So Much for Peeing Russian Prostitutes, Comrades!



When you never verify anything because you're FAKE NEWS
I raise a tin cup of glorious beet vodka (with a splash of tractor fuel) to the imaginary hookers!


I wish I had the strength to photoshop a clever image or write something funny regarding your story. But alas, the election and all that has transpired since seems to have lowered my IQ by at least 50 points. That doesn't leave me a lot to work with. Eating some beets, slurping down a vodka or two, and taking an occasional piss is about all I can handle these days. Stay in tune.
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The day Twatter got 4chan'd :)












anyway, it's epic (makes rounds also in Krautland, our Knuckle-Draggers jeering approvingly) :


How long have they been doing this? Is it possible that Russian prostitutes also peed on the DNC servers and on John Podesta emails, and we are learning about it only now?
Have they been doing since the times of the princess and the pee? And isn't that a metaphor for mass-producing pre-peed mattresses and slipping them to the unsuspected public? I'll never be able to sleep again! STOP the conspiracy NOW!




Genosse Dummkopf


Captain Craptek
Question of the day: To pee or not to pee... that is the question!"Pee all that you can pee..."



Red Square
Here's your video evidence of Donald Trump pissing on prostitutes.Genosse Dummkopf
Aaaaaaand Red Square wins a cask of beet vodka!:)


YELLOW JOURNALISM










Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
... a textbook example of.................YELLOW JOURNALISM-
Comradette SeeZee, you mean, like
QUALITY YELLOW JOURNALISM, ja?


Ivan Betinov
R.O.C.K., Other Ivan...You guys are just like two pees in a pod.... eh, me Kraut, do I get it right ‒ two pees in a podesta?


Genosse Dummkopf
Comradette SeeZee, you mean, likeQUALITY YELLOW JOURNALISM, ja?
Ja. Such high quality that the media got all wee wee'd up.




I've posted the link in a snow-bank on the side of tractor barn #2 using special organic yellow ink. I'm not saying its in Comrade Putout's handwriting, but it should be legible.


Exit stage left: Lights go out on Biden as he talks of US ‘leadership’ in Davos speech (VIDEO)
As proof, here's a picture of them celebrating another coup:
