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Bernie only candidate brave enough to take on Big Deodorant

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Bernie Sanders gets it. He's the only candidate who understands economics, and he's the only real choice for the People™. Other candidates talk about going toe to toe with “Big Oil” or “Big Pharmaceuticals”, but only Bernie has the courage to take on Big Deodorant, and he's not afraid to raise a stink about it!

Bernie is right. It's a national tragedy when our kids go hungry and all they have to choose from is 23 underarm spray deodorants. Now, I don't know how much money goes into the corporate coffers of Big Deodorant, but it's probably in the trillions. It's time somebody held the corporate masters of Big Deodorant accountable for their backroom deals and price controls, and made them pay their fair share. And Bernie's gonna do it!

It's disgusting to think about how the rich are more worried about their underarms than about the millions of children starving in America because of Obama's economic policies – and Bush. It's high time that Americans cut back on deodorant and make the corporations fork over all the money they stole from us. Then we can give The Children™ free food for like, ever. But how far the money goes doesn't matter. What matters is that we feed The Children™. If shutting down the entire industry feeds one child for one day, then it's the right thing to do. It would give those fat cat corporate CEOs something else to do besides play golf and sniff themselves. It's our money, and we want it now!

And 23 deodorants!? Oh. My. Stalin. What do we need with that many choices? And computers. And iPhones. And cars. C'mon, people! Open your eyes and see how much money is being wasted. We could take all that fat cat corporate money and end poverty in America tomorrow, and only one candidate has the vision and the courage to make that happen. That's right, Bernie. He'll make us like North Korea where everybody has a fair working wage, and nobody is allowed to get rich. Their leader can't even afford a decent haircut because he wants to identify with the common people, just like Bernie. They don't have 23 deodorants to choose from in North Korea because the government makes all the choices for them and everybody's so happy. I wish we could be like North Korea. Everything is free there.

I think it's time the axe fell on Big Deodorant and all the other corporations that are destroying the environment and making The Children™ starve. What this country needs is a strong whiff of a Sanders presidency!

#feelthebern



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Why would you put a capitalistic deodorant on your body when you could use Cuban Cigars to cover the smell?


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I wish there was a like button for these posts.

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Comrade Putout wrote:Let them know you were there.
If your BO ever arrives before you do.

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Dear Leader (PBUH) leads from behind, so I take the lead, like the secret service party planners...BO makes its own entrance.


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A little capitalistic competition for Eau de MO?

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Konservative_Punk wrote:
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A little capitalistic competition for Eau de MO?

That looks like that testosterone deodorant they came up with. Maybe Dear First Lady's levels are getting low? It's pretty clear that Dear Leader isn't using it, he has enough testosterone to kill a tick!

Konservative_Punk wrote:
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A little capitalistic competition for Eau de MO?

That needs a trigger warning!
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Someone who just ate may see that unexpectantly

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Why Having Too Many Choices Is Making You Unhappy
More options means more possibilities to be perfectly content—right?

Here's why decision fatigue is sapping us of happiness and making us regret the choices we make.

Even a reflection is too much of a choice:

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Good point, Pamalinsky. Everybody (else) needs someone to make choices for them. I nominate myself to be that someone.

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Pamalinsky wrote:Why Having Too Many Choices Is Making You Unhappy
More options means more possibilities to be perfectly content—right?

Here's why decision fatigue is sapping us of happiness and making us regret the choices we make.

Even a reflection is too much of a choice:

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Soft brushes lead to soft komrades. Take a lesson from one of our latest Siberian Expeditions and use one of these puppies:

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There can only be one toilet brush for the masses!

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See? It is red. It is the only choice the Party has mandated. Now all are happy. Unhappy people may assemble at Rail Platform #17 to air their grievances.

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Soft brushes lead to soft komrades. Take a lesson from one of our latest Siberian Expeditions and use one of these puppies:

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This looks like a Siberian Stool-Softener, actually...


 
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