Scraping the bottom of the barrel for Secretary of State, John Kerry.
U-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-h-h-h-h... Secretary of State... U-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h...
[makes kissing noises and ends the phone call]
After a grueling search for Sec. State, Pres. Obama vacations in Hawaii, where he chose to swim in the ocean instead of walking on the water. CNN reports that power vessels can not keep pace with the President as he zooms through the water.
Dear Leader: "Just shut up, smile, and nod at the camera flashes. Think you can handle that? I've worked to hard to get this far to have it all ruined by some idiot yes-man who can't properly accept a nomination to Secretary of State"
Comrade Secretary: "uhhhhhhhh....could you repeat everything after "just"?"
Actually, this pic just screams "Caption me"
"Must get louse comb"
"Did I leave a burner on?"
"Subsidies for ketchup? would it work?"
"Did I already mention I am a Viet Nam vet?"
"One side tingles, so I know the medicine is working"
"I was for conditioner before I was against it"
ZakhIs this the same John Kerry who lost to George Bush in that one election a couple years ago? I think he is the reason that Kash 'n' Karry is now called Sweetbay Supermarket. Personally I thought Kash 'n' Karry was a better name.
Don't worry comrade. Although Comrade Kerry did lose to the hated and vile bush-hitler <spit>, and was rightfully purged, all of his transgressions against the party are forgiven because The One ™ has descended from on high, named Comrade Kerry the new Sec. of State, and then promptly went on vacation in Hawaii.
What makes you think Kerry didn't go with him?