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Dear Comrades,

The USSA Ministry of the State, in conjunction with Department of Forced Labor, has announced a new import program designed to stimulate the People's Economy and provide thousands of new jobs. According to sources at the White Fortress, the USSA will begin importing Ebola patients from Africa for treatment services and possible immigration in the next few months.

This brilliant plan, conceived by the highest proletarian intellectuals serving the workers and peasants of the USSA as advisers to Comrade Party Chairman and President Barack Barackovich Obama, will lead to the hiring of thousands of new federal workers. Not only will the State use hundreds of medical personnel and unionized healthcare professionals, but thousands of new entry- and mid-level office workers and bureaucrats to administer the various programs that will spring forth from the soil like a newly-planted beet crop!

Only our glorious Democratic Socialist Party can find a way to turn the plague of Ebola into a gift for all American workers and peasants! The disease from foreign shores will soon become another successful Stimulus Package!

In the meantime, The Department of the People's Defense has acknowledged that People's Army troops stationed in West Africa, who will likely be forwarding Ebola patients to the USSA, will be quarantined due to their exposure to counter-revolutionary propaganda rather than any disease. The State reminds citizens that Ebola can only be contracted by contact with Republicans and their reactionary body fluids.

Ebola is FDR's gift to the New America! Ebola treatment will be another successful Stimulus Package!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

Our Dear Leader has found a way to no only have a Super Super Majority, but to take all of congress and judicial branch. How you may ask? Well, here is Plan Ebola.

The state brings the Ebola people from Africa for "treatment" here in the USSA. Dear Leader will warn everyone the dangers of releasing these patients into the USSA. He will threaten to release the patients if the people don't reelect our Dear Leader's comrades and more. Pure genius! The constitution shall be edited and the bill of right be gone.

What do you think comrades?
Of course it is a great idea, it is Dear Leader's idea after all.

Forwards!

El Presidente wrote:

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More irrigation trenches!!!!

From our friends at All the Right Snark -

You can sneeze Ebloa, but it is still not airborne.The new latest fashionis going while it is hot.

Hammer and Loup,

The Party has already approved a new HAZMAT suit, crowd-source designed and tested by thousands of American college students. It is guaranteed to be 100% effective...

The Party must improve the public perception of Ebola by promoting its image as a cute, fuzzy creature, suitable to cuddle with.

Yeah, they say GET YOUR FLU SHOT every year! Even though those shots are shot with mercury!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/fearing-ebola-doctors-say-get-a-flu-shot/2014/10/30/5ca72e52-6049-11e4-827b-2d813561bdfd_story.html

Last year, I attended a college class, and my prof encouraged all of us to get "flu shots". Yeah, I intermingled with all of those students, including that prof, and did not get get sick (haven't for 20 years) The only two that I know of getting the flu was my classmate, whose mother is a nurse, and my professor, both of whom got nasty flu within 2 weeks.

One thing we did do in our apartment, since that's where we have to live now, is hire dudes to clean our air vents. What a difference! Huge. Neither of us has had a cold since. That was two years ago. Prior to that we did get nasty cough, cough stuff. Not any more.

Red Square wrote:The Party must improve the public perception of Ebola by promoting its image as a cute, fuzzy creature, suitable to cuddle with.

Wow, lots of other uses come to mind for this excellent training tool...