We are looking at mandatory background checks on all car and fuel purchases, waiting periods, banning assault car features, and most important a 10 horsepower limit on all car engine capacity.
Ban ALL CARS WITH MORE THAN 10 HORSEPOWER! There is simply no sporting purpose for these assault cars. Of course, if they were electric cars such as those favored by President Barackzebub "The Fly" Hussein Obama there would obviously be an exemption.
Phuzzy LogickComrade Brainiac, even the evil car on the left is an assault car - it has an AUTOMATIC transmission. It may look harmless, but the ability to shift through all gears with a SINGLE pull of the stickshift makes these murder machines much too dangerous for non-military or non-police use. We must ban these deadly assault cars immediately - For The Children ™.
Your comment is well noted Comrade Logick. While the children must be
You are forgetting that if you ban all cars then the prols & peasants will be FORCED to use our public transportation backed by our unions!
Just think of all the money that is being ilegally WASTED on all things automotive, all that money should be funneled to the collective for propper re-distribution, minus the payola to the party elite of coarse!
Komrade KatzTake away their stock cars, by force if necessary!
And just as you're taking them away, don't forget to say "You didn't drive that!"