Brave warriors fighting a just cause lose battles, regroup and fight on. Shooting our own valiant comrades serves no constructive purpose.
Republicans are still upset about Chris Christie's passionate embrace of Barack Obama in the final days of the 2012 election. Theories abound as to why Gov. Christie would find Pres. Obama so suddenly attractive. Many accuse the Governor of selfish opportunism.
Not wishing too quickly to condemn a fellow laborer in the struggle for America's heart and soul, I am open to alternative explanations.
Some suggest that President Obama possibly smelled like bacon which Governor Christie would have undoubtedly found irresistible. I find this a credible explanation and can no more condemn Gov. Christie for succumbing to the President's bacony deliciousness than Democrats could condemn Pres. Clinton for his uncontrollable, prolific forays into sexual promiscuity. Let's all hug and move forward.
Therefore: Obama is made entirely from bacon and bacon related products.