The issue of undocumented voters pouring across the southern border has a simple solution: brought to Party attention - from of all places - death row, Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas.

Nidal Hassan has applied for citizenship in ISIL/ISIS and this is the solution to the immigration issue!

Amnesty (spit) would revoke the original citizenship of the applicant, but granting DUAL citizenship does not remove anything from anyone but the rich who should pay their fair share, ensure more government jobs, justify the need for healthcare for citizens, support the EBT industrial process, and improve diversity for all!

Just as removing possible jobs adjusts the employment numbers, granting of citizenship reduces the number of non-citizens...

There is a slight flaw in your line of thinking, comrade. If we make them Americans, who will do the jobs Americans won't do?

Comrade misguided marsupial, this is not a flaw, it is precisely the point. While KeShawn and Shaniqua will not pick lettuce while drawing disability and food stamps, Paco y Yolanda will.

Our North/Central Americans doing the work increase the employment numbers and tax bases of two nations at the same time, and retain entitlement to benefits from both nations. Oh the pool of redistributable assets the state can manage! The financial sleight of hand will improve the status of many many party officials.

Dear Leader (PBUH) has a pen and a phone, this could be decided and signed into executive order quicker than FLATUS Moo can go through a platter of tacos!

I understand your point, comrade, however, since Americans will not do these jobs, naturalizing undocumented voters and transforming them into Americans would seem to be a sure fire strategy to discourage them from doing the aforementioned jobs. I certainly don't think it's in the best interests of The Party™ to have Americans thinking that they will be required to do said jobs. Telling minority Americans that they will have to work AND pay taxes seems to be contrary to The Party ™ platform.

Most Equal Pugilistic Marsupial, perhaps I can muddy the watersprovide Current Clarity. Your reasoning (always to be avoided) is shortsighted. Of course the newly naturalized citizens will not do the jobs that Americans will do. Once they will not do the job, then more future voters will have to be encouraged to cross the border. Wash, rinse, repeat! Eternal power will be ours!

Compiling the Current Truth

Red Salmon

Comrades.... Comrades.... Comrades.....

It is not workers we are after. It is voters and slaves supporters we are looking for. Rights need to be taken. They are under our Dear Leader's protection. We cannot get them influenced so easily towards capitalism. It is not in our Dear Leader's interest.

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Comrades.... Comrades.... Comrades.....

It is not workers we are after. It is voters and slaves supporters we are looking for. Rights need to be taken. They are under our Dear Leader's protection. We cannot get them influenced so easily towards capitalism. It is not in our Dear Leader's interest.

Perhaps by "workers" they mean community organizers. We can always use more of those ... until there are no communities left to organize because all are organizing each other. Then indeed we must encourage more undocumented denizens so the organizers have "work" to do.