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Hosing human waste off pavement reminds one leftist of hoses used against civil-right activists.

Seattle-Area Councilman: Hosing Poop-Covered Sidewalks Might Be Racially Insensitive

The area surrounding King County Superior Court includes a homeless shelter and other social-services organizations and has become an “unsanitary and potentially frightening” scene — one “that reeks of urine and excrement” — according to an article in the Seattle Times. Desperate for help with the disgusting environment, two of the court's judges have asked the city to please power-wash the poop-covered sidewalks. That seems like a pretty reasonable request, but apparently, one councilman is worried that doing so might be a form of microaggression.

According to the Times, Councilmember Larry Gossett “said he didn't like the idea of power-washing the sidewalks because it brought back images of the use of hoses against civil-rights activists.”

Comrades, you can't make this up...

There is a reason why we don't write satire anymore. We just write the news.

- Peter

Never fear. All that water will cause the EPA to classify the area as wetlands, and then no one will ever be allowed to do anything to it again. (Except, maybe, poop.)

Aside from equating minorities to poop, it would seem a severe soy contamination in the Seattle water supply has led to easily triggered komrade councilmen...

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:... wash poop off ...

Truly a shame.
They never heard of recycling? Sustainability? Klimkatastrophia-induced hunger?

(and afterthought: Water - precious natural fluid. Wasted here, while Africa dies?)

Kommissar Uberdave wrote:... poop .. soy contamination .. water supply ...

The soy-poop-water troika aside, isn't that skating biz extremely, like, sexist?

(or have you, comrade, ever seen a synchronized transgendarian Rittberger, eh?)
(yeah, sexist... and speciesist, too! kitty squad at Winter Olympics? nope! korrekt, RedD?)

RedDiaperette wrote:Never fear. All that water will cause the EPA to classify the area as wetlands, and then no one will ever be allowed to do anything to it again. (Except, maybe, poop.)

Jackalopelipsky knows, Red Diaperette...just ewe. Keeping the critter to critter thing going. Jackalopelipsky's mind flashed back to CDC New Truth that washing your meat spreads germs...so don't EVER DO IT or face prosecution like mattress tag says. And yet, this slurry of poop settling in low places certainly brings EPA into action. Jackalopelipsky predicts lawsuits and counter lawsuits between EPA and City of Seattle as to taxpayer culpability and acceptance of guilt.

But seriously RD...does this mean that Seattle has achieved equality with shithole countries?

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549 over and out

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

Kommissar Uberdave wrote:... poop .. soy contamination .. water supply ...

The soy-poop-water troika aside, isn't that skating biz extremely, like, sexist?

(or have you, comrade, ever seen a synchronized transgendarian Rittberger, eh?)
(yeah, sexist... and speciesist, too! kitty squad at Winter Olympics? nope! korrekt, RedD?)

Alas, felines are not permitted in any events at all. We would excel, for example, in high jump -- but the speciesist rules are uninclusive of cisfelines. Furthermore, I have yet to see litter boxes made available in restrooms at these "World" Olympics. Whose world might that be, O speciesist bigots?

Once again the Current Truth takes an unexpected turn..."If it's brown, wash it down" has been determined to have racist implications.

I'd like to hope this conclusion is based on the content of their character, but with the way the progs act these days, one never knows.

Jackalopelipsky's mythical hare brain mind can't follow the guilt of Amerikkka plot in this story about racist brown slurry of poop settling in low places in downtown Seattle. The HOSES spraying bull connor psi water pressure cleaning are what's tigger skating racist?? NOT the act of pooping on the sidewalks of downtown Seattle?

Does this mean that the poop slurry settling in low places in downtown Seattle is perfectly acceptable in the GWONT future of civilization if the hoses of the pressure washer stop being trigger skating racissst. Who knows maybe in a trillion years the slurry will produce a more advanced life form than currently resides in Seattle. Which means, the whole fetid mess is a middle school genius''science project'?

Jackalopelipsky
BR 549

Litter boxes are the answer. There must be free litter boxes for all!

Kommissar Uberdave wrote:

Let's agitate for this to become a new event at the Prog Olympics.

BTW, Uberdave - are all the great images you're posting your originals? I'd rather have them uploaded to the Cube server before they disappear on the other one, which has happened in the past with some members.

It's easy to upload using our Editor for the Rich, which will automatically rescale your pictures to 600px width (max width of our post window). So if you're making them from scratch, keep that 600px width in mind.

And by all means, keep up your most equal work!

If the voices in your head tell you to hose an attractive passerby woman but no one else hears them, can you be considered a sexist?

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
Hosing human waste off pavement reminds one leftist of hoses used against civil-right activists.

Seattle-Area Councilman: Hosing Poop-Covered Sidewalks Might Be Racially Insensitive

The area surrounding King County Superior Court includes a homeless shelter and other social-services organizations and has become an “unsanitary and potentially frightening” scene — one “that reeks of urine and excrement” — according to an article in the Seattle Times. Desperate for help with the disgusting environment, two of the court's judges have asked the city to please power-wash the poop-covered sidewalks. That seems like a pretty reasonable request, but apparently, one councilman is worried that doing so might be a form of microaggression.

According to the Times, Councilmember Larry Gossett “said he didn't like the idea of power-washing the sidewalks because it brought back images of the use of hoses against civil-rights activists.”

Comrades, you can't make this up...

Yeah! I can see that! I mean, like, being "sensitive" to those who experienced this some 50 years ago, like, totally equals "filthy." That way we don't have to do anything to actually fix the problem.

Make America Filthy Again to honor those who had to endure it 50 years ago! MAFA!

Red Square wrote:If the voices in your head tell you to hose an attractive passerby woman but no one else hears them, can you be considered a sexist?

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Whichever ghosts possessed this schizosexist phallohoseist, the (presumedly) F-gendered irrigationally objectified person masterfully depatriarchalizes his hydrotoxic masculinizatoriousness.

Red Square wrote:If the voices in your head tell you to hose an attractive passerby woman but no one else hears them, can you be considered a sexist?

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I dunno Comrade Red, during this heatwave you could really rake in the rubles if you charged passersby for a quick spray. Or receive an Order of Lenin medal if you did it for free.

Comrades,

Our Dear Leader, Red Square, does not post "Related Articles" below all current comments for nothing. They are "recommended reading" for all Cubists (an art form).

I know I always check it to see if I am on the "list." (heh, heh, heh)

In this case, our beloved brother, Father Prog Theocritus, who passed away several years ago, posted a most appropriate one that still applies today.

READ IT COMRADES! It's good:

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... t6148.html

Pamalinsky wrote:Comrades,

Our Dear Leader, Red Square, does not post "Related Articles" below all current comments for nothing. They are "recommended reading" for all Cubists (an art form).

I know I always check it to see if I am on the "list." (heh, heh, heh)

In this case, our beloved brother, Father Prog Theocritus, who passed away several years ago, posted a most appropriate one that still applies today.

READ IT COMRADES! It's good:

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... t6148.html

It WAS good Pammiealinsky. A nice clean up to this shithole thread.

And besides, what is it with Progs and dumping - snigger - bodily fluids?


Buckets of fake blood were dumped in the street in front of Portland ICE facility. The fake blood was to represent the Rio Grande which has now been renamed El Rio de Sangre, or the River of Blood. While the Rio Grande is actually located between Texazistan and Mexico, not in Portland, Oregon, is inconsequential because feelings count so much more than mere facts in 'staging' a protest.

Red Square wrote:If the voices in your head tell you to hose an attractive passerby woman but no one else hears them, can you be considered a sexist?

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Well, only if you turn it into a wet t-shirt contest. After that, it becomes a way to show, irrevocably, the power of wymen!


Here's another attempt that truly shows the power of wymen:


Oh and, the woman on the left in the first photo is AOC encouraging her girls on with her infamous hand gestures.

Red Square wrote:If the voices in your head tell you to hose an attractive passerby woman but no one else hears them, can you be considered a sexist?

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Jackalopelipsky has some vague recollections from puphood in mental sandblasted and acid jigglebathed treated mind of a time - maybe 2nd grade?? -- where such behavior was a kind of boyhood exploratory adventure into foreplay....but sooo much has been sandblasted and acid jigglebathed in treatment room to achieve wellness - or at least 'good enough' to be released into general gulag population... or maybe it's just something Jackalopelipsky just 'thinks' happened in 2nd grade.j.

Pammiealinsky!

Jackalopelipsky wonders at the Victorian gal modestly covering the unmentionable region (thighs) while responding favorably in this 2nd grade male exploratory venture into foreplay.

These mixed messages wreak havoc in Jackalopelipsky's "new" mind.

j.