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The online porn industry may have suffered a bone-crushing legal setback on Friday when the Pennsylvania Supreme Court made a landmark 4-3 ruling that individuals who are suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome may sue the adult media giants after they, the victims, have excessively used their streaming services.

The case was thrusted forward by Jeremy Hatfield, 38, of Indiana, PA, after he was diagnosed with what his attorney characterized as Adult Carpal Tunnel Syndrome directly attributed to his immoderate use of adult websites. The chief complaint made by advocates for porn control is that the greedy porn industry recklessly advertises their product with no regard to encouraging moderation. As a result, their corporate greed has already caused countless injuries to people who unwittingly got hooked on their product.

Hatfield made a tearful plea to the court accompanied by a dozen other wrist-cast wearers. He described how his quality of life has deflated after he began experiencing a throbbing pain just under his hand. Hatfield stated that the injury has made him unable to obtain a job and as a result has forced him to use welfare services.

The decision made by the PA supreme Court is expected to have far-reaching consequences for the online adult streaming services, and be a boon for a network of support groups for the sufferers, who could use a shot in the arm in the form of state, federal, and corporate subsidies to expand their operations.

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Prevention Tips for Adult Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

1. Use ergonomically designed tools and equipment that keep the wrists sufficiently aligned and prevent compression on the median nerve while masturbating.
   
2. Change your posture to take off any undue pressure on your wrist.
   
3. Take breaks from making repetitive hand motions for long hours; allow your hands to relax while waiting for a page to load by letting them fall loose at your sides.
   
4. Use stretching exercises before or during visiting adult websites to keep the wrists supple and facilitate good circulation.
   
5. Buy a comfortable pair of fingerless gloves and have them on while watching porn videos; this can also help with blood circulation.
   
6. Consider changing your diet, avoid water retention with the help of diuretics, and take a daily Vitamin B6 supplement to help you stay healthy and prevent Adult Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

In conclusion, remember that small measures can help keep big problems away. A long journey consists of small movements made with consistency and determination. Each small movement merits celebration as success. Rejoicing over modest daily accomplishments instills a sense of optimism and keeps us focused on the long term goals. No spectacular achievement is possible without small movements that take us there.

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Prevention Tips for Adult Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

1. Use ergonomically designed tools and equipment that keep the wrists sufficiently aligned and prevent compression on the median nerve while masturbating.
   
2. Change your posture to take off any undue pressure on your wrist.
   
3. Take breaks from making repetitive hand motions for long hours; allow your hands to relax while waiting for a page to load by letting them fall loose at your sides.
   
4. Use stretching exercises before or during visiting adult websites to keep the wrists supple and facilitate good circulation.
   
5. Buy a comfortable pair of fingerless gloves and have them on while watching porn videos; this can also help with blood circulation.
   
6. Consider changing your diet, avoid water retention with the help of diuretics, and take a daily Vitamin B6 supplement to help you stay healthy and prevent Adult Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

In conclusion, remember that small measures can help keep big problems away. A long journey consists of small movements made with consistency and determination. Each small movement merits celebration as success. Rejoicing over modest daily accomplishments instills a sense of optimism and keeps us focused on the long term goals. No spectacular achievement is possible without small movements that take us there.

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1. Find a really toasty production
2. Go as fast as you can
3. Have a sip of Victory Gin before a session to help bliur the line between reality and fantasy. Don't worry, the hallucinations will stop after a few minutes.
4. Have a glass of Victory Gin after a session to help you forget about the whole thing. If you must be awake and alert for a call to the fields or to carry your asshole friends home after they've drank all your potato vodka for the 7th week in a row, just have 3/4 of a glass.