For eight years Americans had all but forgotten Osama Bin Laden until our champion, Barack Obama (who never forgets to protect America) appeared out of the darkness of America's forgetfulness and forced our languishing intelligence agencies and lackadaisical military to find Bin Laden and kill him.

Dave Letterman knows such things because he is a high level insider who reads stuff on a TV comedy show that other people write. Such support seriously injures any hopes of Mitt Romney's election success.


I fear that even in Utopia stupid is not funny. But like grading Obama on the economy, let's give Letterman a break and assign him an incomplete. Keep up the fight Comrade Dave.

Yes, even we must admit that the fact that our own Great Leader killed Obam—sorry, Osama with his two bare hands is a great and historic feat that has never been, and never will be, matched.

As for Letterman, he knows far more than the total entirety of the Eternal Minority/Rethuglikkkan Opposition camp combined! He deserves all our continued praise and support.

Shooting for the presidency is a bridge too far for Dave.
There are, however rumors the VP slot may be open, he is at least as well qualified as Uncle Joe Biden.He is very familiar with foot in mouth syndrome.

At first I couldn't tell who that woman is on Dave's desk. Initially I thought it was our MTE but she's not fat enough in the ass much too slender. Then I thought: could it be prog RINO Meghan McCain?

PROG OFF: It's Courtney Love. Everyone forgot that but me.

Dear Leader will see to it that no one will ever forget Bin Laden again, at least until after the election.

Comrades, we forget just how brave Dear Obozo is. Bear in mind that the most frequent visitor to the Clinton White House (Peace Be Unto our Many Titted Empress) was Yasir Arafat. If the Clintons could wine and dine, and I'm sure the wine was in there, the world's biggest terrorist at the time, then it must have been very hard to tell other people to go into harm's way so you could take the credit for having done something that even Jimmy Carter would have done.

I know this is confused but then I'm a progressive. I think in images. I am a part of a mob. So what if I contradict myself? I am by definition holy because I'm a prog. I'm like the French duchess who wore no underwear and every time she needed to take a dump, even at a grand ball, she'd do it on the floor. On the reasoning that the shit of a duchess is still too good for the common people.

Fhalkyn, never forget that what happens to us doesn't count if it was more than two days ago. Or more than last minute. We have the ability to change our minds and our views, because we are Prog. Sacred progs. Let's look at Dreams of My Father in which Dear Oleader talks about smoking reefer and being drunk in high school and attending meetings with socialists. Did you hear about that in 2008? No, and nor did I. And that's the way it should be.

But we hear about a possible hazing incident when Mitt Romneyoid was in high school. And that's entirely possible. The Post devoted 5000 words to it. They haven't devoted that many words to the entire background of Dear Obongo in the last five years.

And nor should they. They're progs. They're vicious, nasty, little liars.

I love them so.

Comrade Letterman does not realize that Dear Leader was reminded of Osama every time he signed his name.

But our future victims on the right never forgot about him.

Comrade Putout, is that a deprived western tool behind Letterman's vodka glass? Or is it gift from from Shaffer as thanks for Dear Leader's evolution?

New Paradigm wrote:Comrade Letterman does not realize that Dear Leader was reminded of Osama every time he signed his name.

But our future victims on the right never forgot about him.

Comrade Putout, is that a deprived western tool behind Letterman's vodka glass? Or is it gift from from Shaffer as thanks for Dear Leader's evolution?

Good eye New Paradigm! (I don't know how I missed THAT!)

It is indeed the greatly coveted Representative Weiner Wiener-Tool-O-Delight.™ I bought received from the State a device similar to this during the Great Man Shortage of 2002. (This size is, of course, out of my league.)

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Purely Coincidental

Obama and Biden, Osama Bin Laden, Obama and Biden, Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden, Obama and Biden, Osama Bin Laden, Obama and Biden
Obama and Biden, Osama Bin Laden, Obama and Biden, Osama Bin Laden

Oh my. Comrade Putout, is that that the one comes with the gray briefs?

(*slaps self - almost said "in")

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Oh my. Comrade Putout, is that that the one comes with the gray briefs?

(*slaps self - almost said "in")

Indeed it is!

Got this in the mail from this guy: https://reaganiterepublicanresistance.b ... d-day.html

Eisenhower also had a speech in which he took full blame if D-Day hadn't worked. What a fool. Why resist totalitarianism? After all, didn't Dear O'leader say that after his immaculation in November that he would be able to be more "flexible" with Leader Putin.

Eisenhower was a dangerous man. He had integrity and a personal honor. Bastard.

(NB. Eisenhower never made the self-blame speech. He just had it written in case.)

KomRade and Chief, with "Erik the Small" in MSM triumphant tabloid.