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Liberation of Reddit

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Comrads!

It is time to invade liberate Reddit from the Capitalists scum. I received a blessing go ahead to execute this operation from Red Square. It is far too long since we saw noble posts like lol cats, and the Capitalists pigs have changed some things to keep the people quiet.

Our mission is to get our propaganda information to the front for the oppressed to free them from the tyranny. What better way to do that, but a link to a topic made here at The People's Cube.

We do need approval from Our Dear Leader, Red Square and the collective before sending link. I order you ask you to volunteer and take part in Reddit for the glory of our Dear Leader.

Liberate Reddit!!!!!

Camrod Hemmar, just state where dis Reddit is located at. Me an' da boys will go "liberate" it tonight. Where you want it delivered to? An' should it be alive an' in one piece?


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Hammer and Loupe wrote:Comrad Termen, ...It is more of a location with poor residents.

Wait, Reddit is code for Chicago?

I did not see that coming.

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Tovarichi wrote:
Hammer and Loupe wrote:Comrad Termen, ...It is more of a location with poor residents.

Wait, Reddit is code for Chicago?

I did not see that coming.
Perhaps Detroit. Note similarity of many letters.

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RedDiaperette wrote:
Tovarichi wrote:
Hammer and Loupe wrote:Comrad Termen, ...It is more of a location with poor residents.

Wait, Reddit is code for Chicago?

I did not see that coming.
Perhaps Detroit. Note similarity of many letters.

And my first thought was the District of Columbia (or was that Columbia University?) - whatever... that's too much thought for this prole... I'll just see how many rodents I can round up and Occupy the place.


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Hammer and Loupe wrote:Have we found a topic to share?

Comrads, the link above makes me think that perhaps the recreational pharmaceuticals of years past are re-paying a visit.
All citizens of Reddit must submit to immediate Full Frontal Lobotomies; baring that, 9mm Brain Hemorrhages will be supplied.

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Comrades,

I have seen Reddit, and we are doomed.

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Captain Craptek wrote:Comrades,

I have seen Reddit, and we are doomed.
How so Comrad Craptek?


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Hammer and Loupe wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:Comrades,

I have seen Reddit, and we are doomed.
How so Comrad Craptek?

Comrade,

Sorry, I left out the final three words, i.e., "as a race."

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And now the racism pours forth from the squirrel....

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Tovarichi wrote:And now the racism pours forth from the squirrel....

As you know, comrade, squirrels are born racists. It's in our nature to hate all things different than ourselves. This is why we run and hide when a dog or cat approaches. You may have thought we were afraid. But no. Actually, we run to our nest where we plot and plan the ultimate destruction of the offending creatures. As I said, we are a violent and intolerant race - although we do have our lighter moments.

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Captain Craptek wrote:
Tovarichi wrote:And now the racism pours forth from the squirrel....

As you know, comrade, squirrels are born racists. It's in our nature to hate all things different than ourselves. This is why we run and hide when a dog or cat approaches. You may have thought we were afraid. But no. Actually, we run to our nest where we plot and plan the ultimate destruction of the offending creatures. As I said, we are a violent and intolerant race - although we do have a lighter moments.

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The smile keepers shall see you at your office.You said too much. There they will escort you to your designated vacationfor reeducation.


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Tovarichi wrote:I do love a good conspiracy!

Ah, yes... To paraphrase something Comrade Maslow once said, "I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is your paranoia, to treat everything as if it were a squirrel."

Captain Craptek wrote:Ah, yes... To paraphrase something Comrade Maslow once said, "I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is your paranoia, to treat everything as if it were a squirrel."

Wasn't he the comrade who said, "From each according to his bank account, to each according to his hierarchy of needs?"

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Comrades,

I think I found a topic to place on the Reddit. It is "IRS Computer Crash Party"



 
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