Comrades! May Day is upon us!

For thousands of years, since the end of the Ice Age, international workers gathered in their caves on May Day to organize, protest, and represent. They sat around bonfires chanting Party-approved slogans and denouncing U.S. imperialism.

Every year the changing Current Truth called for different slogans, which were promptly provided to the masses by this glorious Party Organ. And this year is no different. See the most current, updated, and expanded list of slogans for May Day 2017.

• Genders, unite!
  
• Make America small again!
  
• Demand fluidity of all genders! Support Women Without Borders!
  
• Make LGBT the dominant gender of human species!
  
• World currencies, unite! Repeal and replace the dollar with the North Korean won!
  
• Demand 150 won per hour minimum wage!
  
• Demand removal of capitalist borders!
  
• Europe and Syria, unite!
  
• Defend North Korean borders from U.S. Imperialism!
  
• North Korea and South Korea, unite under the glorious leadership of Kim Jong-un!
  
• Climatologists, unite! Take climate controls away from capitalists and hand them back to the people!
  
• Repeal and replace carbon with a different, climate-neutral element!
  
• Nationalize climate!
  
• Species, unite!
  
• Reparations to all extinct and endangered species, hunted and domesticated animals!
  
• Educators, unite! Weed out non-conformism in academia! Denounce and ostracize dissent among the students and faculty!
  
• Journalists, unite! Build the new Iron Curtain and make Russia pay for it!
  
• Demand complete and unconditional tolerance of these ideas! All who disagree must be sent to Gulag!
  
• We have always been at war peace war peace war with Russia!

For a deeper look into the history of this progressive holiday, see our review of May Day propaganda posters.

You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.

It's for the Common Good!
It's for the Greater Good!
It's for equality and social justice!
It's for the children! Yeah, that's right! It's for the children!

Fight for peace!
End DNA oppression!
Realists lack imagination!
Hooliganism is not a crime!
Biology is not settled science!
Feed the homeless, to the hungry!
Share the wealth, with the Party™!

54-40 or give up.
Don't fire until you see the whites.
Forget the Alamo.
I like dykes.
Stars and stripes for never.

Red Square wrote:You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.

It's for the Common Good!
It's for the Greater Good!
It's for equality and social justice!
It's for the children! Yeah, that's right! It's for the children!

[OFF]

Your Redliness, you forgot the mental victims of communism.

Red Square wrote:

May_Day_Frida.jpg

Obviously the titular character, "Mother Russia"

- SK

Homework: Locate Mao's Great Leap Forward :

(Mao's Leap produced a main component of PRC's balance in the Democide table.)

but, but, but, don't let us bedim the solemn mood of Kollektive March!

Unite in unification of diversity's diverseness!

Simplify Pythagorean Theorem for Womyn! a + a = a!

Revolutionize Arts! Artists, more portraits of Trans! Louvre first!

Support UN 5-Year Plan to once and for all reconciliate Occident & Orient!



@Artists : Didn't Comrade Velázquez already foretell that step? :

Chief Designer wrote:

Red Square wrote:

May_Day_Frida.jpg

Obviously the titular character, "Mother Russia"

- SK

I know. I'm getting a woody just THINKING about her hoisting a log over her shoulder and walking away with it!

Red Square wrote:

• World currencies, unite! Repeal and replace the dollar with the North Korean won!
  
• Demand 150 won per hour minimum wage!

Did anyone else ever check what this is actually worth? It comes to about $0.16, or 16 cents for those who were indoctrinated enlightened by Common Core. It is so glorious that they didn't have it on the list of currencies in the built-in Bing browser currency converter.

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Differentiate in the classroom for every student in the same approved manner!

Every student has different needs except in the cafeteria where one tray fits all needs!

Every child can be a brilliant mathematician, essayist, scholarly scientist, and expert historian in the classroom but can never understand the economy or climate science like a politician!

Increasing the cap on the number of students a class at the state DOE Office makes every classroom in the state physically bigger!

College education must be free so Universities can keep their billion dollar endowments intact!

All teachers are equal but athletic coaches are more equal that others...

Comrade Svyet wrote:Comrades

You have forgotten as it seems 100 days of Trumpinism hoogligans have brain dead you. The glorious Peoples Democratic Republic of America would have shown that the world population is not fallen but raising! Take a look at the revised chart -

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See the world pop is raising!!!!

Excellent! Perfect! Bartender, higher taxes for everyone - on me!