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Nancy Pelosi Announces AOC Primary Opponent

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Nancy Pelosi Hit Ocasio-Cortez, Says Glass Of Water With ‘D-NY' Next To It Could Win in Her District

Pelosi (D-CA) gave a speech Monday at the London School of Economics, in which she said the Democratic Party has got to avoid the “menace” of far-left policies that are often advocated by young and rising political stars, like free healthcare, free college tuition and a higher minimum wage. She said the Democratic socialist — who's pushing the Green New Deal environmental plan with a $93 trillion price tag — and others like her represent only a tiny faction in the margins of American politics.

“When we won this election, it wasn't in districts like mine or Alexandria's. And she's a wonderful member of Congress, I think all of our colleagues will attest,” Pelosi said of the two liberal districts, hers in San Francisco and Ocasio-Cortez's in New York City. “But those are districts that are solidly Democratic.”

Pelosi then reached over to a small table and held aloft a glass of water, saying, “This glass of water would win with a D next to its name in those districts.”

Please welcome, AOC's upcoming Primary Opponent:

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Other places where a glass of water would be elected if it has a D next to it:

The Dirtiest City And Town Names In The World

Pussy Creek, Ohio
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
Blue Ball, Ohio
Climax, Michigan
Mollies Nipple, Utah
Horneytown, North Carolina
Erect, North Carolina
Bald Knob, Arkansas
Hooker, Oklahoma
Dickshooter, Idaho
Cumming, Georgia
Beaverlick, Kentucky

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Comrades, Jackalopelipsky wondered if Nanny Pelosi was delaying and rescheduling the advent of the G.W.O.N.T. by saying that only a small portion of the Democratic Party was actually socialists. Does that mean FREE STUFF isn't going to happen equally for ALL Comrades anytime soon??

Jackalopelipsky is so konfused right now.

In intersectuality, the Kollective has blown past G.W.O.N.T. and is well into a new kind of Saturday Night Fever. Why is FREE STUFF for ALL Comrades not keeping up with this Kultural nuke-u-lar fission pace?? This is MOST unequal and obviously there appears to be some kind of financial sabotage. Should Komrades just break all glass ceilings and windows and simply seize FREE STUFF until ALL Democrats are socialists???

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

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A glass of firewater (plus D) does the Gitchi Manitou trick for Fauxcahontas-2020 ?

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(by Marx, learning never stops...)

Titisee, Germany (in Baden-Württemberg)
Wank, Germany (in Upper Bavaria)


+ off the cuff :

Titting
__(Bavaria ; townlet, consists of Untertitting = Lower.. , and Obertitting = Upper..)
[/indentr]Wankendorf
__(Schleswig-Holstein ; Wanken = do wank, ..dorf = ..village)
[/indentr]Sexau
__(Baden-Württemberg ; Au: ground/meadow near a river ; Sex: from sechs = six)
[/indentr]Fickmühlen
__(Lower Saxony ; Fick = fuck, mühlen = mills ; likely: proto-miller was Herr Fick).
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And people thought, Senator Incitatus was an outrage...


 
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