay this into a political career or maybe have a law named after you?

If you roll a 3 or 4: bad luck, your Perp is a liberal. While you can reach Justice, it won't be easy and there will be difficult choices to make along the way. Will the media try to destroy you or your family? Will you be threatened or lose your job? Hopefully you'll keep your sanity and your dignity through the long ordeal – don't give up!

If you roll a 5 or 6: unfortunately, your Perp is either a Muslim grooming gang or a Kennedy. You will never achieve Justice and you automatically lose. Better luck next time.

Play again and again, there are endless possibilities!

Ages 18+
Up to 4 players

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Comrade, if I be so bold as to make a suggestion:

  1. If you roll a five, your criminal is a Muslim grooming gang, or any Muslim, period. You're branded an Islamophobe, drummed out of polite society, and eventually killed by unidentified "youths".
  2. If you roll a six, your criminal is a Kennedy or a Clinton. If a Kennedy, social ostracization. If a Clinton, you die in mysterious circumstances.

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This most equal idea deserves to be on the Mother Page.

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A special Middle East edition of the #MeToo game comes with the dice that always roll a six. These poor women keep playing in the hope they can be sexually assaulted by an American conservative or at least a liberal, but all they get is Muslim grooming gangs. That's why we never hear from any of the Middle Eastern #MeToo players.
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American liberal women, on the other hand, get to play with the dice that always rolls "snake eyes." And they think they have problems!

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Going through the People's Cube archives a comrade can see how the concept of the People's Dice of Equality has naturally evolved over the years, from the Gaming Commission regulations...

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...to the 2008 contest for presidency between Obama and Hillary, who lost to Obama and wrote a bestselling book titled "Shit Happened."

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Does that game come with birth control glasses for testifying?

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A quick nod of recognition to Carolyn Donham!! In recognition of her pioneering work for the #Metoo movement in 1955, resulting in the brutal murder of Emmett Till and sparking the Civil Rights movement!!! All over unsubstantiated, baseless allegations that she later admitted were totally false!

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And all the recent Nobel Prizes in Sciences went to penis carriers*!. Oh, wait - some gal, or two, shrieked #MeToo! (huh?).

* harshly interrogated, the befuddled professors didn't abstain from their gender-hallucinations, stubbornly claiming to be "men", while not explaining what exactly is that supposed to mean.


(... and as that penis shock slowly dissipates, you realize... whites! penis or not penis, all whites! plus an obligatory Nihonjin, of course - each year, always a Nihonjin, incurable Ryugu phantasts.)

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:And all the recent Nobel Prizes in Sciences went to penis carriers*!. Oh, wait - some gal, or two, shrieked #MeToo! (huh?).

* harshly interrogated, the befuddled professors didn't abstain from their gender-hallucinations, stubbornly claiming to be "men", while not explaining what exactly is that supposed to mean.


(... and as that penis shock slowly dissipates, you realize... whites! penis or not penis, all whites! plus an obligatory Nihonjin, of course - each year, always a [highlight=#ffff00]Nihonjin[/highlight], incurable Ryugu phantasts.)

But,.. that's only cause they were first to test the A-Bomb!

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This "Handmaid's Tale" cosplayer may have taken it too far.

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Is the irony lost on everyone that to read #MeToo would read like, "Pound Me Too!"?

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My Our beet collective voted UNANIMOUSLY that PRESIDENT CLINTON (he, and not, sadly, she) was flying to this Childrens' Refuge in order to procure find Permanent Employment for these girls ladies on the American mainland (assuming, of course, that they exhibited a sufficient degree of eagerness, enthusiasm, and ability...)

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Apparatchik Unkulturny wrote:...in order to procure find Permanent Employment for these girls ladies on the American mainland ([highlight=#ffff00]assuming, of course, that they exhibited a sufficient degree of eagerness, enthusiasm, and ability...[/highlight])
Are you talking about a merit-based system in immigration? That's Trump-talk!

True progressives like their teenage sex workers disabled, disfigured, disinterested, and incompetent - just as any other voter constituency, with whom our Democrat politicians like to commiserate and over whom they like to shed tears of compassion while they screw their brains out.

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As a point of reference:

A strong, independent woman keeps her tank in good repair.

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Daddy always said if I was looking to marry, set the standard high: if she can't back a trailer, bait her own hook, or have her own toolbox, move on.

Now, that being said-- any babe who can change a drive-sprocket with just a hammer and that little wrench (and there's no cheater-bar in sight)...this merits further inspection.
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Is she single, and if not, does she have a sister?

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I think, other Ivan, if you look closely at her right hand, you will notice the large needle. She is not changing a drive-sprocket. She is darning a drive-sprocket. And she is wearing high heels while doing it, clearly a sign of bourgeois propriety.


 
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