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Komrades! Today I have realized something of great importance. It is almost important as Lenin himself. It is the new Current Truth that Kommunism & Socialism are superior to Islam! I'll admit, I was denouncing myself when I first realized it, but then I started to think over the facts.

You see, there are millions of Men, Women, and Children who are fleeing right now from such Islamic countries as Syria and Turkey and are arriving in the Socialist Utopia of Europe. They are FLEEING from ISLAM and they are GOING to SOCIALISM! Now, they say that they are going away from violence and war, but this is untrue. Some of them are from regions that are far away from war and violence. They also say that they are fleeing religious persecution, but no, no. They are thinking of the many Christian Sacks of Scum that are polluting the middle east and putting wrenches in the gears of Islamic Revolution and Utopia.

I know a cover story when I see it; I've watched Trump's election speeches. All of these stories about war and persecution are just that: cover stories. The fact of the matter is that these lowly Komrades who live in regions which are controlled by dastardly Oil Sheiks and pusillanimous US Military Interests are going to a peaceful, totally free, totally safe Socialist Utopia of their choice in Europe. They want all of the free things that Glorious Kommunism provides equally, and they shall get them, for Kommunism is like a Mother; All those that suckle on her titty grow up to have Big minds and Strong bodies, mainly from the reeducation camps and forcedvolunteer labor. But if you piss her off, she puts soap in your mouth and whacks you with a stick.

Now, some may disagree with me. Those people are wrong.

But, after all has been said and done, we must continue to support the Islamic people in their new homeland. We must care for them and give them exactly what they want, otherwise they will turn away from Kommunism, and we will have become eternal dissenters. And not only this, we must also continue to eradicate the Old Europe and turn it into the New Europe; We must fully Caliph-ize Europe to make the new Muslim Homeland as welcoming as possible.

And if we make the Islamic community in Europe happy, we can get them to accept Kommunism into their hearts, and we will have a Revolutionary Force greater than the entire Soviet Army. Just imagine having the choice of being Kommunist or being Dead! The former Motherland USSR did the same, but imagine how much of a show you can put on with a mental patient hairstyle and a bomb strapped to your chest! Instead of Monday Night Football, Monday Night Murders! I can't wait to see what might happen.

Kommunism better than Islam?

Communism may well be better than Islam, but then so is having your nuts crushed slowly in a bearing press.

Once and perhaps still Avis, the #2 car rental company, had the advertising slogan "We try harder."

The communists advertising slogan is "We try doing the same thing over and over again and expect different results." Give credit where credit is due, comrades.

Red Walrus wrote:

Kommunism better than Islam?

Comrade that is TOO funny for words...

Oh wait.. I used words to describe that.. Never mind.

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Komrades! Today I have realized something of great importance. It is almost important as Lenin himself. It is the new Current Truth that Kommunism & Socialism are superior to Islam! I'll admit, I was denouncing myself when I first realized it, but then I started to think over the facts.

You see, there are millions of Men, Women, and Children who are fleeing right now from such Islamic countries as Syria and Turkey and are arriving in the Socialist Utopia of Europe. They are FLEEING from ISLAM and they are GOING to SOCIALISM! Now, they say that they are going away from violence and war, but this is untrue. Some of them are from regions that are far away from war and violence. They also say that they are fleeing religious persecution, but no, no. They are thinking of the many Christian Sacks of Scum that are polluting the middle east and putting wrenches in the gears of Islamic Revolution and Utopia.

I know a cover story when I see it; I've watched Trump's election speeches. All of these stories about war and persecution are just that: cover stories. The fact of the matter is that these lowly Komrades who live in regions which are controlled by dastardly Oil Sheiks and pusillanimous US Military Interests are going to a peaceful, totally free, totally safe Socialist Utopia of their choice in Europe. They want all of the free things that Glorious Kommunism provides equally, and they shall get them, for Kommunism is like a Mother; All those that suckle on her titty grow up to have Big minds and Strong bodies, mainly from the reeducation camps and forcedvolunteer labor. But if you piss her off, she puts soap in your mouth and whacks you with a stick.

Now, some may disagree with me. Those people are wrong.

But, after all has been said and done, we must continue to support the Islamic people in their new homeland. We must care for them and give them exactly what they want, otherwise they will turn away from Kommunism, and we will have become eternal dissenters. And not only this, we must also continue to eradicate the Old Europe and turn it into the New Europe; We must fully Caliph-ize Europe to make the new Muslim Homeland as welcoming as possible.

And if we make the Islamic community in Europe happy, we can get them to accept Kommunism into their hearts, and we will have a Revolutionary Force greater than the entire Soviet Army. Just imagine having the choice of being Kommunist or being Dead! The former Motherland USSR did the same, but imagine how much of a show you can put on with a mental patient hairstyle and a bomb strapped to your chest! Instead of Monday Night Football, Monday Night Murders! I can't wait to see what might happen.

Ah! but comrade Stierlitz, is i that Socialism and Communism are better than Islam, or that Socialism, Communism and Islam are fusing together to form the Collective Paradise of Next Tuesday? Complete with stirring military music, great big weapons, and terror for the infidels?