Change the term 'pork barrel' as hurtful to Muslim comrades



Comrades, in light of Dear Leader's most glorious support of Islam, we need to make some changes around here.
The evil, disgusting reichwingers need to stop throwing around the term "pork barrel." It is offensive to Muslims. So, we all need to come up with suggestions for a new term that the reichwing can use when they feel the need to criticize Dear Leader.
They're too uneducated and stupid to come up with one themselves. Once we have the best term, Dear Leader can use his mighty pen and phone to mandate that the reichwing uses that term.
That is, at least until Net Neutrality <wink wink> rules completely shut down such talk permanently.






trashmouth
Yes, those fearmongering reichwingers always seem to use this fictional boogeyman term "pork barrel" to lay guilt trips on everybody and offend Muslims, May I suggest to use of: "former artiodactyl mammal of African and Eurasian decent barrel", "varmint barrel", "cob roller barrel", "cormorant barrel", "stuff one’s face barrel", "binge barrel". Perhaps these would not be too offensive to Muslims, who have every right to fear those reichwinger yodeling God Squads who terrorize politics.Excellent choice, Comrade Trash. I believe this will work because it uses big words that the unwashed masses will never understand or look up. They'll just vote for it.
On the other hand, your choice of "cob roller barrel", while excellent, could be changed to "corn hole barrel." This may be more easily recognized by the unwashed masses, although it would require the necessary thinking to figure out what is actually happening to them.
So, that's not going to happen.
The first one is my choice.
PS: Yodeling? (bwaahahaha!)






Konservative_Punk
Pork Barrel Spending™ shall henceforth be known as 'Benefit Security Expenditures™', or simply 'B.S. Spending™' for short.I believe B.S. is halal. As long as it's halal, there is no need to specify the product - the barrel can be filled with anything at all. Therefore, it may as well be called "Halal Barrel."


Red Square
Konservative_Punk
Pork Barrel Spending™ shall henceforth be known as 'Benefit Security Expenditures™', or simply 'B.S. Spending™' for short.I believe B.S. is halal. As long as it's halal, there is no need to specify the product - the barrel can be filled with anything at all. Therefore, it may as well be called "Halal Barrel."
Excellent! I always like reducing things to their lowest terms!


Red Square
Konservative_Punk
Pork Barrel Spending™ shall henceforth be known as 'Benefit Security Expenditures™', or simply 'B.S. Spending™' for short.I believe B.S. is halal. As long as it's halal, there is no need to specify the product - the barrel can be filled with anything at all. Therefore, it may as well be called "Halal Barrel."
In that kase, Komrade Square, I propose the term "Krakker Barrel Spending", as "pork" is primarily consumed by the evil blue-eyed devils of the kaukasian persuasion. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE halal, I have nothing against it at all. It's just that 'pork-barrel' tends to have a negative konnotation among the proletariat, and replacing it with 'halal' may cause offense to those for whom it is considered sacred. Krakkers on the other hand, if we are to be honest, have brought nothing but suffering and misery to the kollektive and we already kommonly use the term "pig" to describe them, especially those who enforce the laws. This will have the added benefit of uniting the minority races among the kollektive, as they will associate 'krakker-barrel' spending with punishing whitey (aka: The Man) and taking his ill-gotten gains.






I love simplification. It is so much less stress on the lobeless brain.






Red Square
Konservative_Punk
Pork Barrel Spending™ shall henceforth be known as 'Benefit Security Expenditures™', or simply 'B.S. Spending™' for short.I believe B.S. is halal. As long as it's halal, there is no need to specify the product - the barrel can be filled with anything at all. Therefore, it may as well be called "Halal Barrel."
Well then, since the barrel can be filled with anything at all, how's about BEER!
I risk my excellent reputation for posting thoughtful videos by posting this one. But, it does seem to fit the occasion.
The lyrics are deep and insightful. The video is short and to the point. I suppose you could call it the Pork Barrel Polka but then, that would be offensive.
Beer is never offensive, so, here ya go:
Sorry, Comrades, I just couldn't help myself.


Pamalinsky
Red Square
Konservative_Punk
Pork Barrel Spending™ shall henceforth be known as 'Benefit Security Expenditures™', or simply 'B.S. Spending™' for short.I believe B.S. is halal. As long as it's halal, there is no need to specify the product - the barrel can be filled with anything at all. Therefore, it may as well be called "Halal Barrel."
Well then, since the barrel can be filled with anything at all, how's about BEER!
I risk my excellent reputation for posting thoughtful videos by posting this one. But, it does seem to fit the occasion.
The lyrics are deep and insightful. The video is short and to the point. I suppose you could call it the Pork Barrel Polka but then, that would be offensive.
Beer is never offensive, so, here ya go:
Sorry, Comrades, I just couldn't help myself.
Dear Pami,
You've been looking into my "Mystery Item" spot, haven't you? Fess up!


OMG! I absolutely did look at it the other day, but I forgot! So, so sorry, my friend.
I think it's hilarious!
Didn't mean to rip off your post!
Love, Pammie
ps: somehow it lingered in my brain
I rush through things too quickly sometimes.
It certainly made an impact on my poor brain cells.
Thanks for the fun!


Pamalinsky
Captain Craptek,OMG! I absolutely did look at it the other day, but I forgot! So, so sorry, my friend.
I think it's hilarious!
Didn't mean to rip off your post!
Love, Pammie
ps: somehow it lingered in my brain
I rush through things too quickly sometimes.
It certainly made an impact on my poor brain cells.
Thanks for the fun!


Captain Craptek
Ahh 1, and Ahh 2, and Ahh 3!

I love a good polka. What happened to our accordion comrade?