PARIS - While President Obama lectured the goodwill to the commoners in Climate Change Summit, a racist beeper kept interrupting his address with multiple beeps that continuously rang half the time he was on the podium. That put a damper to his brilliant sermon, as the audience could barely hear him speak while the beeper heckled one of the greatest speech of all time.

Some said the beeper was to tell the President that his time was up. That is a blatant lie and historical revisionism. Everyone knows there is never a time limit for Dear Leader, for he is limitless. It should be obvious to everyone that the beeper was racist and those who excuse its beeping must also be racists, as well as climate deniers. In the end, the racist anti-climate beeper was gagged, but the damage was done.

Dear Leader will choose the punishment for the beeper and for all the racist climate deniers associated with it. Climate justice shall be restored.

<off>
Hey, I like it! Buzzerrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ding, ding, ding, I think we have a loser!